Born Again Republican!

[GeezusFreak]

I just joined your forum here, Im a bible thumpin small town evangelical that loves god and hates fag queers. and muslims like obama. look forward to worshiping with u guys

[James Hutchins]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Welcome Geezer, how many sons have you sired? What is your favorite passage from the KJV and why?

[GeezusFreak]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Hello James, I have sired 8 sons, my wife and I followed Gods call in Genesis 1:28. My favorite passage is Ezekial 23:19-20. it makes me feel dirty


19Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
20For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Ezekial 23:19-20 KJV

[James Hutchins]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Why do you like to feel dirty? I find that disgusting.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Born Again Republican!

I just joined your forum here, Im a bible thumpin small town evangelical that loves god and hates fag queers. and muslims like obama. look forward to worshiping with u guys

Hi

I think you should have a Pastor fix your username, I think you made a typo!

I'm glad you love God (make sure to use a capital G! ), but this forum is not about hate, it's about loving JESUS and going to HEAVEN!!!





Tammi


ps: You should try to use good grammar, JESUS likes it when you do that!

[GeezusFreak]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Are you some kind of 60's free love hippie? You must be reading some new pansy translation of the Bible. If God was so loving he wouldn't have destroyed the Earth because of the wickedness you support. I will be with the likes of Noah and Lott and you can drown and burn with the wicked souls you love and support.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Are you some kind of 60's free love hippie? You must be reading some new pansy translation of the Bible. If God was so loving he wouldn't have destroyed the Earth because of the wickedness you support. I will be with the likes of Noah and Lott and you can drown and burn with the wicked souls you love and support.

Do not insult or question the purity of True Christians™.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Are you some kind of 60's free love hippie? You must be reading some new pansy translation of the Bible. If God was so loving he wouldn't have destroyed the Earth because of the wickedness you support. I will be with the likes of Noah and Lott and you can drown and burn with the wicked souls you love and support.

Dear friend:

That is no way for a guest on this discussion board, especially one who is still at the "Unsaved Trash" stage, to talk to a True Christian™, even if she is a mere female. You will either explain yourself or apologize. Thank you in advance for your cooperation, and have a blessed day.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Are you some kind of 60's free love hippie? You must be reading some new pansy translation of the Bible. If God was so loving he wouldn't have destroyed the Earth because of the wickedness you support. I will be with the likes of Noah and Lott and you can drown and burn with the wicked souls you love and support.

HEY! I am a True Christian™ and you can't talk to me like THAT!!!

You are an Unsaved piece of TRASH, you need to be nice to me, cuz I'm going to HEAVEN!!! and you're going to HELL (unless you get SAVED!!!)





Tammi +

[James Hutchins]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Well, I got the DoF 'FasFacts' on this person.

Nothing stood out other than he is from someplace near Oxford, MS (about 80 miles south of God fearing Memphis). Either he is who he says he is, is a clever troll that will fail soon or is just an idiot. I think he is the latter. But as God instructs us, we will do out best to show him the love God shows us. So whip it out people, show this fellow what you are made of.

[GeezusFreak]

Re: Born Again Republican!

I would like to apologize to the congregation my recent behavior. You see I am a pastor here in Oxford, Mississippi and our numbers are seriously falling. The college parties and bars have kids following the devil these days. Homosexuals and Liberal professors walk the streets right here in the middle of God's country. The wickedness is palpable here, so I looked online for a community that would be true to our savior. Today I was so overwhelmed with the holy spirit's grace that I got beside myself and forgot I was wearing my WWJD braclet. I pray the church will see my repentance for my sins and forgive.

1 John 1:9

[James Hutchins]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Htmmmm, a Pastor knows to capilatize the 'P' in pastor and the 'G' in 'God. Every time I think my gut (which has never, ever been wrong in 48 yeas) was mistaken, you prove it right, again.

[Bible Student]

Re: Born Again Republican!

Htmmmm, a Pastor knows to capilatize the 'P' in pastor and the 'G' in 'God. Every time I think my gut (which has never, ever been wrong in 48 yeas) was mistaken, you prove it right, again.

I have to reserve my judgment for now. Seems the good Pastor forgot to capitalize Savior and Holy Spirit.

Unless he is talking about this:



Salvator meaning Savior.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Born Again Republican!

I have to reserve my judgment for now. Seems the good Pastor forgot to capitalize Savior and Holy Spirit.

But he does capitalize "Liberal."

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Born Again Republican!

See what happens when you're MEAN to True Christian™ ladies? You get thrown into Quarantine!

Serves you right! Calling ME a hippie!

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I hope you are telling the truth about being a Pastor, because one thing that doesn't go over here at Landover is people pretending to be somebody they aren't!







Tammi + (yes, I'm still MAD!!!)