[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hej!

No, you're not a Satanist. You're just trying to play "Shock the Christian", and failing, miserably.

"The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there..."
   

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism

I thought every satanist did it to "shock the Christians" especially their parents.

[Dr. Boob]

Re: Hej!

Of course it does. Don't believe me? Ever heard of France?

As a matter of fact I have, I have a French friend even. Nice guy too, I think you two would get along nicely.

[Godsgrace]

Re: Hej!

As a matter of fact I have, I have a French friend even. Nice guy too, I think you two would get along nicely.

Are you trying to suggest that Cranky Old Man is a homosexual?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hej!

Are you trying to suggest that Cranky Old Man is a homosexual?

You beat me to it! When COM reads that....... Lets just say I hope his wife has an extra steak for her eye.

[Dr. Boob]

Re: Hej!

Are you trying to suggest that Cranky Old Man is a homosexual?

Not in the least. I can see why you would hate most French people, but again, that doesn't apply to all of them.

[Shemhamforash]

Re: Hej!

No, you're not a Satanist. You're just trying to play "Shock the Christian", and failing, miserably.

"The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there..."
   

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism

Well, you can't have a complete understanding of the entire satanic bible by only reading on Wikipedia.
One of the first things written in The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey are:
This book has the potential to change your life - it did to mine. It is a diabolical work, written with elegance, earthiness, and might, serving quite magically as a mirror. If you look within these pages and see yourself; if you find its principles to be those you've lived by as long as you can remember; if you feel the evocation of an overwhelming sense of homecoming, then you will have discovered that you are a part of a scattered "meta-tribe," and the proper name for what you are is "Satanist."

I DO feel that overwhelming sense of homecoming when reading the pages within The Satanic Bible. Thereby I fulfill the requirement needed to honestly call myself "Satanist".

And also, the first of The Nine Satanic Statements is:
Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!

So there you go. The very first rule. Wich would probably be the most important aswell, right? And nobody's perfect. So what? I may have broken one rule, but within Satanism, there ain't no "God" or "Hell" which will torture your soul into oblivion, and seriously, how can you believe that nonsense?
Satanism is a philosophy, with guidelines of how to life a happy life, and not wasting it on spiritual pipe dreams! There is no life after this. There is no "Heaven" where everything's perfect. There is no "Hell" where sinners roast. There is only the living hell here on Earth, and The Satanic Bible shows you how to enjoy it.

Hail Satan!
Adversary, opposite, accuser, Lord of Fire, the inferno, the south
Hail Lucifer!
Bringer of light, enlightenment, the air, the morning star, the east
Hail Belial!
Without a master, baseness of the earth, independence, the north
Hail Leviathan!
The serpent out of the deeps, the sea, the west

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hej!

Here comes Mr Banhammer, it was nice NOT knowing ya.

[Rimfrost]

Re: Hej!

In Sweden we are clever enough to know that women are as important as men. And should be treated like them as well.
We are also taught how to defend ourselves against aggressive men by self-defense.

[Godsgrace]

Re: Hej!

... I hope his wife has an extra steak for her eye.

If she's not prepared, she'd better have 2....

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hej!

If she's not prepared, she'd better have 2....

Praise Jesus, you speak the truth.

COM gets cranky when he is called a homer.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hej!

In Sweden we are clever enough to know that women are as important as men. And should be treated like them as well.
We are also taught how to defend ourselves against aggressive men by self-defense.

Its a darn shame that your men can not defend themselves from Homersexurals.

[Rimfrost]

Re: Hej!

Its a darn shame that your men can not defend themselves from Homersexurals.

while you are starting war all the time ; )

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hej!

And also, the first of The Nine Satanic Statements is:
Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!

So there you go. The very first rule.

Once again, your comprehension skills seem to be completely absent. What you quote above is a Satanic STATEMENT, not a rule.

I quoted the first three rules, and as you violate all of them on every post you make here, on what do you base your claim to be a Satanist? Did someone give you a T-shirt that says it?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hej!

while you are starting war all the time ; )

No we don't start them, we sure as heck finish them.

[inSincere Sucker]

Re: Hej!

Rimfrost, your signature is from the Poetic Edda, isn't it? We're only supposed to have signatures from the KJV Bible here. You don't have to take any notice of me of course, but I wouldn't like you to get into trouble when you've only just joined