[Miss Anfield]

Re: Greetings to you all

Thank you Anna Marie, I hope to see more of you and everyone else!

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Greetings to you all

Lord, I pray that Miss Anfield becomes worthy to receive Your great gift of Salvation.

I pray that Jesus reserves a parking spot for her in Heaven, instead of casting her -- in His great mercy and benevolent love -- into Hell, where the worm dieth not and and the fire is an everlasting torment. (Great is the mercy of Jesus!)

Even a saucy performer -- yea, a strip artiste, a veritable lap dancer! -- may repent of her naughty ways and enter into God's covenant. For there is nothing inherently evil in music and the dance:

Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs. Psalm 150:4

While I doubt that organs were much in evidence in those venues of sin and degradation (of course I may be wrong) I am sure that there was a guitar or two playing in the background, if not exactly a harp.

Miss Anfield, I enjoin you: be sincere in your repentance! In honesty open your heart to the spirit of Jesus! And in celebration of your salvation, you might send those naughty garments in which you lately pranced straight to the Elders of the Church. We will provide you the mailing address. Er, a plain brown wrapper would be best, marked perhaps "Scriptural Materials: Protect From Damp".

Thank you.

~~ OEJ

[Miss Anfield]

Re: Greetings to you all

I was weak and the devil took me away from this place. I pray for strength in my return before he comes and takes me again.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Greetings to you all

Why be so insipid? Harlotry! I'm sure godless men would gladly be humiliated for your amusement for far better fiscal arrangements. Save your soul, tithe well!

Domina, the sentiment is right, but surely there is a better way to approach someone, who, like Miss Anfield, is seeking forgiveness in the sweet-smelling blood of Jesus Christ. Remember, we are a "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself" kind of church.

Multi girl fornications.

Those are some of the nastiest, most prurient fornications of all. Or so I have been told.

I know there are pictures and probably videos but I do not have them. I burnt what I did have along with all my instruments of self 'pleasure'.

Miss Anfield, we do not for a moment believe that. The good Pastor is only interested in the salvation of your immortal soul, and I am sure he would derive no sexual thrill from examining this evidence of your various harlotries. Pastor Zeke has seen this kind of material before, and, for him, it is much the same as what a physician to a supermodel must feel during a physical examination.

Although I have been sexually immoral with a lot of men, I am without child and I hope to raise and be part of a True Christian family. I am prepared to do whatever it takes.

Well, this does pose some challenges under Deuteronomy 22. I wonder whether it is possible for one's virginity to be born again. Perhaps one of our pastors could address this important issue, since I am sure you are not the only woman seeking God who has this problem.

[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings to you all

Lord, I pray that Miss Anfield becomes worthy to receive Your great gift of Salvation.

I pray that Jesus reserves a parking spot for her in Heaven, instead of casting her -- in His great mercy and benevolent love -- into Hell, where the worm dieth not and and the fire is an everlasting torment. (Great is the mercy of Jesus!)

Even a saucy performer -- yea, a strip artiste, a veritable lap dancer! -- may repent of her naughty ways and enter into God's covenant. For there is nothing inherently evil in music and the dance:

Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs. Psalm 150:4

While I doubt that organs were much in evidence in those venues of sin and degradation (of course I may be wrong) I am sure that there was a guitar or two playing in the background, if not exactly a harp.

Miss Anfield, I enjoin you: be sincere in your repentance! In honesty open your heart to the spirit of Jesus! And in celebration of your salvation, you might send those naughty garments in which you lately pranced straight to the Elders of the Church. We will provide you the mailing address. Er, a plain brown wrapper would be best, marked perhaps "Scriptural Materials: Protect From Damp".

Thank you.

~~ OEJ

A more welcoming message I could not imagine. Praise thee, brother Jack, for your effort and for taking the time to write a response to this poor soul. We all know about the demands on your time these days and the fact that you were willing to respond here truly enhances the meaning behind your message. Glory!

[Bob4God]

Re: Greetings to you all

Welcome Miss Anfield, to GOD's church.

I am truly moved by your story. As the Lord JESUS said to the harlot in John 8:11, "Go, and sin no more."

As others have pointed out, it would be prudent for you to share the details of your sins with your Christian brothers and sisters here.

As long as you admit that you've been a filthy sinner undeserving of GOD's sweet love, we will support you.

Glory, sister!

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