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Re: This forum will never be the same!
Are you sure? Because I look at your avatar, and all I see is a pussy.
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Re: This forum will never be the same!
We've seen this game before. You are one of those gay men trapped in a straight woman's body. All women like you can do is think about having gay sex with men.Originally posted by The Chimp View PostI am a man. Nothing to be confused about for normal people. But with you being a virgin and all its probably hard to understand for you. Have you ever been outside your house?
Jesus has unmasked you sinner. You hear for the immoral purpose of trying to have homosexual sex with us woman. Shame on you! Repent of your disgusting ways harlot before the Lord passes judgment on you!
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What happened to you 'dude' part?
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I am a man. Nothing to be confused about for normal people. But with you being a virgin and all its probably hard to understand for you. Have you ever been outside your house?
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You are seriously confused as to your gender. Are you trying to tell us that you are a female transgendered individual posing as a man? First you say you are not a dude then your assert that you are. Do you suffer from multiple personality disorder? Or are you simply possessed by multiple demons? Please read Sister Lycia's post on the dangers of demons, http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=57971.Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
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Chimp was adamant that he was not a "cat dude" which a rational person would therefore deduct that he was a cat dudie, or female cat. Sometimes we see the word dudette instead of the proper form of dudie.Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
Seeing how he avowed he was not a male, we must consider that he is a girl.
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Apparently there are some definitions of a "dudeman" here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DudemanOriginally posted by The Chimp View PostAre you serious? I am a dude man!
None of them are particularly edifying.
Try being a Real man.....not a cat-atonic unsaved trash
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What species is a 'dude man' is that like a baby stealing dingo?
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Well, what are you?Originally posted by The Chimp View PostI am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
You have to some sort of mutant or henchman of a demon. You certainly do not sound like a normal, God fearing person.
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Can you please quote Scripture to support this assertion?Originally posted by The Chimp View PostWhy are you so mean? God wants people to be nice!
By the way, "Chimp", is your name a gag about evolution, or are you mocking President B. Hussein Obama?
I hope not the latter, as that would be racist.
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No he doesn't...fluffy bunny stupid nonsense. There are those who suggest that God is merely a God of love and accepts people just as they are. Certainly that is incorrect. God does not accept us as we are. He demands repentance. We must not create a God to suit ourself. This is idolatry which is a violation of the Second Commandment.Originally posted by The Chimp View PostWhy are you so mean? God wants people to be nice!
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We've confirmed it's a cat now? Sheesh, first it's a chimp, then a cat, then a parrot. I'm so confusedOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostBad news: Cats are not welcome here.

In other news I'm locking my computer away at night, don't want any other furry critters running around these boards.
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