Do you think this is how it HAPPENS..?!?

[Whiny Joo]

Since all you kiddos think that God is the reason for everything, he controls everything, he IS everything, I have a simple question for you.

When my penis itches, does that mean that God is tickeling it with a feather? And since he's tickeling it with a feather, does that mean he's gay? And since you all think that homosexuals are the antichrist, does that mean that GOD HIMSELF IS THE ANTI CHRIST? *gasp!*

To me, it just makes sense that God is the anti-christ. It all puzzles itself together. Now even if he's not tickeling it with a feather, he's the reason that it itches, which means he's doing something to cause it to itch. Which means he's gay, and the anti-chrsit.

Put that through your heads.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Do you think this is how it HAPPENS..?!?

If your penis is itchy it means you have highly questionable personal hygiene.

Take a shower and wash your underwear. Put that through your head.

[Cursed]

Re: Do you think this is how it HAPPENS..?!?

Since all you kiddos think that God is the reason for everything, he controls everything, he IS everything, I have a simple question for you.

When my penis itches, does that mean that God is tickeling it with a feather? And since he's tickeling it with a feather, does that mean he's gay? And since you all think that homosexuals are the antichrist, does that mean that GOD HIMSELF IS THE ANTI CHRIST? *gasp!*

To me, it just makes sense that God is the anti-christ. It all puzzles itself together. Now even if he's not tickeling it with a feather, he's the reason that it itches, which means he's doing something to cause it to itch. Which means he's gay, and the anti-chrsit.

Put that through your heads.

A shining example of filthy Jew philosophy.

[Whiny Joo]

Re: Do you think this is how it HAPPENS..?!?

It's very normal for a penis to be itchy.

[Cursed]

Re: Do you think this is how it HAPPENS..?!?

It's very normal for a penis to be itchy.

If you're Jewish, perhaps.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Do you think this is how it HAPPENS..?!?

If you're Jewish, perhaps.

Indeed. I understand they have part of it missing. Since there wasn't much there to begin with, this likely explains their low birth rate. This also explains why Jewish women insist on expensive gifts for the simplest wifely sexual duties and why Jewish men work so hard to hoard money to pay for those gifts. All due to laughable penises.

[SUV]

Re: Do you think this is how it HAPPENS..?!?

When my penis itches

JESUS! Only 8:26am and my Christian eyes are forced to look at this joo filth

Please DO take Sister Kitty's Good Advice immediately and just Damn it, WASH the dirty thing! (Try not to touch it directly; that is SIN.)

Here we are, trying to spread the Word of God© and you come on here chattering about your dang old heebie-jeebie weenie. JESUS!

It's easy to see why they are referred to as dirty joos!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Do you think this is how it HAPPENS..?!?

Since all you kiddos think that God is the reason for everything, he controls everything, he IS everything, I have a simple question for you.

Since you claim to be a Jew, you should believe as we do: Not that God controls everything and is everything (who do you think we are? Oprah?), but that God knows everything and is all-powerful. That means that whatever happens, happens because God allows it to happen, if He has not Himself chosen to cause it.

When my penis itches, does that mean that God is tickeling it with a feather?

When you post idiotic ramblings like this, does it mean you are retarded?

And since you all think that homosexuals are the antichrist, does that mean that GOD HIMSELF IS THE ANTI CHRIST?

While all homosexuals are antichrists (because they, like you, are nonbelievers and against Christ), I see that you are using "antichrist" in the popular, non-Biblical sense of a title for the Beast of Revelation.

Nobody here has ever said that all homosexuals are the Beast. In fact, I believe that nobody anywhere has ever said that, except for you.

Congratulations on discovering a new level of profound idiocy.