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  • #1

    Howdy, ya'll!

    Favorite color: all of them!
    favorite food: vegetarian sushi with guacamole
    favorite music: techno
    pets: rats!
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  • #2
    Re: Howdy, ya'll!

    Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
    Favorite color: all of them!
    favorite food: vegetarian sushi with guacamole
    favorite music: techno
    pets: rats!
    You seem to have left out your favorite Bible verse.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Howdy, ya'll!

      Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
      Favorite color: all of them!
      Like on the rainbow flags you wantonly wave every chance you get? You sicken me, sodomite scum.
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
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      • #4
        Re: Howdy, ya'll!

        Oh, right. Bible verse. Umm.... okay, you know that one about if your testicles have been crushed or your penis has been cut off you can't enter into the house of the lord? Or something like that... LOL lol lol!!! XD Why don't I ever hear about that one at church?!

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        • #5
          Re: Howdy, ya'll!

          Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
          Oh, right. Bible verse. Umm.... okay, you know that one about if your testicles have been crushed or your penis has been cut off you can't enter into the house of the lord? Or something like that... LOL lol lol!!! XD Why don't I ever hear about that one at church?!
          You obviously don't go to many Churches.

          You seem to be yet another Mocker merely here to persecute us.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #6
            Re: Howdy, ya'll!

            Well, this site is just a joke, right? Of course, you're just going to tell me that it isn't... I like playing with your reactions. Pastor Ezekiel is my favorite!

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            • #7
              Re: Howdy, ya'll!

              Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
              Well, this site is just a joke, right? Of course, you're just going to tell me that it isn't... I like playing with your reactions. Pastor Ezekiel is my favorite!
              We are as real and serious as the fires of hell and Jesus' cobalt blue eyes! Please go back and read THIS thread if you think that we are anything less than serious.

              And while I thank you for the compliment, I am not at all interested in committing sodomy with you. I get about a dozen offers a month, but I turn them all down. I don't know what it is about you queerboys...

              Jesus is the only man who I love.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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