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  • Mohawk Mustang
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2011
    • 50

    #91
    Re: Mohawk Girl

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you and your coven now in Christ's name!
    What on earth was the point of that?

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #92
      Re: Mohawk Girl

      Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
      What on earth was the point of that?
      God blocks your savage injun magic.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mohawk Mustang
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2011
        • 50

        #93
        Re: Mohawk Girl

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        God blocks your savage injun magic.
        Its not magic. She was just asking which one Mr. Hutchins was referring to.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #94
          Re: Mohawk Girl

          Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
          What on earth was the point of that?
          You're not the brightest squaw on the reservation are you. I guess it's a good thing the government takes care of you or you would of been turned into bear food long ago.
          Drama queen

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          • Mohawk Mustang
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2011
            • 50

            #95
            Re: Mohawk Girl

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            You're not the brightest squaw on the reservation are you. I guess it's a good thing the government takes care of you or you would of been turned into bear food long ago.

            You do realize my question was a RHETORICAL question, right?

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373

              #96
              Re: Mohawk Girl

              Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
              You do realize my question was a RHETORICAL question, right?
              You do realize we don't care about that and are trying to save your soul, right?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Mohawk Mustang
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2011
                • 50

                #97
                Re: Mohawk Girl

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                You do realize we don't care about that and are trying to save your soul, right?
                Aww, that's so nice of you all!

                I have a question;
                What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?

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                • Lycia The Repentant
                  Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                  Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 2019

                  #98
                  Re: Mohawk Girl

                  Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                  Aww, that's so nice of you all!

                  I have a question;
                  What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?
                  Stop communing with "animal spirits" and marry inside your own species, squaw.

                  "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion." Leviticus 18:23

                  "And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:15-16
                  "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                  An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                  Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                  My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                  Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                  An Open Question to All false christians.

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                  • Mohawk Mustang
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 50

                    #99
                    Re: Mohawk Girl

                    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                    Stop communing with "animal spirits" and marry inside your own species, squaw.
                    He's a human, smartie, I was just comparing his sex drive to a rabbit's sex drive due to the fact that rabbits are known to reproduce like there's no tomorrow.

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                    • Bible Student
                      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                      With Jesus now.
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 2474

                      #100
                      Re: Mohawk Girl

                      Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                      Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
                      You do realize we don't care about that and are trying to save your soul, right?
                      Aww, that's so nice of you all!

                      I have a question;
                      What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?
                      In all truth it is a question with which you should not bother your pretty little head. If you are both wearing your chastity devices then you will not be able to fornicate.

                      If he refuses to wear his 24/7, give him some lettuce and let him be on his merry way hopping toward more open gardens.
                      Last edited by Bible Student; 01-31-2011, 12:56 AM. Reason: Fickle, fumbling fingers of fate.
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #101
                        Re: Mohawk Girl

                        Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                        Aww, that's so nice of you all!

                        I have a question;
                        What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?
                        Marry him and produce Soldiers for Christ. America will have many more wars and we need all the cannon fodder we can get.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Godsgrace
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 228

                          #102
                          Re: Mohawk Girl

                          Why are you telling us about your magick spells, animal skins and mating practices? Next you're probably going to be telling us which is the best color spray paint to huff, or how much Listerine you need to drink in order to pass out.
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                          Psalm 109:8
                          Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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                          • TheLordSavedMe
                            A young lady servicing the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 579

                            #103
                            Re: Mohawk Girl

                            Originally posted by Godsgrace View Post
                            Next you're probably going to be telling us which is the best color spray paint to huff, or how much Listerine you need to drink in order to pass out.
                            I heard on the news that the druggies like to buy silver paint best and that it rots their brains faster too!

                            And Mohawk, I hope you and your boyfriend aren't doing it! That is totally NOT OK with God to be a slutty fornicator! And no other stuff either - like with your hand or your mouth (GROSS!!!).

                            If he is wanting you to be a slut, you should rebuke him, something like:


                            Originally posted by MOHAWK to her Horny Boyfriend
                            "No way Tonto, I won't come to your teepee and let you DO me, unless we are TOTALLY married. God will send us to HELL if we fornicate and stuff!!!"





                            Tammi


                            Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                            Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                            He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                            • Mohawk Mustang
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 50

                              #104
                              Re: Mohawk Girl

                              Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                              In all truth it is a question with which you should not bother your pretty little head. If you are both wearing your chastity devices then you will not be able to fornicate.

                              If he refuses to wear his 24/7, give him some lettuce and let him be on his merry way hopping toward more open gardens.
                              What chastity devices?? The closest thing I have to one of those is my hand across his face if he gets too pushy.

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              Marry him and produce Soldiers for Christ. America will have many more wars and we need all the cannon fodder we can get.
                              Marry him??? YAY!!!

                              Originally posted by Godsgrace View Post
                              Why are you telling us about your magick spells, animal skins and mating practices? Next you're probably going to be telling us which is the best color spray paint to huff, or how much Listerine you need to drink in order to pass out.
                              There aren't really any specific colors, but metallics and neons are best.

                              Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                              I heard on the news that the druggies like to buy silver paint best and that it rots their brains faster too!

                              And Mohawk, I hope you and your boyfriend aren't doing it! That is totally NOT OK with God to be a slutty fornicator! And no other stuff either - like with your hand or your mouth (GROSS!!!).

                              If he is wanting you to be a slut, you should rebuke him, something like:









                              Tammi
                              Haha, I showed him that quote, and he's like, "I guess I'll have to marry you then, but I'm still horny damn it!"


                              Thanks for your help, everyone!

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14375

                                #105
                                Re: Mohawk Girl

                                Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                                I have a question;
                                What's the best way to deal with a boyfriend who has a sex drive like a rabbit?
                                Why would you know anything about your "boyfriend's" sex drive?

                                If you are supplying him with harlots and they are compalining to you, you certainly have the wrong boyfriend.

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