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  • MayGodBeWithYou
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 7

    #1

    Hello, everybody ^_^

    I'm new here. I may be athiest, but I have attended church a few times with a friend of mine.

    I don't really believe in god and all that, but I hope I can create new friends on this forum. You all seem really nice ^~^;

    If I have to leave because i'm an athiest, please tell me... Because I don't want to bother you all to much.

    I was originally Orangesoda but the danged activation emails didn't send. And I got the email right. I checked it over like 20 times.

    Don't ask why I have the name MayGodBeWithYou if I don't believe in him either...

    I just don't know.
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: Hello, everybody

    Originally posted by MayGodBeWithYou View Post
    I'm new here. I may be athiest, but I have attended church a few times with a friend of mine.

    I don't really believe in god and all that, but I hope I can create new friends on this forum. You all seem really nice ^~^;

    If I have to leave because i'm an athiest, please tell me... Because I don't want to bother you all to much.

    I was originally Orangesoda but the danged activation emails didn't send. And I got the email right. I checked it over like 20 times.

    Don't ask why I have the name MayGodBeWithYou if I don't believe in him either...
    Hello, friend. I won't tell you to leave just because you think you are an atheist. The LORD brought you here for a reason. I believe He brought you here so that you might learn more about Him and become saved.

    Originally posted by MayGodBeWithYou View Post
    I just don't know.
    If I was faced with the glory of creation and didn't believe in the Creator, I'd be confused too. We'll be patient with you, friend.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
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    • MayGodBeWithYou
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2008
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Hello, everybody

      I'm sorry, but I was actually brought here by everyone that recently joined. You know, these 'franis' believes, and a haruhiism person. Haruhi is a anime show. This guy is so obessed with the anime he likes to cosplay as all the characters. Including the girl with big boobs.

      Franis people just want to piss you guys off. They believe in a SPRITE. Of course, they don't really believe in it as a god. Just so you know.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Hello, everybody

        GLORY Pastor BJR ! The LORD is sending us all these new people so that they get the chance to see the light and get on their way to Salvation®!
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • MayGodBeWithYou
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2008
          • 7

          #5
          Re: Hello, everybody

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          GLORY Pastor BJR ! The LORD is sending us all these new people so that they get the chance to see the light and get on their way to Salvation®!
          ...No, i'm pretty sure they're just here to spam you guys.

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          • MayGodBeWithYou
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2008
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Hello, everybody

            Originally posted by Haruhiism
            HAY WTF UR MEAN I TELL MOM NAOW WAAAAAAAH LOL JK UR STILL DEVIL THO

            Also, why delete my post? I'm being honest. There is a hawt god. No jesus, but a hawt god known as HARUHI. :3
            http://blog.kheops2002.ch/wp-content...d_haruhi12.jpg Nice god

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #7
              Re: Hello, everybody

              Originally posted by MayGodBeWithYou View Post
              ...No, i'm pretty sure they're just here to spam you guys.
              That thought would have never occured to me. However, if that is what it takes - Jesus made them believe that spamming LBC would probably a good idea - it gives us an opportunity to save them from the eathernal Lake of Fire!

              And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
              Revelation 20:15
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • MayGodBeWithYou
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2008
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Hello, everybody

                Hold on, being black is a sin?

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                • Sefirosu
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 9

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, everybody

                  Originally posted by MayGodBeWithYou View Post
                  Hold on, being black is a sin?
                  If that is so, it is news to me as well.
                  When you kill a man, you're a murderer.

                  Kill many, and you're a conqueror.

                  Kill them all, and you're a god.

                  Spew simplistic aphroisms, and you're an asshat. Like me.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, everybody

                    Originally posted by MayGodBeWithYou View Post
                    Hold on, being black is a sin?
                    Friend, I do not see why you think I wrote that. There were no negra references in my post at all?
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • MayGodBeWithYou
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, everybody

                      Originally posted by Sefirosu View Post
                      If that is so, it is news to me as well.
                      I just heard it in a different topic in this forum so... uh yeah.

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                      • Brother McGregor
                        Godly Brit
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 376

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, everybody

                        The negro personage is the Canaanite which was the tribes of Ham. You see Ham saw his father Noah naked and drunk. He went to tell his brothers who went to Noah and covered his shame. When Noah awoke he asked "Who covered me?" The brothers admitted they did and Ham did not. Noah cursed Ham and said that he (Ham) and all his tribe and descendants would be slaves and would have to serve everyone else.
                        Some people when they hear about the curse of Ham...think it refers to pork chops but it doesn't.

                        To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                        Proverbs 16:2
                        All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, everybody

                          And that's NOT why muslims don't eat pork!
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • DirtBike06
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 37

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, everybody

                            PRAISE FRANIS!!

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                            • Brother Guy Bayard
                              Anvil of the Antipodes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1271

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, everybody

                              Originally posted by MayGodBeWithYou View Post
                              Hold on, being black is a sin?
                              Its not so much a 'sin' as 'unadvisable' - not to mention undesirable.
                              Nigras are also pretty ugly creations, and the low intellect of the porch monkey encourages drinking, fornication and thieving. Not to mention the rape of white women.
                              There are a few fine upstanding nigras we refer to as 'ex'-nigras, who exhibit many godly 'white' traits, often appearing better behaved than many white unsaved trash who visit these forums.
                              So - are you a 'proud porch monkey'? or will you strive for 'ex-nigradom'?
                              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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