My sincerest apologies

[FalseChristian]

At first I thought, "I'll send this to the guys who had problems with me." But then I thought, "Let's just make it public!"

It’s me, your least favorite person in the world besides Satan!
However, I don’t private message you to spam you. I private message you so I can apologize.
First off, if the font is different, that’s because I think you’ll permanently ban me as soon as I log on, so I’m making this in Word so I can copy and paste this. If you weren’t planning on banning me, why am I using Word?
I probably shouldn’t have gotten so angry. You see, I was very stressful at the time, and while searching Google, your link popped up (I was already a member here, though) and I thought, “Maybe arguing will make me happier!” It obviously didn’t.
I was originally just going to discuss the stuff you post. You might see that as arguing or debating, but that’s not true. I do admit that it did get a little out of hand. However, I was just trying to discuss holes and what the general thought process on your forum is.
I think I’ve said this before, but I want to say it again. Discussing makes people think! Without discussion with an opposite group, all you’re doing is sitting around agreeing with people who think like you, right? I love to discuss and even have debates with people who don’t see eye-to-eye with me. It makes me think, and I always go out smarter than I was when I went in. Discussion and even debate are natural parts of human life.
Well, that went on longer than I wanted it to. I’m no good at brevity. Here’s the bottom line: I’m apologizing for my actions.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: My sincerest apologies

I think I’ve said this before, but I want to say it again. Discussing makes people think!

I'm not clear. What does thinking have to do with being a Christian and believing the Bible?

What do we need to debate or discuss or think about? We believe every word in the KJV Bible. It's you who needs to think, not us. Think about the eternal consequences of spitting in Baby Jesus' eye.

[Cindy Karly]

Re: My sincerest apologies

I'm not clear. What does thinking have to do with being a Christian and believing the Bible?

What do we need to debate or discuss? We believe every word in the KJV Bible. It's you who needs to think, not us. Think about the eternal consequences of spitting in Baby Jesus' eye.

Amen Brother Enoch!!

[Nobar King]

Re: My sincerest apologies

It’s me, your least favorite person in the world besides Satan!

I don't even know who you are.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My sincerest apologies

Discussing makes people think! Without discussion with an opposite group, all you’re doing is sitting around agreeing with people who think like you, right? I love to discuss and even have debates with people who don’t see eye-to-eye with me. It makes me think, and I always go out smarter than I was when I went in. Discussion and even debate are natural parts of human life.

If all you want is to be "right" and be smarter than everyone else, at least you know what you want in life. Me, I'd rather go to Heaven and be with Jesus. But if that's not your thing, I suppose Hell will have to do.

I'm sure there will be plenty of smart people in Hell for you to debate with. You can sit around in flames and sharpen your mental tools for all eternity, while satan tortures your rectum with his sizzling six hundred degree demon semen and his minions devour your genitalia with dirty fangs, only to have them grow back so they can devour them again, and meanwhile you burn and burn and burn. So make sure you sharpen those debate skills. You don't want to look silly in Hell when someone owns you with their superior rhetoric.

Can't you understand that we only talk this way out of compassion? Doesn't that make a difference to you? Don't you want to do what we say because we say these things for your own good? Aren't you compelled by the force of our reasons to give your life over to Jesus and give up homosexuality?

[Dr.Isaiah]

Re: My sincerest apologies

It’s me, your least favorite person in the world besides Satan!

Are you a homosexual? Because this is about the second thing I hate most besides liberals. (Liberals work for the devil so that makes them the devil incarnate.) If you're a sodomite you won't get any warmth from me. I'm warning you.

However, I was just trying to discuss holes and what the general thought process on your forum is.
I think I’ve said this before, but I want to say it again. Discussing makes people think! Without discussion with an opposite group, all you’re doing is sitting around agreeing with people who think like you, right?

Holes? There is no thought process. Only the bible. Is it your assumption that there are holes in the bible? There is no need for discussion or thinking. I open the bible, receive the word of God and He shows me the way. By the way, we're not just "sitting around agreeing with people who think the same", we're also going to Heaven. You might miss out on that one. Enjoy the rapture, or not.


I love to discuss and even have debates with people who don’t see eye-to-eye with me. It makes me think, and I always go out smarter than I was when I went in. Discussion and even debate are natural parts of human life.
Well, that went on longer than I wanted it to. I’m no good at brevity. Here’s the bottom line: I’m apologizing for my actions.[/QUOTE]

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My sincerest apologies

I probably shouldn’t have gotten so angry. You see, I was very stressful at the time, and while searching Google, your link popped up (I was already a member here, though) and I thought, “Maybe arguing will make me happier!” It obviously didn’t.
I was originally just going to discuss the stuff you post. You might see that as arguing or debating, but that’s not true. I do admit that it did get a little out of hand. However, I was just trying to discuss holes and what the general thought process on your forum is.

Why? To make yourself feel better?

This is a Christian church's discussion forum. We are here to praise Jesus and tell people about His Truth, not to make you feel better.

Christianity is about praising Jesus and obeying His commands, so you may spend eternity in His Presence, praising Him for being perfect, and obeying His commands. It's not a self-help course.

If you need psychological counseling, I'm sure we can help you get a referral. If you want to abuse someone, I suggest you try 4chan.

That all said, I'm glad you chose to apologize. It's good that you recognize that you are a guest here, and an uninvited, non-Christian guest at that.

There may be hope for you yet!