Yo Bro's

[Rick Dash]

So, how long does this salvation stuff take then?

Look, I'm up for it long as I can still drink and smoke and it don't take too long, show me the light bro's, show me the light, I am ready

In Christ
Ricky Three Legs

[Levi Jones]

Re: Yo Bro's

I seriously doubt you will be welcome here. Drinking, smoking, pie thievery and miscegenation are frowned upon by the Word of God.

[Rick Dash]

Re: Yo Bro's

I ain't no pie thief man and you show me where it says in the bible you can't drink or smoke - didn't He turn water into wine, eh?

He wouldn't have done that less he fancied a few large glasses of pinot grigio and everyone knows a smoke goes with a drink.

Now, let me go google that other word, less it's another spelling mistake, I've noticed y'all aren't too hot on your spelling, I can help you there, in return for this salvation thing.

[Elijah71]

Re: Yo Bro's

From you it may take forever. Only True Christians will get salvation and eternal life. Rest of the scum will burn in eternal flames, in hell of course. There is no Jesus or God, only satan. Are you ready to take that risk? Our lives means nothing. Life is made for sacrificing it to the God. Anyway, eventually we gonna all die and then only True Christians will be saved and raised to Heaven.

If you don't believe me, read it from the Bible. It says, everyone who won't follow the Bible (God's word), will die. Only True Christians will be saved.

If you are too lazy to open Bible you may check my signature. That's God, who is talking.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Yo Bro's

So, how long does this salvation stuff take then?

Look, I'm up for it long as I can still drink and smoke and it don't take too long, show me the light bro's, show me the light, I am ready

In Christ
Ricky Three Legs

Brother Levi is right. Also, God obviously smote you with quite an odd affliction. Your parents or grandparents must have angered him in some way, since He punished them by making you a three legged abomination.

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Exodus 24:5-6


Can you walk and run normaly, or do you use some sort of freakish tripedal gate?



.

[Rick Dash]

Re: Yo Bro's

It's just a nickname bro, one the ladies call me, you get me?

Now where is this salvation thing, He welcomes all, He saves all, yes?

Christ
Ricky Three Legs

[inSincere Sucker]

Re: Yo Bro's

Professor Bessemer, I wouldn't expect a godly man such as yourself to know this, but I'm fairly sure "three legs" is actually not a reference to a deformity. It's a piece of crude slang and, well, I don't want to be too explicit because I known there are youngsters here. I'll just say that one of the legs isn't actually a leg.

[Rick Dash]

Re: Yo Bro's

Brother Levi is right. Also, God obviously smote you with quite an odd affliction. Your parents or grandparents must have angered him in some way, since He punished them by making you a three legged abomination.

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Exodus 24:5-6


Can you walk and run normaly, or do you use some sort of freakish tripedal gate?



.

1. You mean 'gait' man, 'gait' - gate is what hangs off the end of your fence.

2. Look at your sig man, you can't criticise me, you're a self-publicising chutney ferret, all yo friends say He don't like the fudge packers, when it comes to the big day He surely ain't gonna waste time with brown hatters, you are doomed man, you are doomed.

Anyone gonna tell me where the salvation is then?

[Elijah71]

Re: Yo Bro's

It's just a nickname bro, one the ladies call me, you get me?

Now where is this salvation thing, He welcomes all, He saves all, yes?

Christ
Ricky Three Legs

I can see that you have no clue what the Bible says? He only welcomes people who believes. Everyone else gonna die. It's very simple if you DON'T think. Just follow The God. It's just stupid to have free will, if there is already someone who knows better how we should live our lives.

Have you ever read King James authorized 1611 Bible? That's the one and only Bible True Christians follow.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Yo Bro's

I ain't no pie thief man and you show me where it says in the bible you can't drink or smoke - didn't He turn water into wine, eh?

He wouldn't have done that less he fancied a few large glasses of pinot grigio and everyone knows a smoke goes with a drink.

Now, let me go google that other word, less it's another spelling mistake, I've noticed y'all aren't too hot on your spelling, I can help you there, in return for this salvation thing.

What is wrong with our spelling?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Yo Bro's

It's just a nickname bro, one the ladies call me, you get me?

Now where is this salvation thing, He welcomes all, He saves all, yes?

Christ
Ricky Three Legs

I don't quite follow. I have heard of a few deformed freaks with 6 toes on one foot. Not sure that I have heard of some one with 3 legs. Bet its hard to buy off the shelf clothing. I get all my suits hand made, would you like the name of my tailor?

Do a lot of you colored people have 3 legs?

[Rick Dash]

Re: Yo Bro's

It's poor man, too many mistakes - come of you clearly were properly educated but some of you couldn't win a junior school spelling comp

Still, guess it's the thought that counts eh, long as you believe in the words who cares if the letters aren't in the right order?

Hallelujah
Ricky Three Legs

[Elijah71]

Re: Yo Bro's

What thought are you talking about? If you didn't know, God will save only True Christians. Why would you follow the Lord if you don't even believe Him?

You just waste your time if you think that kind of believers will get in to Heaven. In the Heaven, Jesus welcomes all True Christians, while every single non-believer will suffer in Hell. Is that what you want?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Yo Bro's

It's poor, man. (There are) too many mistakes. - some of you clearly were properly educated, but some of you couldn't win a junior school spelling comp

Still, guess it's the thought that counts, eh? As long as you believe in the words, who cares if the letters aren't in the right order?

Hallelujah,
Ricky Three Legs

I helped you along a little.

[Rick Dash]

Re: Yo Bro's

What thought are you talking about? If you didn't know, God will save only True Christians. Why would you follow the Lord if you don't even believe Him?

You just waste your time if you think that kind of believers will get in to Heaven. In the Heaven, Jesus welcomes all True Christians, while every single non-believer will suffer in Hell. Is that what you want?

Maybe you should be talking to Professor Bessemer about yo sig bro, he's a self confessed rear gunner and your sig says those who take it up the council should be killed and won't be saved - you peeps are well mixed up.

Maybe it's me who you should be asking to save y'all.