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[Fryer Good Shepherd]

my father always told me that the fact i have to wear glasses is because my mother masturbated too much while pregnant of me.
Could this be true? I never even knew that women could masturbate.

The fryer

[James Dewitt]

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my father always told me that the fact i have to wear glasses is because my mother masturbated too much while pregnant of me.
Could this be true? I never even knew that women could masturbate.

The fryer

YOU ARE DISGUSTING.

[Bible Student]

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my father always told me that the fact i have to wear glasses is because my mother masturbated too much while pregnant of me.
Could this be true? I never even knew that women could masturbate.

The fryer

No it could not be true. You wear glasses because God knew you were going to grow up and be an idiot. You don't need to see where you are going anyway. All you need to do is sit down and read your 1611 King James Bible. [It comes in Braille versions for people like you.]

[Fryer Good Shepherd]

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No it could not be true. You wear glasses because God knew you were going to grow up and be an idiot. You don't need to see where you are going anyway. All you need to do is sit down and read your 1611 King James Bible. [It comes in Braille versions for people like you.]

if God knew i was going to grow up and be an idiot, then God is an idiot too, no?


Genesis 1:27
So God created MAN in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Fryer Good Shepherd

[God's Flaming Sword]

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if God knew i was going to grow up and be an idiot, then God is an idiot too, no?


Genesis 1:27
So God created MAN in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Fryer Good Shepherd

BLASPHEMER!!!!!

How dare you suggest the good Lord is an idiot.

Take your nonsense away from us you god hater.

[Jake Beck]

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God is FAR from an idiot! He is all knowing and all powerful. HE knew who you were before you were ever born, HE chose to make you blind. But Jesus can CURE you of your blindness. Like it says here:

Luke 7:20-22

20When the men were come unto him, they said, John Baptist hath sent us unto thee, saying, thou he that should come? or look we for another?
21And in that same hour he cured many of their infirmities and plagues, and of evil spirits; and unto many that were blind he gave sight.
22Then Jesus answering said unto them, Go your way, and tell John what things ye have seen and heard; how that the blind see, the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, the deaf hear, the dead are raised, to the poor the gospel is preached.

[Marcus Cairns]

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if God knew i was going to grow up and be an idiot, then God is an idiot too, no?


Genesis 1:27
So God created MAN in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Fryer Good Shepherd

He created a man out of his own image, but on above's posts you claimed your self that you have some kind of a birth defect. Which thus doesn't qualify you to be a man, but a doomed spastic.

Leviticus 21:18-21
18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

[James Hutchins]

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I suggest inviting all your friends over and having an intervention with your mom.
Ask her why she did 'that'. Ask what she used. Was it involving vegetables you later had for dinner? Were family pets involved. You need to get every horrid detail out of her. Then have you mom on her knees, then you and your friends, one at a time, fill her with Gods love. Keep at her until she screams out for Jesus

[Fryer Good Shepherd]

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I suggest inviting all your friends over and having an intervention with your mom.
Ask her why she did 'that'. Ask what she used. Was it involving vegetables you later had for dinner? Were family pets involved. You need to get every horrid detail out of her. Then have you mom on her knees, then you and your friends, one at a time, fill her with Gods love. Keep at her until she screams out for Jesus

do you guys want to be my friends???

[Fryer Good Shepherd]

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[QUOTE=Marcus Cairns;674541]He created a man out of his own image, but on above's posts you claimed your self that you have some kind of a birth defect. Which thus doesn't qualify you to be a man, but a doomed spastic.

True that. But you seem to be unsaved trash too, so why would i listen to you?

[Marcus Cairns]

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[QUOTE=Fryer Good Shepherd;674560]

He created a man out of his own image, but on above's posts you claimed your self that you have some kind of a birth defect. Which thus doesn't qualify you to be a man, but a doomed spastic.

True that. But you seem to be unsaved trash too, so why would i listen to you?

Unsaved trash I might be, but at least Jesus didn't gave me birth any Birth defects like he did towards you, four eyes! God bless you!