So this site is just a bunch godliness isn't it?

[soccerstupid]

I've lurked here some, and I'm certain that this site is just a bunch of trolls. You see I was lurking here and I heard the voice of none other than almighty God speaking to me. He spoke to me in tongues that I had no prior knowledge of, yet could understand completely! He had me write (several pages in fact) concerning this website. He told me it was completely true and everything I wrote was correct. Essentially the gist of it follows that this whole site is a bunch of people who don't actually believe what they say! You're all a bunch of good Christians who actually believe in the whole bible, who use it this site as a tool for teaching the Word.

[SUV]

Re: So this site is just a bunch of trolls isn't it?

I Know that you are, but what are we?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: So this site is just a bunch of trolls isn't it?

I've lurked here some, and I'm certain that this site is just a bunch of trolls. You see I was lurking here and I heard the voice of none other than almighty God speaking to me. He spoke to me in tongues that I had no prior knowledge of, yet could understand completely! He had me write (several pages in fact) concerning this website. He told me it was completely true and everything I wrote was correct. Essentially the gist of it follows that this whole site is a bunch of people who don't actually believe what they say! You're all a bunch of good Christians who actually believe in the whole bible, who use it this site as a tool for teaching the Word.

Friend, our faith in the Lord is without measure. I am not surprised that an ignorant hell bound atheist such as yourself would attack us with such outright lies. God did not speak to you, admit it friend. You made that up, correct?

The Lord only speaks to His people, to saved True Christians™ like myself and the rest of the members of Landover Baptist Church.

But let me tell you this; the Lord brought you to us for a reason friend, He brought you here so that you might hear His message of love, obedience, and vengeance upon the damned. This may be your one chance to start on the path of salvation! Do not spit in the face of God by rejecting Him, as He is unlikely to give you another chance! Glory!

[soccerstupid]

Re: So this site is just a bunch of trolls isn't it?

I am a true christian, I take the bible literally and follow it to a tee, however, I prayed and the Lord told me that you people lie! You use hate and violence to achieve your means, two methods that a true christian would surely reject!

[Elijah71]

Re: So this site is just a bunch of trolls isn't it?

How dare you say that True Christians are mocking The God here?

If you don't have better source than wikipedia, you can leave. True Christians doesn't even use Wikipedia. because it's filled with the information of false religions and false Gods. Who do you believe? Wikipedia, me or God himself?

I bet your daddy was a catholic priest who raped babies? That's why you shouldn't believe what your dad is saying, because he might be filthy catholic unsaved non-believer. Pope himself inspires your dad to rape those poor babies of God. That's satan who is taking actions behalf of you and you dad.

Now, if you don't believe me, go read bible. King James 1611 is the only bible, straight from God's mouth.

But don't worry, there is still way to become saved. True Christians only knows which path we should follow. That's because God love us.

[soccerstupid]

Re: So this site is just a bunch of trolls isn't it?

First of all, that is exactly what I read to back up my evidence.There is no love here! There is no christianity here! Only hate and a True Christian rating system which doesn't seem to make very much sense at all. God doesn't use the internet to rate christians!

[SUV]

Re: So this site is just a bunch of trolls isn't it?

I take the bible literally and follow it to a tee

What's this? You bring your Bible out with you when you play Golf?

You won't make many Converts there. They only have their minds on their balls.

[Levi Jones]

Re: So this site is just a bunch of trolls isn't it?

I am a true christian, I take the bible literally and follow it to a tee, however, I prayed and the Lord told me that you people lie! You use hate and violence to achieve your means, two methods that a true christian would surely reject!

We don't hate anyone and we are not violent.

We simply listen when Paul charges us to.

2 Timothy 4:1-4 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

[soccerstupid]

Re: So this site is just a bunch godliness isn't it?

my god why have i been so blind! thank you for showing me the light!!

[Elijah71]

Re: So this site is just a bunch of trolls isn't it?

First of all, that is exactly what I read to back up my evidence.There is no love here! There is no christianity here! Only hate and a True Christian rating system which doesn't seem to make very much sense at all. God doesn't use the internet to rate christians!

See, as you can see The God knows everything. What else evidence you need to proof that God really exist? You will see Jesus, eventually.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: So this site is just a bunch of trolls isn't it?

I am a true christian, I take the bible literally and follow it to a tee, however, I prayed and the Lord told me that you people lie! You use hate and violence to achieve your means, two methods that a true christian would surely reject!

What's this? You bring your Bible out with you when you play Golf?

You won't make many Converts there. They only have their minds on their balls.

It almost sounds like he plays golf WITH his Bible, i.e. he hits it with his clubs and then "follows it" to the next tee. I not at all surprised he got put on moderation, treating a KJV 1611 in such a disrespectful way!

[soccerstupid]

Re: So this site is just a bunch godliness isn't it?

I love you guys. so, so so much.

[inSincere Sucker]

Re: So this site is just a bunch godliness isn't it?

soccersteeler, you seem to be confused. First you say this:

this whole site is a bunch of people who don't actually believe what they say!

Then you say this:

You're all a bunch of good Christians who actually believe in the whole bible, who use it this site as a tool for teaching the Word.

That makes no sense. Those two sentences say completely different things. Have you been drinking too much, or using drugs or something?

[SUV]

Re: So this site is just a bunch godliness isn't it?

That makes no sense. Those two sentences say completely different things. Have you been drinking too much, or using drugs or something?

Got to be. Crimes committed in America today are ALL the result of loose Morals, leading to drug and/or alcohol consumption.