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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
    Are you sure? Because I look at your avatar, and all I see is a pussy.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    I am a man. Nothing to be confused about for normal people. But with you being a virgin and all its probably hard to understand for you. Have you ever been outside your house?
    We've seen this game before. You are one of those gay men trapped in a straight woman's body. All women like you can do is think about having gay sex with men.

    Jesus has unmasked you sinner. You hear for the immoral purpose of trying to have homosexual sex with us woman. Shame on you! Repent of your disgusting ways harlot before the Lord passes judgment on you!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    What happened to you 'dude' part?

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  • The Chimp
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    I am a man. Nothing to be confused about for normal people. But with you being a virgin and all its probably hard to understand for you. Have you ever been outside your house?

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  • Bible Student
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Originally Posted by James Hutchins
    Well, what are you? You have to some sort of mutant or henchman of a demon. You certainly do not sound like a normal, God fearing person.
    Are you serious? I am a dude man!
    You are seriously confused as to your gender. Are you trying to tell us that you are a female transgendered individual posing as a man? First you say you are not a dude then your assert that you are. Do you suffer from multiple personality disorder? Or are you simply possessed by multiple demons? Please read Sister Lycia's post on the dangers of demons, http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=57971.

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  • Bible Student
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Originally Posted by The Chimp
    I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
    Well, what are you?

    You have to some sort of mutant or henchman of a demon. You certainly do not sound like a normal, God fearing person.
    Chimp was adamant that he was not a "cat dude" which a rational person would therefore deduct that he was a cat dudie, or female cat. Sometimes we see the word dudette instead of the proper form of dudie.

    Seeing how he avowed he was not a male, we must consider that he is a girl.

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  • God's Flaming Sword
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Are you serious? I am a dude man!
    Apparently there are some definitions of a "dudeman" here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dudeman

    None of them are particularly edifying.

    Try being a Real man.....not a cat-atonic unsaved trash

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
    That's disgusting you pervert!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    What species is a 'dude man' is that like a baby stealing dingo?

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  • The Chimp
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Well, what are you? You have to some sort of mutant or henchman of a demon. You certainly do not sound like a normal, God fearing person.
    Are you serious? I am a dude man!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
    Well, what are you?

    You have to some sort of mutant or henchman of a demon. You certainly do not sound like a normal, God fearing person.

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  • The Chimp
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Cats are not welcome here.
    I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Why are you so mean? God wants people to be nice!
    Can you please quote Scripture to support this assertion?

    By the way, "Chimp", is your name a gag about evolution, or are you mocking President B. Hussein Obama?

    I hope not the latter, as that would be racist.

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  • God's Flaming Sword
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Why are you so mean? God wants people to be nice!
    No he doesn't...fluffy bunny stupid nonsense. There are those who suggest that God is merely a God of love and accepts people just as they are. Certainly that is incorrect. God does not accept us as we are. He demands repentance. We must not create a God to suit ourself. This is idolatry which is a violation of the Second Commandment.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Bad news: Cats are not welcome here.
    We've confirmed it's a cat now? Sheesh, first it's a chimp, then a cat, then a parrot. I'm so confused

    In other news I'm locking my computer away at night, don't want any other furry critters running around these boards.

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