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  • Brother McGregor
    Godly Brit
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 376

    #1

    Victory and Greetings in Christ

    From the British Isles and the First Baptist Church of Coventry.

    I am Pastor Joshua of the British Baptists. Christian View blog sight which is a hard hitting, no holds barred blog for getting Christ's Word out to the sinning numpties and berks, cretins, creeps and twerps.

    Myself, Brother Izzy of Manchester, Pastor Oxford of Leeds and our moderators are all ex British sweaty socks (soldiers) so we are a little rough around the edges.
    Occasionally we have a guest or two come in and we even allow our mockers to post a editorial from time to time.

    We didn't make a blog though to cuddle and pamper the sinner (much like landover-very tough and I respect that)...call a queer a queer is what we say as well...none of this "gay" crap. We made one that would ramrod the truth right down your bloody throats!
    We're not very delicate at British Baptists and you'll find no poofing ponces who want to hug and snog...just the Fire of God and the Word. God has seen fit to make us loud and obnoxious and we do His will.
    It's not a place for sissies although if you are a sissy, a ponce, poof or nappy wearer then you should come by and get yourself right with the Almighty Father before it is too late!
    These are the last days...

    I'd like to also add that we have also enjoyed reading here. We find courage here and marvel at the longevity of this forum. Only the truly sainted (and not in that papist pagan catholic sense of the word) could have the courage that the Baptists of Landover have had for so many years.

    YIC

    To you agents of false religions and atheists...
    Proverbs 16:2
    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
  • Miss Maisie
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1189

    #2
    Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

    Welcome to Landover, Joshua. It's always good to meet other Godly folk spreading the Word®.
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    • Brother McGregor
      Godly Brit
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 376

      #3
      Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

      thank you for your warm welcome. I am thrilled to read such enlightenment on your forum pages.
      I feel baptised just being here.

      YIC

      To you agents of false religions and atheists...
      Proverbs 16:2
      All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

        Praise Jesus and welcome to our humble Christian forum. It is always gratifying to see a fellow Baptist from Godless europe join God's favorite church.

        Please feel free to jump in and assist us in our efforts to guide heathens onto the path of Salvation©. We are regularly infested with sodomites, mary worshipers, gothtards and witches in need of rebuking.

        Glory!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

          Welcome Brother Joshua, and thanks for setting me straight on the towelhead thing.

          Originally posted by Joshua View Post
          These are the last days...
          Any day now friend, any day...
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

            I'll give a cautious welcome to you Joshua.
            That name sounds more Kike than Canadian British

            You're not a joo are you? Here just to mock and persecute us?
            We get it all the time you know? False Christians and worst of all false Baptists who come in here pretending to Worship Jesus.

            I'll be keeping an eye on you

            You can tell that to your pal's Izzy and Oxford too. They sound like a couple of Fags if you ask me.
            They're not Fags are they?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Brother McGregor
              Godly Brit
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 376

              #7
              Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              I'll give a cautious welcome to you Joshua.
              That name sounds more Kike than Canadian British

              You're not a joo are you? Here just to mock and persecute us?
              We get it all the time you know? False Christians and worst of all false Baptists who come in here pretending to Worship Jesus.

              I'll be keeping an eye on you

              You can tell that to your pal's Izzy and Oxford too. They sound like a couple of Fags if you ask me.
              They're not Fags are they?
              I rebuke your accusations and the Satanist inspired heart they were born in. Watch all you want sister...Your stoney walls around your heart of Jericho will come tumbling down.

              To you agents of false religions and atheists...
              Proverbs 16:2
              All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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              • Brother McGregor
                Godly Brit
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 376

                #8
                Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Praise Jesus and welcome to our humble Christian forum. It is always gratifying to see a fellow Baptist from Godless europe join God's favorite church.

                Please feel free to jump in and assist us in our efforts to guide heathens onto the path of Salvation©. We are regularly infested with sodomites, mary worshipers, gothtards and witches in need of rebuking.

                Glory!!
                Greetings Pastor Exekiel
                I'll do my best. The Lord has seen fit to send His unsaved dregs and miscreants over to us so we are busy. I think we can pop by though. It's clear to me that unsaved is unsaved no matter where they hang their vile hat. Abominations, the unworthy...such is our lot to deal with.

                YIC

                To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                Proverbs 16:2
                All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

                  Originally posted by Joshua View Post
                  I rebuke your accusations and the Satanist inspired heart they were born in. Watch all you want sister...Your stoney walls around your heart of Jericho will come tumbling down.
                  Well! I see you have no respect for a True Christian(tm) Lady of Landover!

                  Do that once more and you'll get a heap of Infraction points thrown at you!

                  You may be a man but I've got bigger guns than you Sonny!

                  Have you Tithed yet? This Church doesn't run itself you know!

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Brother McGregor
                    Godly Brit
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 376

                    #10
                    Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Welcome Brother Joshua, and thanks for setting me straight on the towelhead thing.



                    Any day now friend, any day...
                    Indeed...short times are ahead of us. The seals set before us all.
                    The Whore of Babylon, the papist demon about to mate with the beast.

                    To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                    Proverbs 16:2
                    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                    • Brother McGregor
                      Godly Brit
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 376

                      #11
                      Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      Well! I see you have no respect for a True Christian™ Lady of Landover!

                      Do that once more and you'll get a heap of Infraction points thrown at you!

                      You may be a man but I've got bigger guns than you Sonny!

                      Have you Tithed yet? This Church doesn't run itself you know!
                      A true lady would recognise quality and a true Christian.

                      no we haven't tithed.

                      To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                      Proverbs 16:2
                      All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

                        Originally posted by Joshua View Post
                        A true lady would recognise quality and a true Christian.

                        no we haven't tithed.
                        You could come here and say anything. Why should I believe you?
                        I haven't seen you quote any Verses from The Bible to back up your arguments. I also notice you haven't even got a Mullet!

                        Not giving a Loving Donation to God's favorite Forum is an insult to Jesus.
                        I'm sure a Pastor will have something to say about this.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Brother McGregor
                          Godly Brit
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 376

                          #13
                          Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

                          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                          You could come here and say anything. Why should I believe you?
                          I haven't seen you quote any Verses from The Bible to back up your arguments. I also notice you haven't even got a Mullet!

                          Not giving a Loving Donation to God's favorite Forum is an insult to Jesus.
                          I'm sure a Pastor will have something to say about this.
                          I am Pastor Joshua of the British Baptists. Christian View.
                          My link is on my profile. I invite you to come by.

                          I also think that until such time as you step away from your attack mode that we will remain at our site and not bother you further

                          YIC

                          To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                          Proverbs 16:2
                          All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

                            Originally posted by Joshua View Post
                            I also think that until such time as you step away from your attack mode that we will remain at our site

                            YIC
                            Ok, I believe you are a Brit now.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Victory and Greetings in Christ

                              Originally posted by Joshua View Post
                              From the British Isles and the First Baptist Church of Coventry.

                              I am Pastor Joshua of the British Baptists. Christian View blog sight which is a hard hitting, no holds barred blog for getting Christ's Word out to the sinning numpties and berks, cretins, creeps and twerps.
                              Praise Jesus and welcome aboard! I've already welcomed you in the other thread, but just to check, are you in any of the pictures in this thread?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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