Welcome to Landover Fluffy Bunny Christians!!

[Brother Barnabus]

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Science has proven that the Bible is NOT all about Love.

Amen Brother Gabe. Isn't it ironic that Adolph Hitler is considered by Fluffy Bunny, God is Love Christians to be a monster who epitomizes evil? When in fact, he at least had the decency to gas the victims of the extermination camps before cremating them. While God on the other hand, prefers to cast His enemies into an everlasting lake of fire in a conscious state. If this is love, I'd hate to see what hate is.

[BaronOB]

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Unfortunately Fluffy Bunny "Christians" have still to much power to harass and to persecute the true Christians, e.g. in parliaments, medias, courts etc. Neverthelsess not later as in fifty years they will wake up in a Sharia law states - the former Western countries, or directly in Hell. The true Believe in God is firstly the strictly following the Holy Bible ( KJV ), understanding that the God's Law must be obeyed, without any stupid discussions about possibilities not to follow it. Unfortunately the Fluffy Bunny "Churches" make anything to mislead the Christians in wrong destinations. Only Holy Bible can tell the Truth, not a political correct homosexual "priest" in a practically dead Church. Pray to God and he will show the Right Way to him!

[BelieverInGod]

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Thank you Brother, I have bookmarked this and will be linking to it often.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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You may well ask "What pray tell is a Fluffy Bunny Christian?" I'm so glad you asked. Fluffy Bunny Christians suffer under the delusion that "God is Love".

Science has proven that the Bible is NOT all about Love.

[James Hutchins]

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'Spot' on, Brother Barnabus! I think this 'fluffy bunny Christian' stuff does way more harm than good. At least back when men were men, either you were a True Christian™ or you were not. You believed in God and the ENTIRE Bible or you knew you were going to hell. Now we have billions of soccer moms in mini-vans and enormous SUVs thinking they are going to Heaven. I am so glad to know I am going in the back door (two knocks, pause, three quick sharp raps)


instead of through the main terminal.


The lines and smells at the complaint desk will be stifling!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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What a moving and truthful witnessing of His truth!

[Brother Barnabus]

You may well ask "What pray tell is a Fluffy Bunny Christian?" I'm so glad you asked. Fluffy Bunny Christians suffer under the delusion that "God is Love".
They have a unique ability to mentally photo-shop out all the parts of the Bible that do not neatly fit into their vision of how things ought to be. In PC speak, they are reality challenged individuals.

Somehow they try to rationalize away all those thousands of Bible verses that show that God is a wrathful,vindictive individual who will not abide weakness of any kind. For example in Genesis 19, the Story of Lot and Sodom and Gomorrah, Did God cut Lot's wife any slack? Was she given more than one chance to obey God's directive that as they leave the city, they were not to look back? No!! One eyeball over her shoulder and she became a pillar of salt.

The reality of a Fluffy Bunny view of Christianity can easily be dismissed by seeing the bunny for what it really is; easy pickings for animals higher up the food chain! In reality Fluffy Bunny Christians are easy pickings for Satan and believe they are real Christians right up to the point when they are tossed into the Lake of Fire!!