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  • God's Flaming Sword
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    • Jan 2011
    • 233

    #91
    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Why are you so mean? God wants people to be nice!
    No he doesn't...fluffy bunny stupid nonsense. There are those who suggest that God is merely a God of love and accepts people just as they are. Certainly that is incorrect. God does not accept us as we are. He demands repentance. We must not create a God to suit ourself. This is idolatry which is a violation of the Second Commandment.
    If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
    “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
    "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #92
      Re: This forum will never be the same!

      Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
      Why are you so mean? God wants people to be nice!
      Can you please quote Scripture to support this assertion?

      By the way, "Chimp", is your name a gag about evolution, or are you mocking President B. Hussein Obama?

      I hope not the latter, as that would be racist.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • The Chimp
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2011
        • 69

        #93
        Re: This forum will never be the same!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Cats are not welcome here.
        I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
        Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #94
          Re: This forum will never be the same!

          Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
          I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
          Well, what are you?

          You have to some sort of mutant or henchman of a demon. You certainly do not sound like a normal, God fearing person.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • The Chimp
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            • Jan 2011
            • 69

            #95
            Re: This forum will never be the same!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Well, what are you? You have to some sort of mutant or henchman of a demon. You certainly do not sound like a normal, God fearing person.
            Are you serious? I am a dude man!
            Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #96
              Re: This forum will never be the same!

              What species is a 'dude man' is that like a baby stealing dingo?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #97
                Re: This forum will never be the same!

                Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
                That's disgusting you pervert!

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • God's Flaming Sword
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                  • Jan 2011
                  • 233

                  #98
                  Re: This forum will never be the same!

                  Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                  Are you serious? I am a dude man!
                  Apparently there are some definitions of a "dudeman" here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dudeman

                  None of them are particularly edifying.

                  Try being a Real man.....not a cat-atonic unsaved trash
                  If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                  “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                  "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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                  • Bible Student
                    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                    With Jesus now.
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 2474

                    #99
                    Re: This forum will never be the same!

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Originally Posted by The Chimp
                    I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
                    Well, what are you?

                    You have to some sort of mutant or henchman of a demon. You certainly do not sound like a normal, God fearing person.
                    Chimp was adamant that he was not a "cat dude" which a rational person would therefore deduct that he was a cat dudie, or female cat. Sometimes we see the word dudette instead of the proper form of dudie.

                    Seeing how he avowed he was not a male, we must consider that he is a girl.
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                    • Bible Student
                      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                      With Jesus now.
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 2474

                      #100
                      Re: This forum will never be the same!

                      Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                      Originally Posted by James Hutchins
                      Well, what are you? You have to some sort of mutant or henchman of a demon. You certainly do not sound like a normal, God fearing person.
                      Are you serious? I am a dude man!
                      You are seriously confused as to your gender. Are you trying to tell us that you are a female transgendered individual posing as a man? First you say you are not a dude then your assert that you are. Do you suffer from multiple personality disorder? Or are you simply possessed by multiple demons? Please read Sister Lycia's post on the dangers of demons, http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=57971.
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                      • The Chimp
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 69

                        #101
                        Re: This forum will never be the same!

                        I am a man. Nothing to be confused about for normal people. But with you being a virgin and all its probably hard to understand for you. Have you ever been outside your house?
                        Sick of being a hot virgin babe? Call me for a fix! *** PHONE NUMBER REMOVED BY ADMIN ***

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #102
                          Re: This forum will never be the same!

                          What happened to you 'dude' part?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                          Comment

                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #103
                            Re: This forum will never be the same!

                            Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                            I am a man. Nothing to be confused about for normal people. But with you being a virgin and all its probably hard to understand for you. Have you ever been outside your house?
                            We've seen this game before. You are one of those gay men trapped in a straight woman's body. All women like you can do is think about having gay sex with men.

                            Jesus has unmasked you sinner. You hear for the immoral purpose of trying to have homosexual sex with us woman. Shame on you! Repent of your disgusting ways harlot before the Lord passes judgment on you!

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #104
                              Re: This forum will never be the same!

                              Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
                              I am not a cat dude I just like cats a lot.
                              Are you sure? Because I look at your avatar, and all I see is a pussy.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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