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    Born Again Republican!

    I just joined your forum here, Im a bible thumpin small town evangelical that loves god and hates fag queers. and muslims like obama. look forward to worshiping with u guys
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    Re: Born Again Republican!

    Welcome Geezer, how many sons have you sired? What is your favorite passage from the KJV and why?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Born Again Republican!

      Hello James, I have sired 8 sons, my wife and I followed Gods call in Genesis 1:28. My favorite passage is Ezekial 23:19-20. it makes me feel dirty


      19Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
      20For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
      Ezekial 23:19-20 KJV

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      • #4
        Re: Born Again Republican!

        Why do you like to feel dirty? I find that disgusting.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Born Again Republican!

          Originally posted by GeezusFreak View Post
          I just joined your forum here, Im a bible thumpin small town evangelical that loves god and hates fag queers. and muslims like obama. look forward to worshiping with u guys

          Hi

          I think you should have a Pastor fix your username, I think you made a typo!

          I'm glad you love God (make sure to use a capital G! ), but this forum is not about hate, it's about loving JESUS and going to HEAVEN!!!





          Tammi


          ps: You should try to use good grammar, JESUS likes it when you do that!


          Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?           Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


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          He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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          • #6
            Re: Born Again Republican!

            Are you some kind of 60's free love hippie? You must be reading some new pansy translation of the Bible. If God was so loving he wouldn't have destroyed the Earth because of the wickedness you support. I will be with the likes of Noah and Lott and you can drown and burn with the wicked souls you love and support.

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            • #7
              Re: Born Again Republican!

              Originally posted by GeezusFreak View Post
              Are you some kind of 60's free love hippie? You must be reading some new pansy translation of the Bible. If God was so loving he wouldn't have destroyed the Earth because of the wickedness you support. I will be with the likes of Noah and Lott and you can drown and burn with the wicked souls you love and support.
              Do not insult or question the purity of True Christians™.
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • #8
                Re: Born Again Republican!

                Originally posted by GeezusFreak View Post
                Are you some kind of 60's free love hippie? You must be reading some new pansy translation of the Bible. If God was so loving he wouldn't have destroyed the Earth because of the wickedness you support. I will be with the likes of Noah and Lott and you can drown and burn with the wicked souls you love and support.
                Dear friend:

                That is no way for a guest on this discussion board, especially one who is still at the "Unsaved Trash" stage, to talk to a True Christian™, even if she is a mere female. You will either explain yourself or apologize. Thank you in advance for your cooperation, and have a blessed day.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • #9
                  Re: Born Again Republican!

                  Originally posted by GeezusFreak View Post
                  Are you some kind of 60's free love hippie? You must be reading some new pansy translation of the Bible. If God was so loving he wouldn't have destroyed the Earth because of the wickedness you support. I will be with the likes of Noah and Lott and you can drown and burn with the wicked souls you love and support.

                  HEY! I am a True Christian™ and you can't talk to me like THAT!!!

                  You are an Unsaved piece of TRASH, you need to be nice to me, cuz I'm going to HEAVEN!!! and you're going to HELL (unless you get SAVED!!!)





                  Tammi +


                  Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?                   Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


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                  He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                  • #10
                    Re: Born Again Republican!

                    Well, I got the DoF 'FasFacts' on this person.

                    Nothing stood out other than he is from someplace near Oxford, MS (about 80 miles south of God fearing Memphis). Either he is who he says he is, is a clever troll that will fail soon or is just an idiot. I think he is the latter. But as God instructs us, we will do out best to show him the love God shows us. So whip it out people, show this fellow what you are made of.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Born Again Republican!

                      I would like to apologize to the congregation my recent behavior. You see I am a pastor here in Oxford, Mississippi and our numbers are seriously falling. The college parties and bars have kids following the devil these days. Homosexuals and Liberal professors walk the streets right here in the middle of God's country. The wickedness is palpable here, so I looked online for a community that would be true to our savior. Today I was so overwhelmed with the holy spirit's grace that I got beside myself and forgot I was wearing my WWJD braclet. I pray the church will see my repentance for my sins and forgive.

                      1 John 1:9

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                      • #12
                        Re: Born Again Republican!

                        Htmmmm, a Pastor knows to capilatize the 'P' in pastor and the 'G' in 'God. Every time I think my gut (which has never, ever been wrong in 48 yeas) was mistaken, you prove it right, again.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Born Again Republican!

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Htmmmm, a Pastor knows to capilatize the 'P' in pastor and the 'G' in 'God. Every time I think my gut (which has never, ever been wrong in 48 yeas) was mistaken, you prove it right, again.
                          I have to reserve my judgment for now. Seems the good Pastor forgot to capitalize Savior and Holy Spirit.

                          Unless he is talking about this:



                          Salvator meaning Savior.
                          YiJC, BS

                          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Born Again Republican!

                            Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                            I have to reserve my judgment for now. Seems the good Pastor forgot to capitalize Savior and Holy Spirit.
                            But he does capitalize "Liberal."
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                            • #15
                              Re: Born Again Republican!

                              See what happens when you're MEAN to True Christian™ ladies? You get thrown into Quarantine!

                              Serves you right! Calling ME a hippie!

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                              I hope you are telling the truth about being a Pastor, because one thing that doesn't go over here at Landover is people pretending to be somebody they aren't!







                              Tammi + (yes, I'm still MAD!!!)


                              Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?                               Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


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                              He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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