Praise the LORD!

[ChristKev]

Hello all, my name is Kevin, and I am so excited to be a part of this wonderful webforum computer page! The LORD recently blessed me with a computer system, and I have found this website to be a refreshing change to the normall heathenous trash found elsewhere. Why, just yesterday my grandson showed me how to get to the Yahoos. I've never seen such terrible nonsense in all my life. Headlines touting the Devil's Zodiac and such. But anyway, I'm getting off topic.

I am once again so glad to have been directed to this pagesite my the LORD'S hand. I can't wait to share the love of our LORDGODJESUS with you all! God bless!

[Levi Jones]

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Praise the LORD and welcome, Kevin. I have been through Anson in my travels through Texas. It seems like a godly charming town. A nice courthouse.

What church do you attend? What are some of your favorite verses from the Holy Book?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Kevin, to the friendliest and most balanced website in the world.

Here, you are going to find normal people talking about timely subjects and how to gain comfort through the love of Jesus in these fast paced times.

How many sons have you sired so far?
Tell us about your story of redemption, do not hold back, let the power of Christ course through your throbbing soul and erupt in the glory of God.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Praise the LORD and welcome, Kevin. I have been through Anson in my travels through Texas. It seems like a Godly charming town. A nice courthouse.

What church do you attend? What are some of your favorite verses from the Holy Book?

All of Texas is indeed Godly, Brother Levi, welcome to our forum Kevin. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Hello all, my name is Kevin, and I am so excited to be a part of this wonderful webforum computer page! The LORD recently blessed me with a computer system, and I have found this website to be a refreshing change to the normall heathenous trash found elsewhere. Why, just yesterday my grandson showed me how to get to the Yahoos. I've never seen such terrible nonsense in all my life. Headlines touting the Devil's Zodiac and such. But anyway, I'm getting off topic.

I am once again so glad to have been directed to this pagesite my the LORD'S hand. I can't wait to share the love of our LORDGODJESUS with you all! God bless!

Welcome friend!

Isn't this new technology an exciting set of tools with which to praise God? I'm working to set up my own portal on The Facebooks, praise Jesus!

Please tell us more about yourself and the turning point when you came to love Jesus more than mortal life.

In Him

[ChristKev]

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Many thanks to all who have greeted me so far! I am so glad that I have found a friendly home on the internet web. As for my favorite verse, it would have to be Revelation 3:20:

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

I know that I will be there when he knocks on that door!

Now I believe I can answer two questions in one. I will both answer Brother Harold's call to give my story of my journey with our LORD as well as the most disgusting thing I have ever placed in my mouth. It is hard, even after all these years, so tell this story, but I hope the LORDGODJESUS will guide me through...

It was many years ago when I lived in the small town of Borger, Texas. My family had worked in the town's Carbon Black plant for generations. My family was poor, slovenly, and completely devoid of morals. Looking back, it was such a horrible place to be as a small, impressionable child of GOD. All of my brothers and sisters had gruesome deformities, as well as my mother. Later in life after finding the LORD I believe that it was because they had all rejected CHRIST. Luckily, I had escaped the hands of Satan and was without such deformities. However, I was not grateful to the LORD for saving me. Up until I was the age of 20, my life was filled with sins of the flesh and drugs and alcohol. I was in a relationship with a devilish tramp named Matilda. At that time, my horrible, out-of-control temptations had led me into an awful fetish. You see, Matilda weighed somewhere near eight hundred pounds. She herself was consumed in the sin of gluttony. This brings me to the most disgusting thing I have placed in my mouth...her fetid, sinful, terrible mounds of flesh. It was horrible the things I did when I was with her. But one day, that all changed...

One day, after a long day at the Carbon Black plant, I returned home to find my home nothing but a pile of embers. The authorities told me that Matilda, in a gluttony-fueled state of delirium, tried to cook an apple pie. The toaster oven she was using caught fire. I proceeded to make my way towards the rubble when I saw something.

Sitting in the ashes was the FACE OF GOD. I could see his face, my friends! The LORDGODJESUS was there is all is GLORY!!!!1! His hair...his forgiving eyes...his beautiful, heavenly lips...all there! I immediately fell on my knees into burning hot embers, but I did not feel one ounce of pain. That was the day my life turned around.

I started anew in Anson. I have been going to the Maranatha Tabernacle Baptist Church since 1973. I have been married to my beautiful wife Janice since 1979. We have raised two boys and a girl. We have eight grandchildren. I am truly blessed and will forever thank the LORD for my good fortunes!

I hope this story has not been too graphic, but it's truly the pain and sorrow I fought through without JESUS in my life. Maybe some wayward child will come across this story one day and will change their life.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Praise Jesus for your witness! Your current church is a bit too liberal for my taste but Jesus sent you to us so you can come to realize that.

Again welcome to our Godly Forum™

[ChristKev]

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Your current church is a bit too liberal for my taste...

I understand. It used to be such a wonderful place to bask in the love of our GOD, but it seems that we may be soon be infiltrated by the liberal joosacks controlled by Barack HUSSEIN Osama. After looking up more interweb pages about Landover, I'm becoming more and more inclined to move to your blessed town! My wife and I are now empty nesters (child-wise, the LORD is always with us!), and need to find a place where we can be closer to our SAVIOR.