Greetings from Milwaukee

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Greetings from Milwaukee

My wife mostly keeps her mouth closed in submission, but if I need to deliver a beating for her benefit, which just happened last week when she contradicted me in front of the children, I will not hesitate to do so.

I find women learn best from a non merciful approach, give them bruises to remember and they won't forget to submit.

Praise Jesus and welcome to our forum!

But be careful with the bruises.

In Christ

[Rev. David Stoltzfus]

Re: Greetings from Milwaukee

Excellent

How did you come to find Jesus, Reverend?

And does your wife need to be physically disciplined often or does she keep her trap shut?

Why, I first came to the lord when I was younger and my father caught me abusing myself in the shed out back. He quickly corrected me with a righteous beating, and explained to me that if I kept abusing my privates that I would grow hair on my hands, and I would be sent to hell. He said I needed to bow my knee before Christ, and not wanting to burn in hell, I obliged. I've been on the straight and narrow ever since.

My wife mostly keeps her mouth closed in submission, but if I need to deliver a beating for her benefit, which just happened last week when she contradicted me in front of the children, I will not hesitate to do so.

I find women learn best from a non merciful approach, give them bruises to remember and they won't forget to submit.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Greetings from Milwaukee

Excellent

How did you come to find Jesus, Reverend?

And does your wife need to be physically disciplined often or does she keep her trap shut?

[Rev. David Stoltzfus]

Re: Greetings from Milwaukee

David, what Church do you preach from? I travel a great deal and think I might like to hear you praise Jesus some time.

I pastor a small church called Holy Judgment Baptist Church, we are located on the outer west side of Milwaukee, look us up if ever in town, would love to have a fellow baptist from land over visit our fine church

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from Milwaukee

David, what Church do you preach from? I travel a great deal and think I might like to hear you praise Jesus some time.

[Rev. David Stoltzfus]

Re: Greetings from Milwaukee

Welcome to our friendly family forum!

Amen to that Brother!

How many sons do you have?

My wife has begotten five sons for me. Unfortunately she also bore a daughter from my seed. Discernment tells me it was punishment from the Lord for not preaching hell fire to a sodomite I passed in the local market on the week of her birth.
It was a blessing in disguise though: now when my wife is suffering her uncleanness in the menstrual shed, my daughter can cook and clean the house, no more eating TV dinners or leftovers on the week of her uncleanness. This also prepares her for her marital duties once I find her a suitable husband from my parish.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly family forum!

I would rather be seen as a bigot in the eyes of the heathen than as a sinner in the eyes of the lord.

Amen to that Brother!

How many sons do you have?

[Rev. David Stoltzfus]

Brothers and Sisters in the lord, I am much obliged to have finally come across something worthwhile on this internet of carnality.

The lord must have led me here, praise be his name! It seemed I was the last preacher in America to preach about the firey blazes of hell, and to publicly condemn these sissy sodomites. I have now found fellowship with a common folk, and my heart is grateful, for it says in the good book:

2Sa 7:10
Moreover I will appoint a place for my people Israel, and will plant them, that they may dwell in a place of their own, and move no more; neither shall the children of wickedness afflict them any more, as beforetime,


Just a little background on myself, I pastor a small all white church on the outskirts of Milwaukee. I have gotten complaints about being segregated, but my bible says:




Act 17:26 And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;
We were meant to have our race boundaries and I intend to uphold the standards of the Lord.

I would rather be seen as a bigot in the eyes of the heathen than as a sinner in the eyes of the lord.