I am GODS WARIOR, and I introduce myself.

[Gods Warrior]

Hi, dear folks of Landover Baptist Church, I am new to your forum, and I am happy to join you in your fight for decency, and for the values of the Christian Faith. I never bothered to read the bible much because I have the LORD in my heart, and that is all I need. Yesterday GOD spoke to me, to join your forum, and so I did.

My hobbies are praying and hating the unbelievers.

The trailer parc where I reside now, is chockfull with Atheist and worse, I try to get them to follow the path of OUR LORD JEZUS, but they wont listen, and continue their sinful ways!!, sex drugs an debauchery, must I say more.
They also complain all the time about all the trash, and the smell, Heretics!
There is no more trash around my trailer than there is around theirs, besides, I Might need all this stuf in the future. And there is no smell, I live here, I would know!. They even have the audacity to complain when I put some of it away, saying it does not belong under their trailer, can you believe that!!!
Where else can I put this crap then??

Anyway, they give me these weird looks when I am around, even putting the pets inside again, as If it was my fault that so many of them disappeared last winter!!

As you see, I am surrounded by a bunch of infidels, and I will need all your support.

Love

[PetitionLady]

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Friend, I'm worried about your lack of Bible reading. It throws out a big red flag to me.

[Gods Warrior]

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God shows me the way...

Also, do you have any foodstamps left?

[PetitionLady]

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God shows me the way...

Also, do you have any foodstamps left?

"The way" is through His Word, the Holy Bible. (KJV of course.)

As for food stamps, I've never needed them.

Are you unemployed:

For thou shalt eat the labour of thine hands: happy shalt thou be, and it shall be well with thee. Psalm 128:2.

[James Hutchins]

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Why all the hate friend? We are are about the love of Jesus. If you would hate less, God would provide.

[Gods Warrior]

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I am employed, but the cold makes is imposible to grow marihuana.
And there aren't enough cats nor dogs anymore, to deliver to the local hamburger joint, Luckily some animals are hibernating now, so there are easy to catch, thought there are well hidden, and it is therefore difficult to find them.

I make some money by retrieving Licence plates, people lose them all the time, so search for them, find them, and give them back, all for nothing more than a small sum of money.

Its a hard living, but I enjoy it very much, Blessed is the lord!!

About the bible, is it not so to that the devil put lies in it?, how can I know whats real, and what is corrupted by lucifer??

I really need to know.

[Gods Warrior]

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I love them all, but I hate them too, because they are squandering their chance for salvation, they are good people, and do not deserve eternal fire!!

Call it though love if you want.

Amen.

[James Hutchins]

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I am employed, but the cold makes is imposible to grow marihuana.

Son, Drugs are bad and God frowns on them, plese go elsewhere to peddle them.

And there aren't enough cats nor dogs anymore, to deliver to the local hamburger joint, Luckily some animals are hibernating now, so there are easy to catch, thought there are well hidden, and it is therefore difficult to find them.

Friend, we are not gooks and therefore not interested in your animal cannibalisim. Go to a slank site.

I make some money by retrieving Licence plates, people lose them all the time, so search for them, find them, and give them back, all for nothing more than a small sum of money.

Its a hard living, but I enjoy it very much, Blessed is the lord!!

I hope you poish those plates.

About the bible, is it not so to that the devil put lies in it?, how can I know whats real, and what is corrupted by lucifer??

Capital 'B' in Bible, child. What Bible do you read? What is your favorite passage and why?

I really need to know.

So do we

[Gods Warrior]

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Where in the bible does JEHOVA says that drugs are bad?
But you seem to be a GOD fearing individual so I guess its right!!

Furthermore, animals aren't human, so it is not cannibalism, whats more, animals are been put on earth to serve Humanity. And how do you think hamburger joints get their cheap meat?, its going on like this since 1920...

About polishing those plates, yes I do, as long as I have spit enough that is.

I do have a print of the King James edition here, but I rarely look into it,
my favorite passage, its the one with Jehosaphat...

[James Hutchins]

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I do have a print of the King James edition here, but I rarely look into it,
my favorite passage, its the one with Jehosaphat...

Why am I not surprised by this

[James Hutchins]

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Where do you live? Remember, God is watching?

[Gods Warrior]

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I live in Kiryas Joel, New York
Thought I have difficulty finding my exact spot in Google maps

Yes GOD sees it all.

[James Hutchins]

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Wow, that is no where close to Belguim :dry:

[Gods Warrior]

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Many people claim that Belgium does not exist.

[GOD=life]

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Many people claim that Belgium does not exist.

Maybe it does exist after all. It would explain where all the mongoloids come from...