A Formal Introduction.

[Old Jarhead]

I'd like to thank the members of the Landover Baptist Church for the warm welcome I received today.

A little about myself:
I'm a God-fearing White Heterosexual Male (proud of all four). I don't take crap from anyone. I'm sorry if that comes off as aggressive, I'm just tired of idiots trying to take advantage of me. I've been around the internet and seen the kind of folks that like to use it. I thank God for guiding me to this community, which I consider to be the last bastion of conservative family values and sanity on the internet. I'm a retired Marine (let that be a warning), and a Christian of 61 years (stronger than ever). Here's a few of my favorite bible verses: John 3:16, 2 Kings 2:23-24, and Philippians 4:13.

That's about it. I'm not one for making a scene, I just wanted to show a little appreciation and introduce myself. Semper Fi.

[Levi Jones]

Re: A Formal Introduction.

Well, praise Jesus! It's nice to finally meet you.

I love your choices of scriptures, except I'm not really a big fan of the three one six. I much prefer John 3:18

He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


I love God/Jesus, fire and brimstone in that order.



How about you? What church do you attend?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: A Formal Introduction.

You appear to be a fine man indeed, Jarhead. I am pleased to make your acquaintance. Are you married? How many sons has your wife borne?

[Bible Student]

Re: A Formal Introduction.

I'd like to thank the members of the Landover Baptist Church for the warm welcome I received today.

A little about myself:
I'm a God-fearing White Heterosexual Male (proud of all four). I don't take crap from anyone. I'm sorry if that comes off as aggressive, I'm just tired of idiots trying to take advantage of me. I've been around the internet and seen the kind of folks that like to use it. I thank God for guiding me to this community, which I consider to be the last bastion of conservative family values and sanity on the internet. I'm a retired Marine (let that be a warning), and a Christian of 61 years (stronger than ever). Here's a few of my favorite bible verses: John 3:16, 2 Kings 2:23-24, and Philippians 4:13.

That's about it. I'm not one for making a scene, I just wanted to show a little appreciation and introduce myself. Semper Fi.

Welcome Brother Jarhead. As a former marine I wonder if you could give us your opinion on blunderbusses? Do you think True Christians(tm) should still use them to procure their Thanksgiving dinner? In your opinion is Tai Chi good for senior citizens or do you think it is a sissy martial arts? In a similar vein is Kung Fu too much like the waltzing?

[Old Jarhead]

Re: A Formal Introduction.

Brother Levi: Thanks, I had a difficult time choosing a favorite because there are just so many. Our God is truly awesome, and at the same time vengeful, jealous and violent towards those who oppose him. Praise Jesus!

Sister Kitty: I have two sons, My wife of 30 years is with Jesus now.

Bible Student: Firstly, once a Marine, always a Marine. None of that former crap...I'm just retired. I own a blunderbuss, but it is a museum piece. A modern semi-automatic 10 gauge is more effective than a 18th century gun any day. That was a stupid question. Tai Chi? It isn't a martial art unless it involves beating the hell out of your opponent. I trained in Judo during my younger years, and I'll tell you I was damn angry to be forced into putting my sons in Tae Kwon Do. I wasn't about to drive two hours to get them into Judo and Krav Maga classes, so I just ordered a couple of tapes for them to watch and practice on each other.

[BaronOB]

Re: A Formal Introduction.

I thank God for guiding me to this community, which I consider to be the last bastion of conservative family values and sanity on the internet..

You are surely right, I agree with you 100 %, unfortunately most of "churches" are already positively died ( apostasy predicted in the Bible) and the True Christians can still here proclaim their believe.