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  • Kitler
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2011
    • 13

    #1

    Ex-homer found jesus.

    I just wanted to say hello.

    Homersexuality almost ruined my life, but god spoke to me and lead me to salvation.
    I can only hope that I will still be accepted at the gates of heaven.

    Hopefully I can provide some insight into how to save our dear childern from AIDs, and Justin Bieber-currently the biggest threat to our country. Its also true that the sole purpose of "gay" "pride" parades are to coax our youth into the homer sexual lifestyle. The oiled covered bodies rubbing together in sinful ways on top a pink float is most evident to this.

    Has the baptist church established a conversion camp for the sinners? I think such facilties are extremely necessary to prevent the collapse of our this lie-beral hugging godless country. Perhaps it might be our only hope.

    Shock therapy worked best for me. As the 10,000 volts pulsed through my body I could swear that I saw Jesus speaking to me telling me that all fags are damned.

    Anyways I will be here to answer any questions you guys might have about the devil worshipers.
    Originally posted by Leviticus 20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination


    There is still time to repent! Be right with god, and rid yourself of homerism!
  • Bible Student
    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
    With Jesus now.
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 2474

    #2
    Re: Ex-homer found jesus.

    Originally posted by Kitler View Post
    I just wanted to say hello.

    Homersexuality almost ruined my life, but god spoke to me and lead me to salvation.
    I can only hope that I will still be accepted at the gates of heaven.

    Hopefully I can provide some insight into how to save our dear childern from AIDs, and Justin Bieber-currently the biggest threat to our country. Its also true that the sole purpose of "gay" "pride" parades are to coax our youth into the homer sexual lifestyle. The oiled covered bodies rubbing together in sinful ways on top a pink float is most evident to this.

    Has the baptist church established a conversion camp for the sinners? I think such facilties are extremely necessary to prevent the collapse of our this lie-beral hugging godless country. Perhaps it might be our only hope.

    Shock therapy worked best for me. As the 10,000 volts pulsed through my body I could swear that I saw Jesus speaking to me telling me that all fags are damned.

    Anyways I will be here to answer any questions you guys might have about the devil worshipers.
    When you say all fags are damned are you referring to cigarettes or bundles of sticks? And why are you hateful towards either of those two things?
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • Kitler
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2011
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Ex-homer found jesus.

      Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
      When you say all fags are damned are you referring to cigarettes or bundles of sticks? And why are you hateful towards either of those two things?
      When I speak of "fags" I am referring to homosexuals that should be tied and burned over such a bundle of sticks.

      Is it not true that god hates fags?
      Originally posted by Leviticus 20:13
      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination


      There is still time to repent! Be right with god, and rid yourself of homerism!

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      • Bible Student
        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
        With Jesus now.
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2010
        • 2474

        #4
        Re: Ex-homer found jesus.

        Originally posted by Kitler View Post
        When I speak of "fags" I am referring to homosexuals that should be tied and burned over such a bundle of sticks.

        Is it not true that god hates fags?
        Obviously you have never read the 1611 King James Bible. If you have please tell me the chapter and verse you find the word fags?
        YiJC, BS

        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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