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  • Blessed ovenmitt
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    • Dec 2007
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    good day to everyone

    Good day, my name is Andrew Ryan, Im a firm believer of the bible and I joined so i could talk to other christians alike about societies problems.
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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    • Sep 2006
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    #2
    Re: good day to everyone

    Originally posted by Blessed ovenmitt View Post
    Good day, my name is Andrew Ryan, Im a firm believer of the bible and I joined so i could talk to other christians alike about societies problems.
    Welcome to our forum, Andy.

    Tell us a bit about yourself. What version of the Bible do you read, and what are some of your favorite passages? How long have you been saved? What do you view as society's biggest problems, and what are your ideas about how to fix them?

    Personally, I think the biggest problem with society is the casual treatment of sin in secular media entertainment. People fornicate and lust after one another and engage in homosexuality without any repurcussions. Will and Grace would have been my favorite show if Will had died from AIDS on the second episode and fag-hag Grace had gotten aids in her lips from kissing him. Of course then it would have been a miniseries instead of a long running sitcom.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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    • Blessed ovenmitt
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      Re: good day to everyone

      Im 25, I currently reside in Estonia(this place is full of catholics and those mormon faggots).

      I mostly read the old testament, I cant choose a favorite because all of gods words are perfect.

      Ive been saved for 10 years, I was an atheist till I turned 15 and my mother died, I then realized that it was her punishment for being an atheist whore.

      I think the biggest problem with society is that they teach the theory of EVILUTION in schools, even Darwin in his latter years admitted that he was young and stupid for thinking that.

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      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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        • Sep 2006
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        #4
        Re: good day to everyone

        Originally posted by Blessed ovenmitt View Post
        I think the biggest problem with society is that they teach the theory of EVILUTION in schools, even Darwin in his latter years admitted that he was young and stupid for thinking that.
        I agree that is a big problem too. Sin in entertainment media makes people more ready to believe a theory that ignores God. Darwinism in the schools teaches the kids that we are just animals, so why not act like animals.

        The two problems feed each other, and require a two-prong approach.

        I'm afraid I don't know much about Eastonia. Is Ovenmitt a common family name there?

        Pastor Billy-Reuben
        Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

        ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
        Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
        #ChristianLivesMatter

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        • Blessed ovenmitt
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          Re: good day to everyone

          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
          I'm afraid I don't know much about Eastonia. Is Ovenmitt a common family name there?
          im the only one in estonia who currently has it, because when i turned 21 i changed my last name because i didn't want to be related to that wench of a mother i had.

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          • see_the_light
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            • Nov 2006
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            Re: good day to everyone

            Originally posted by Blessed ovenmitt View Post
            im the only one in estonia who currently has it, because when i turned 21 i changed my last name because i didn't want to be related to that wench of a mother i had.

            Wellcome

            To start with (and so you won't feel it's a personal thing), here at this forum we usually
            chapitalize GOD and JESUS (as a sign of respect) I saw that you don't, would you be as kind as to do the same? Those who don't are usually satanic trols and I would hate seeing you mixed up with those teen-trolls.

            You mentioned that you were once an atheist (weren't you brought up in the FAITH) or did you have a crisis and loose your brain somewhere in your life.

            Last question, you mentioned changing your name, but wasn't it your father's name? what strange traditions do they have in estonia?

            And about your mother, if you must do treat her as Lady Wench, even if she is currently burning in hell (as seems likely) she is, nevertheless your mother and proper respect is due (from you)

            "Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee." Exodus 20:12

            PRAISE THE LORD!

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            • Blessed ovenmitt
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              Re: good day to everyone

              Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
              Wellcome

              To start with (and so you won't feel it's a personal thing), here at this forum we usually
              chapitalize GOD and JESUS (as a sign of respect) I saw that you don't, would you be as kind as to do the same? Those who don't are usually satanic trols and I would hate seeing you mixed up with those teen-trolls.

              You mentioned that you were once an atheist (weren't you brought up in the FAITH) or did you have a crisis and loose your brain somewhere in your life.

              Last question, you mentioned changing your name, but wasn't it your father's name? what strange traditions do they have in estonia?

              And about your mother, if you must do treat her as Lady Wench, even if she is currently burning in hell (as seems likely) she is, nevertheless your mother and proper respect is due (from you)

              "Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee." Exodus 20:12

              PRAISE THE LORD!
              LORD, i beg your forgiveness for not giving you the proper respect you so rightly deserve.

              You are right, that was indeed very rude of me, now that I know what mistakes ive made I will try my hardest not to make them again, Im a little new to all this internet thing.

              My father died before I was born so my mother gave me her last name.

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              • see_the_light
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                • Nov 2006
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                Re: good day to everyone

                Originally posted by Blessed ovenmitt View Post
                LORD, i beg your forgiveness for not giving you the proper respect you so rightly deserve.

                You are right, that was indeed very rude of me, now that I know what mistakes ive made I will try my hardest not to make them again, Im a little new to all this internet thing.

                My father died before I was born so my mother gave me her last name.
                So she told you the "he was dead before you were born" story, well at least it shows there was a little good old fashioned shame about her sins.

                Wellcome

                PRAISE THE LORD!

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                • Brother Temperance
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                  • Sep 2006
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                  Re: good day to everyone

                  Welcome aboard. Why, if things continue at this rate, it seems like almost a dozen Europeans might stand a chance of making it into Heaven come the Rapture!
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Magnum Innominandum
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                    • Dec 2007
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                    Re: good day to everyone

                    Originally posted by Blessed ovenmitt View Post
                    Im 25, I currently reside in Estonia(this place is full of catholics and those mormon faggots).
                    Tere, Ovenmitt -- and welcome!

                    I visit Estonia frequently because spirits the Holy Spirit women Bibles are so much cheaper there, and so I can assure you that there are almost no Mary-worshipers in that country; the Reformation was rather harsh in those parts, and most Estonians were Lutheran until not so long ago. Now they're even worse, however -- there are more atheists per capita in Estonia than there are anywhere else in Godless Europe.

                    Are you sure you're not being held captive by a wayward band of Mel Gibson devotees, or strapping young schismatic missionaries from Utah feeding you LSD LDS? 'Cause your spelling shows the effects of a psychotropic substance, too.

                    Worriedly,
                    Magna, née Magnus

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                    • Blessed ovenmitt
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                      I assure you that I am not on any psychotropic substances.

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                      • see_the_light
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                        • Nov 2006
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                        #12
                        Re: good day to everyone

                        Originally posted by Blessed ovenmitt View Post
                        I assure you that I am not on any psychotropic substances.
                        Then should we inquire as to your real whereabouts and story?

                        PRAISE THE LORD!

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                        • Blessed ovenmitt
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                          Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                          Then should we inquire as to your real whereabouts and story?

                          PRAISE THE LORD!
                          Excuse me, are you saying that I am a poser?
                          I do indeed live in estonia, I can go take pictures if you want.

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                          • see_the_light
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                            • Nov 2006
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                            #14
                            Re: good day to everyone

                            Originally posted by Blessed ovenmitt View Post
                            Excuse me, are you saying that I am a poser?
                            I do indeed live in estonia, I can go take pictures if you want.
                            Please do tell more, there were some doubts concerning some of the facts you mentioned, I only wished to let you know that if it wasn't the truth you might be better off by telling us.

                            Either way you are wellcome and if we can lead you to salvation then everything is well.

                            PRAISE THE LORD!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
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                              • Sep 2006
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                              #15
                              Re: good day to everyone

                              Originally posted by Blessed ovenmitt View Post
                              I do indeed live in estonia, I can go take pictures if you want.
                              Which state is that in? I recall an Estonia, Ohio I think....
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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