[James Hutchins]

Re: Road to come enlightened

Thank you.


There are three truths in life:Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

Are you on drugs son?

No Christian recognizes the pope, only catlicks do and they are not Christians.
I recognize plenty of people from Church from time to time in the ABC store, I have no idea what you are yammering about there.

[Rickndroll]

Re: Road to come enlightened

Oh yes, we believe you Mr.Troll, you are so life like!

What, you are 'playing us'? Why, we had no idea, you certainly fooled us, my Oh my.


I am surprised they let the 'tards use computers at 'the little school'.

Thank you.
There are three truths in life:Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Road to come enlightened

the bible is just like harry potter and twilight.
FICTION

Oh yes, we believe you Mr.Troll, you are so life like!

What, you are 'playing us'? Why, we had no idea, you certainly fooled us, my Oh my.


I am surprised they let the 'tards use computers at 'the little school'.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Road to come enlightened

the bible is just like harry potter and twilight.
FICTION

Can you back that up with Scripture form the Bible?

[Rickndroll]

Re: Road to come enlightened

the bible is just like harry potter and twilight.
FICTION

[Elijah71]

Re: Road to come enlightened

Drugs are for weak people who wants to live in sin and also they are willing to burn in the flames of hell.

The God is my only drug and He makes me feel however He wants.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Road to come enlightened

Look,

First there was nothing, so that is the proof there was only the God at the beginning. He created massive explosion which is still running. There is no such thing as science so calculations can be left for the God himself. God made us think simple, we are just simple pieces of puzzle. That's why you should always think that God is number 1 and everything else is 0.

Everything you see, is just God pressing one button ON and OFF. Can you imagine how intelligent He is? He can even press the button down just little bit, so that's how He make the world vibrate and look like this.

Actually, The God himself is in our heads. As doctors have proofed there is electricity in our brain cells, which is moving your body parts. It's not you, who control your feets and hands, it's our friend, Jesus.

After you realize that the electricity is just simple thing, 1 or 0 and different variations of those two integers. Then you can compare human mind to computer, which is using such as simple 1 and 0 than we are. Look, It's God that you are tapping all the time.

There's no need to proof, that God himself and Jesus, can read these forums. It would be stupid to think, that we are better that computers. There is purpose for everything.

Eventually, God will takeover our minds and then we are ready for rapture. Then there is only 1, and 0 is gone. Then we are 1 and you are nothing! Then first time, True Christians can finally live in harmony.

Do you want to believe in God already? Better proof you can search.

If you dare to question this theory, you can always look from the Bible and notice it's very truth.

God's is everywhere!

Sherm sticks or toluene? Both?

[Elijah71]

Re: Road to come enlightened

Look,

First there was nothing, so that is the proof there was only the God at the beginning. He created massive explosion which is still running. There is no such thing as science so calculations can be left for the God himself. God made us think simple, we are just simple pieces of puzzle. That's why you should always think that God is number 1 and everything else is 0.

Everything you see, is just God pressing one button ON and OFF. Can you imagine how intelligent He is? He can even press the button down just little bit, so that's how He make the world vibrate and look like this.

Actually, The God himself is in our heads. As doctors have proofed there is electricity in our brain cells, which is moving your body parts. It's not you, who control your feets and hands, it's our friend, Jesus.

After you realize that the electricity is just simple thing, 1 or 0 and different variations of those two integers. Then you can compare human mind to computer, which is using such as simple 1 and 0 than we are. Look, It's God that you are tapping all the time.

There's no need to proof, that God himself and Jesus, can read these forums. It would be stupid to think, that we are better that computers. There is purpose for everything.

Eventually, God will takeover our minds and then we are ready for rapture. Then there is only 1, and 0 is gone. Then we are 1 and you are nothing! Then first time, True Christians can finally live in harmony.

Do you want to believe in God already? Better proof you can search.

If you dare to question this theory, you can always look from the Bible and notice it's very truth.

God's is everywhere!

[Elijah71]

Re: Road to come enlightened

Yes of course. I clean bathrooms too.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Road to come enlightened

Now you can hire me please

Do you mow lawns?

[Elijah71]

Re: Road to come enlightened

Are you working on Red light district?

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Road to come enlightened

That code won't even compile. To who are you talking anyway, they seem to ignore you completely here.

[Elijah71]

Re: Road to come enlightened

TRUECHRISTIAN.C
--------------------
#include <iostream.h>
#include <bible.h>

using namespace std;

int main() {

int truechristianity=1
int harmony=0
int people=1
int i;

for (i=0; i < -1; i++)

if ( truechristianity=1) {
people=0
else
truechristianity=0
harmony=1
}

return 0;

}

STOP THE LOOP PLEASE! This can be used for other extremity religions as well

[Elijah71]

Re: Road to come enlightened

Now you can hire me please

[Elijah71]

Re: Road to come enlightened

And yeah, i'm not born in 1971. 1987 is more closer to reality.