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  • terra_godard7
    Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
    Extremely boring
    • Jan 2011
    • 29

    #1

    Hey

    The name’s Terra. I’m not a “fundamentalist” christian.
    I’m engaged and I’m gonna hyphenate my last name to Godard-Daniels.
    I’m open-minded and I love to live my life.

    I’m probably gonna get crap for being myself, but that’s fine with me.

    Later
  • WinnerNotSinner
    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 951

    #2
    Re: Hey

    Hey Miss "I think I'm so important", why don't you tell us how many sons you have produced for Christ?

    Why are you not a fundamentalist Christian, don't you want Jesus to save you?
    6
    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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    • terra_godard7
      Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
      Extremely boring
      • Jan 2011
      • 29

      #3
      Re: Hey

      Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
      Hey Miss "I think I'm so important", why don't you tell us how many sons you have produced for Christ?

      Why are you not a fundamentalist Christian, don't you want Jesus to save you?
      No sons. I have 1 daughter.

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      • WinnerNotSinner
        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 951

        #4
        Re: Hey

        Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
        No sons. I have 1 daughter.
        Who cares?

        So why don't you follow the Bible like the rest of the GOD fearing Christians on these forums?
        6
        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #5
          Re: Hey

          Don't you have pies to bake?

          1 Corinthians 11:3
          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • terra_godard7
            Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
            Extremely boring
            • Jan 2011
            • 29

            #6
            Re: Hey

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Don't you have pies to bake?
            Don't like pie. I'd prefer cake.

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            • WinnerNotSinner
              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 951

              #7
              Re: Hey

              Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
              Don't like pie. I'd prefer cake.
              Who cares what you like?

              What kind of pies does your soon to be husband find the most tasty?
              6
              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

              Comment

              • terra_godard7
                Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
                Extremely boring
                • Jan 2011
                • 29

                #8
                Re: Hey

                Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                Who cares what you like?

                What kind of pies does your soon to be husband find the most tasty?
                He doesn't like pie either.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Hey

                  Hello again. Maybe the 8th try will be a charm for you, but I seriously doubt it.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Re: Hey

                    Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                    No sons. I have 1 daughter.
                    You have a child and you are not married? God does not look favorably on bastard children. Then again He is not to fond of sluts either.

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                    • WinnerNotSinner
                      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 951

                      #11
                      Re: Hey

                      Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                      He doesn't like pie either.
                      Yawn. At least make an effort, you're meant to be talking about yourself!

                      Can you write more than 1 sentence? Or are you too stupid to do so? Even for a woman you're dumb.
                      6
                      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

                      Comment

                      • terra_godard7
                        Unsaved trash, Feminazi whore
                        Extremely boring
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 29

                        #12
                        Re: Hey

                        Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                        Yawn. At least make an effort, you're meant to be talking about yourself!

                        Can you write more than 1 sentence? Or are you too stupid to do so? Even for a woman you're dumb.
                        I can write more than 1 sentence. But so far I haven't needed to respond with more than that.

                        Calling me stupid? Gee, I feel the christian love.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Hey

                          Now, friends, let's give the young lady the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps she is a widow, and her child is from her first husband. Perhaps she was raped, and the rapist escaped and didn't marry her as God expects . . . and instead of murdering her pre-born baby, she chose to let it live and have a chance at salvation.

                          Terra, congratulations on your engagement!

                          You state that you are not a "fundamentalist" Christian. What sort are you?

                          We follow the Bible, since it's the only objective way to know God. What method do you use?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #14
                            Re: Hey

                            Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                            I can write more than 1 sentence. But so far I haven't needed to respond with more than that.

                            Calling me stupid? Gee, I feel the christian love.
                            Considering you are an unrepentant repeat offender troll, I'm not too worried about your feelings.

                            Hebrews 12:5-8 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
                            For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                            If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                            But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

                            Comment

                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: Hey

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              Considering you are an unrepentant repeat offender troll, I'm not too worried about your feelings.
                              Given your intimate backdoor knowledge of this poster, Brother Levi, I withdraw my congenial welcome to her (him?) and my gentle scolding.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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