Hello brothers and sisters!

[for the love of Fsm]

Hello everyone, im am glad the one true god has shown me the way here so that I may proceed to enlighten and better your lifes.

Rejoice! For the one true god the flying spaghetti monster sends his good grace and pasta to all!

Please join me in prayer

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello brothers and sisters!

Yeah, we already have one of you guys hanging around

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=9626

He's a lot better at it than you are.

So run along and bother someone else please.

[for the love of Fsm]

Re: Hello brothers and sisters!

Oh sweet volcanos and strippers! It seems we do

This pleases me and the one true god as well.
Has he not been explaining the greatness of our one true god? Maybe I will join him in his thread to further his divine message!


-Solipsy of the First Council of Olive Garden

1 His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Eternal, without beginning and without end, and with a whole tangled mess in the middle.
2 He willed All That There Is into existence when He saw fit to do so and in the order He chose.
3 He prankishly thwarts all human attempts to find out exactly when or how this might have occured.

4 He has chosen, in His Holy Sauced Wisdom, to reveal only these certain truths: that after the Earth itself, came mountains, trees and a midgit/midget (but not necessarily in that order), and that thereafter He took three days off, Friday being the Holiest among them.

5 What came next is the subject of much great lore passed from the midgit/midgets down through the ever-dwindling pirate population, also the Holy Inspired Works revealed to and gathered by His Faithful Followers, and attempts at scientific conjecture, each of which have varying levels of accuracy and entertainment value.
6 His Saucy Orbs do Look With Delight upon that which is well-written.

7 For as His Noodly Appendages Do Touch Us, so too do they touch even the smallest atoms of the universe, and re-arrange them for His Own Holy Amusement, so as to drive scientists insane.
8 And thus, if Creationism is to be taught as Science, then the Great and Holy Truth of the Creation of the Universe by His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster must also be taught.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello brothers and sisters!

Go peddle your devil-worship somewhere else, pervert. God will not be mocked!

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.