[terra_godard7]

Re: Hey

Now, friends, let's give the young lady the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps she is a widow, and her child is from her first husband.

Terra, congratulations on your engagement!

You state that you are not a "fundamentalist" Christian. What sort are you?

We follow the Bible, since it's the only objective way to know God. What method do you use?

Wow. So far you're the only polite person.

I'm not a widow. My daughter is from a drunken one-night-stand that I'm not entirely proud of. Of course, my fiance is the only father-figure that she's ever known.

I'm not a "fundamentalist", I consider myself to be an "open-minded" christian.

I read the bible, I pray, and I read other books on christianity and even other religions.

Thanks for being polite. You actually surprised me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hey

Wow. So far you're the only polite person.

I'm not a widow. My daughter is from a drunken one-night-stand that I'm not entirely proud of. Of course, my fiance is the only father-figure that she's ever known.

I'm not a "fundamentalist", I consider myself to be an "open-minded" christian.

I read the bible, I pray, and I read other books on christianity and even other religions.

Thanks for being polite. You actually surprised me.

What is an "open-minded" Christian? Does that mean you ignore the parts of God's Word that you don't like, and listen to Oprah instead?

[terra_godard7]

Re: Hey

Considering you are an unrepentant repeat offender troll, I'm not too worried about your feelings.

Repeat offender? What the hell are you talking about?

What is an "open-minded" Christian? Does that mean you ignore the parts of God's Word that you don't like, and listen to Oprah instead?

I don't ignore anything. And Oprah a pretentious bitch, why the hell would I listen to her.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hey

Repeat offender? What the hell are you talking about?

HayleySmith
HayleySpyder
Hayley Smith
Hayley Spyder
HayleySpyder8906
Shiloh Brown
ShilohBrown
Zen Spyder
Lady Delacroix

Oops, you're on your 11th account and I said you were on your 8th. Silly me.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hey

...My daughter is from a drunken one-night-stand that I'm not entirely proud of...

So which part of the drunken one night stand are you proud of?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hey

I don't ignore anything. And Oprah a pretentious bitch, why the hell would I listen to her.

If you follow the entire Bible, as written, without ignoring any of it . . . that makes you a fundamentalist Christian, dear.

Quite right on Oprah!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hey

I'm not a "fundamentalist", I consider myself to be an "open-minded" christian.

I read the bible, I pray, and I read other books on christianity and even other religions.

Isn't that special.

Rev. 3:15-16: I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey

My daughter is from a drunken one-night-stand that I'm not entirely proud of.

Have you asked Jesus to forgive you for being a whore? Have you repented and stopped spreading your legs for any man who comes along?

Of course, my fiance is the only father-figure that she's ever known.

Since I know full well that "fiance" is a modern euphemism for "the guy I fornicate with," I can see that my question has been answered.

[terra_godard7]

Re: Hey

HayleySmith
HayleySpyder
Hayley Smith
Hayley Spyder
HayleySpyder8906
Shiloh Brown
ShilohBrown
Zen Spyder
Lady Delacroix

Oops, you're on your 11th account and I said you were on your 8th. Silly me.

I think the Shiloh you're referring to lives 2 doors down from me (if it's the same one, I also know a Shiloh who works at the supermarket and a Shiloh from Pennsylvania).
I think Hayley goes to the community college (she can be a little cuckoo and paranoid sometimes).
I don't know who the hell the rest of 'em are.