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  • thundafromdownunda
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    • Jan 2011
    • 3
    #1

    So thrilled to be here

    Hi all,

    i just wanted to say im so thrilled to be here looking at your forum and noticing how all of you are so backward it seems the 1800's found the internet. just because people dont do things the same way as you you tell them that god hates them. you people are retarded go to bed with a mirror and wake up to yourself.

    cheers

    Bogdog
    "known from coast to coast like butter on toast"
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    • thundafromdownunda
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      • Jan 2011
      • 3
      #2
      Re: So thrilled to be here

      when will you people wake up to yourself and stop living your fantasy life where you are gods chosen people and everyone else will go to hell it really amazes me that there are people as stupid as you

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449
          #3
          Re: So thrilled to be here

          Originally posted by thundafromdownunda View Post
          when will you people wake up to yourself and stop living your fantasy life where you are gods chosen people and everyone else will go to hell it really amazes me that there are people as stupid as you
          Hi Adam!

          Why do you think we are stupid?
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392
              #4
              Re: So thrilled to be here

              Adam, you're making baby Jesus cry. Is that really what you want to be doing so early on a Sunday morning?

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                • Brother Barnabus
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 388
                  #5
                  Re: So thrilled to be here

                  I don't know about the butter, but you'll be toast alright.
                  Nahum 1:2

                  God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                  If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                    • speaknow
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                      • Nov 2010
                      • 29
                      #6
                      Re: So thrilled to be here

                      Hi friend welcome to God's favorite forum. What's your name? What's your favorite Bible verse? how many sons do you have?
                      Originally posted by thundafromdownunda View Post
                      Hi all,

                      i just wanted to say im so thrilled to be here looking at your forum and noticing how all of you are so backward it seems the 1800's found the internet. just because people dont do things the same way as you you tell them that god hates them. you people are retarded go to bed with a mirror and wake up to yourself.

                      cheers

                      Bogdog
                      "known from coast to coast like butter on toast"

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263
                          #7
                          Re: So thrilled to be here

                          Originally posted by thundafromdownunda View Post
                          i just wanted to say im so thrilled to be here looking at your forum and noticing how all of you are so backward it seems the 1800's found the internet.
                          No friend, we founded the internet. It was designed to be a communications medium through which the message of Jesus Christ could be passed. Look up the history of the internet: it was funded by and created by Christians from a Christian nation.

                          So whenever you use the internet, why not say a little prayer to God?

                          Originally posted by thundafromdownunda View Post
                          just because people dont do things the same way as you you tell them that god hates them
                          It's the Bible that stated that God hates certain types of behavior and that He will send them to Hell because of it. What you're doing is (figuratively) shooting the messenger.

                          Do you find that the word "abomination" should be read as an endorsement?
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621
                              #8
                              Re: So thrilled to be here

                              Originally posted by thundafromdownunda View Post
                              Hi all,

                              i just wanted to say im so thrilled to be here looking at your forum and noticing how all of you are so backward it seems the 1800's found the internet. just because people dont do things the same way as you you tell them that god hates them. you people are retarded go to bed with a mirror and wake up to yourself.

                              cheers

                              Bogdog
                              "known from coast to coast like butter on toast"
                              I dream of the day we can be as advanced and civilised as you, Bogdog.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                • James Hutchins
                                  True Christian™
                                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                   
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 29453
                                  #9
                                  Re: So thrilled to be here

                                  Welcome friend!
                                  You know, the Bible tells us we are blessed by your persecution. It also tells us that you abos are sons of slaves and as such, are subservient to man.

                                  Does your owner know you are using his computer, let alone are in the main house? I'd hate to see you get arrested, what with prison over crowding and such.
                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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