[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Oh my. I'm afraid you are doomed to eternal damnation, hellfire and brimstone. You have just confessed to a most grievous of sins, fornication. I'll pray for you but you must promise to stop that execrable behavior.

But sex is fun!!!

[Bible Student]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Why would you know anything about your "boyfriend's" sex drive?

If you are supplying him with harlots and they are compalining to you, you certainly have the wrong boyfriend.

"Supplying him with harlots"? The only harlot he has sex with is me, thank you very much.

Oh my. I'm afraid you are doomed to eternal damnation, hellfire and brimstone. You have just confessed to a most grievous of sins, fornication. I'll pray for you but you must promise to stop that execrable behavior.

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Why would you know anything about your "boyfriend's" sex drive?

If you are supplying him with harlots and they are compalining to you, you certainly have the wrong boyfriend.

"Supplying him with harlots"? The only harlot he has sex with is me, thank you very much.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Mohawk Girl

I have a question;
What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?

Why would you know anything about your "boyfriend's" sex drive?

If you are supplying him with harlots and they are compalining to you, you certainly have the wrong boyfriend.

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

In all truth it is a question with which you should not bother your pretty little head. If you are both wearing your chastity devices then you will not be able to fornicate.

If he refuses to wear his 24/7, give him some lettuce and let him be on his merry way hopping toward more open gardens.

What chastity devices?? The closest thing I have to one of those is my hand across his face if he gets too pushy.

Marry him and produce Soldiers for Christ. America will have many more wars and we need all the cannon fodder we can get.

Marry him??? YAY!!!

Why are you telling us about your magick spells, animal skins and mating practices? Next you're probably going to be telling us which is the best color spray paint to huff, or how much Listerine you need to drink in order to pass out.

There aren't really any specific colors, but metallics and neons are best.

I heard on the news that the druggies like to buy silver paint best and that it rots their brains faster too!

And Mohawk, I hope you and your boyfriend aren't doing it! That is totally NOT OK with God to be a slutty fornicator! And no other stuff either - like with your hand or your mouth (GROSS!!!).

If he is wanting you to be a slut, you should rebuke him, something like:









Tammi

Haha, I showed him that quote, and he's like, "I guess I'll have to marry you then, but I'm still horny damn it!"


Thanks for your help, everyone!

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Next you're probably going to be telling us which is the best color spray paint to huff, or how much Listerine you need to drink in order to pass out.

I heard on the news that the druggies like to buy silver paint best and that it rots their brains faster too!

And Mohawk, I hope you and your boyfriend aren't doing it! That is totally NOT OK with God to be a slutty fornicator! And no other stuff either - like with your hand or your mouth (GROSS!!!).

If he is wanting you to be a slut, you should rebuke him, something like:

"No way Tonto, I won't come to your teepee and let you DO me, unless we are TOTALLY married. God will send us to HELL if we fornicate and stuff!!!"

Tammi

[Godsgrace]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Why are you telling us about your magick spells, animal skins and mating practices? Next you're probably going to be telling us which is the best color spray paint to huff, or how much Listerine you need to drink in order to pass out.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Aww, that's so nice of you all!

I have a question;
What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?

Marry him and produce Soldiers for Christ. America will have many more wars and we need all the cannon fodder we can get.

[Bible Student]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
You do realize we don't care about that and are trying to save your soul, right?

Aww, that's so nice of you all!

I have a question;
What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?

In all truth it is a question with which you should not bother your pretty little head. If you are both wearing your chastity devices then you will not be able to fornicate.

If he refuses to wear his 24/7, give him some lettuce and let him be on his merry way hopping toward more open gardens.

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Stop communing with "animal spirits" and marry inside your own species, squaw.

He's a human, smartie, I was just comparing his sex drive to a rabbit's sex drive due to the fact that rabbits are known to reproduce like there's no tomorrow.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Aww, that's so nice of you all!

I have a question;
What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?

Stop communing with "animal spirits" and marry inside your own species, squaw.

"Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion." Leviticus 18:23

"And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:15-16

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

You do realize we don't care about that and are trying to save your soul, right?

Aww, that's so nice of you all!

I have a question;
What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Mohawk Girl

You do realize my question was a RHETORICAL question, right?

You do realize we don't care about that and are trying to save your soul, right?

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

You're not the brightest squaw on the reservation are you. I guess it's a good thing the government takes care of you or you would of been turned into bear food long ago.

You do realize my question was a RHETORICAL question, right?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Mohawk Girl

What on earth was the point of that?

You're not the brightest squaw on the reservation are you. I guess it's a good thing the government takes care of you or you would of been turned into bear food long ago.