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  • Need Fine tuning, brothers and sisters!

    I have been having doubts lately about the relevance of Jesus in my life, what with all the heathen propaganda on the 'net and telervision. It seems scientific thoughts are penetrating my (once) pure mind and pragmatism and common sense have taken hold of me.

    HELP!!!!

    I seek salvation. I have wandered from the flock!!

    I dream of
    Ezekiel 23

    5. And Aholah played the harlot when she was mine; and she doted on her lovers, on the Assyrians her neighbours,
    I have lost her!!
    9. Wherefore I have delivered her into the hand of her lovers, into the hand of the Assyrians, upon whom she doted.
    What have I done??? What have I bestoweth on thine sister??
    18So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister. 19Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
    20For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
    21Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
    22Therefore, O Aholibah, thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will raise up thy lovers against thee, from whom thy mind is alienated, and I will bring them against thee on every side;
    23The Babylonians, and all the Chaldeans, Pekod, and Shoa, and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them: all of them desirable young men, captains and rulers, great lords and renowned, all of them riding upon horses.
    24And they shall come against thee with chariots, wagons, and wheels, and with an assembly of people, which shall set against thee buckler and shield and helmet round about: and I will set judgment before them, and they shall judge thee according to their judgments.
    25And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears; and thy remnant shall fall by the sword: they shall take thy sons and thy daughters; and thy residue shall be devoured by the fire.
    26They shall also strip thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy fair jewels.
    They killed her, and then took her clothes and fair jewels.

    Am I in some sort of trouble? Must I pay penance?

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    Re: Need Fine tuning, brothers and sisters!

    Originally posted by mikmik View Post
    I have been having doubts lately about the relevance of Jesus in my life, what with all the heathen propaganda on the 'net and telervision. It seems scientific thoughts are penetrating my (once) pure mind and pragmatism and common sense have taken hold of me.

    HELP!!!!

    I seek salvation. I have wandered from the flock!!

    I dream of


    I have lost her!!

    What have I done??? What have I bestoweth on thine sister??

    They killed her, and then took her clothes and fair jewels.

    Am I in some sort of trouble? Must I pay penance?

    Unless you are suffering from a disease that rots body and mind, neither your photo nor this post ease my fear of yet another case of taking his day off to waste the time we commit to showing the way to GOD.

    Prove me wrong, if at leat you explain and hear what we have to say then it is not a waste.

    PRAISE THE LORD!

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    • #3
      Re: Need Fine tuning, brothers and sisters!

      No! I have spent days reading and I am certain I can attain salvation amost the righteous here. My photo is a sign of the retribution I pay, gratefully, from our lord Jesus, the Christ. He has smote me with a snake eateth my sinful brain.
      I really don't like it, must I flog myself?? I pray for the answer, yet I cannot get Aholah from my fantasies. I am sure when I cane overcome this evil infestation of my thoughts, my picture will change as my appearance doth, I mean does!

      See? I hate snakes, you know? There is nothing worse, but I assure you my brain is not the forbidden fruit...sigh, although its texture is similar, ask the snake. That devil's agent would know!!

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      • #4
        Re: Need Fine tuning, brothers and sisters!

        Mik..
        What you need to do is get rid of the bodypart/s that causes you to sin.

        Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee:
        It is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
        And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee:
        It is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
        Matthew 18:8-9

        ^ And so on and so forth..
        So, if you are plagued by lust you cannot overcome then become a eunuch for the kingdom of Heaven's sake. (Matthew 19:12)

        If you own a knife or an axe (or other such sharp instrument), there's really nothing stopping you.
        Get to it, boy.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #5
          Re: Need Fine tuning, brothers and sisters!

          The badypart that is impure is my thoughts!! That is why our Lord, the Savior, has stricken me with the snake that eateth my frontoparietal cortex!! My thoughts are forbidden, why do I have them??

          Plus, it really hurts when I feed this snake a mouse and it swallows it!! The snake that needs extirpating is the one through my head, not the wee chap at my loin, do you not see? (No, don't look, that I know would be sinful)

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          • #6
            Re: Need Fine tuning, brothers and sisters!

            Originally posted by mikmik View Post
            The badypart that is impure is my thoughts!!
            Well then, there IS lobotomy of course.
            You could try that maybe.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • #7
              Re: Need Fine tuning, brothers and sisters!

              That's it!! I shall feed the snake some hydrogen cyanide, then rip it from my head. Thanks brother, Praise be our song!

              I shall return with with a picture of my rapturous release.

              I feel brotherly love already, and sisterly love, in spirit - that will be my ultimate acceptance. Praise all that slaughter for our lord!!!

              (Before I get saved, one note: no, nevermind )

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                Re: Need Fine tuning, brothers and sisters!

                Originally posted by mikmik View Post
                That's it!! I shall feed the snake some hydrogen cyanide, then rip it from my head. Thanks brother, Praise be our song!

                I shall return with with a picture of my rapturous release.

                I feel brotherly love already, and sisterly love, in spirit - that will be my ultimate acceptance. Praise all that slaughter for our lord!!!

                (Before I get saved, one note: no, nevermind )
                Before you go to those solutions you might try some of our pastors, they are excelent at driving demons away.

                PRAISE THE LORD!

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                • #9
                  Re: Need Fine tuning, brothers and sisters!

                  An excorcism!! I may manage, I have seen the light. My faith in our Lord, Jesus Christ almighty, has stricken doubt from my feeble mind.

                  I hope my brothers and sisters here can see it to welcome my humble ass to the flock of saved, I mean chosen, sycophants!!

                  F**k, am I happy

                  I breath freely, the fu***ng Gosh!

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