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  • #1

    I dont want to be Italian!

    Ok folks. Praise Jesus but I have a confession.

    I am a dirt Dago. Thats right I even look like one of those Niggers and my name has more vowels than the alphabet.

    This is me: the dirt Dago himself

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  • #2
    Re: I dont want to be Italian!

    And I am Catholic

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    • #3
      Re: I dont want to be Italian!

      Not to mention a homer, judging by that male member in your hand.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • #4
        Re: I dont want to be Italian!

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        Not to mention a homer, judging by that male member in your hand.
        Actually its a bottle of wine from Sicilia

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        • #5
          Re: I dont want to be Italian!

          Aren't you that little brit queerboy who came in here a few months ago posing as a mafia dope pusher?

          Better behave yourself nancy. We don't tolerate God mockers around here.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: I dont want to be Italian!

            Bible Basher

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            • #7
              Re: I dont want to be Italian!

              Originally posted by Italianbutnotproud View Post
              Bible Basher
              I am a demon basher, Mr. sodomite. I'm about to use the Holy KJV1611 Bible to bash some sense into your mary-worshiping noggin!

              It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
              For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
              Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

              Praise Jesus!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: I dont want to be Italian!

                Praise Mary

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                • #9
                  Re: I dont want to be Italian!

                  I am sure I have seen you before now. You have been to many strip clubs havent you?

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                  • #10
                    Re: I dont want to be Italian!

                    Yes, I have.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I dont want to be Italian!

                      Originally posted by Italianbutnotproud View Post
                      Thats right I even look like one of those Niggers and my name has more vowels than the alphabet.
                      Maybe you should change your name to Racistbutnotproud. Nigger is a hateful word, and we don't tolerate racism at Landover. Not only is the N word mean spirited, it also makes you sound like a devil-worshipping, monkey-faced rap artist.

                      In the future, please use one of the following terms to refer to a person of sub-Saharan African descent: colored, negro, nigra, black, darkie, nappy-headed ho (to be used only when referring to an actual nappy-headed ho), or jigaboo. I know what you're thinking, but sambo, tarbaby, and coon are disrespectful, too, so they are out. Both African-American (and its bastardization, Afro-American) and person of color are fobidden because they are really just disguised excuses for maintaining the communist welfare state. Picaninny is the preferred term for a child of the black race.

                      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                      • #12
                        Re: I dont want to be Italian!

                        Originally posted by Italianbutnotproud View Post
                        Ok folks. Praise Jesus but I have a confession.

                        I am a dirt Dago. Thats right I even look like one of those Niggers and my name has more vowels than the alphabet.
                        You look more like a teenage faggot to me.
                        I'd tell you to come back here when you've turned 18 as this is a site for adults..
                        But I'll cut you some slack and tell you to return when you've turned 15 instead.
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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