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  • Xplosiv
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2008
    • 3
    #1

    Hi I'm new here...

    I was wondering something, I am not THAT religious myself, but I do think there is some higher power out there that controls everything.

    I was wondering, what if there IS a hell?

    Don't you guys think that with all the crazy insane role playing/sarcasm that you post, you will go to hell when you die?

    Even if I am not a religious nut, I try to keep from offending god (or the higher power that exists) on a daily basis. I dont even say holy ****. It makes me feel bad about it. I dont know why I care so much, but it is scary to think that if there is a hell when you die, that you would go there if you sin all the time... ah, life is a friggin trip.

    I mean I know you guys probably dont care, but either way, I have to say I have enjoyed reading some of the posts here. Very amusing. At first I was outraged, but then I saw it. I saw it.

    I also had a question about life here. Doesnt anyone find life to be very strange sometimes? I mean what IS this reality we live in? What if its all a dream? Or maybe, we are some experiment of an advanced alien civilization? Ah. Life.

    Anyway.. Im not here to cause any trouble. You will get none from me. After all it IS your place, not mine.

    I am ready to take the flames you have against me, if you must flame me. Please don't go easy, tear me up, I love reading it. But like I said, not here to cause any trouble. I come in peace.

    Peace and love my brothers, and sisters. That should be the goal of any human on our beautiful planet, no matter who.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hi I'm new here...

      Yes, Virginia, there IS a hell...

      Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

      You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
      As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
      Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

      Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
      Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
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      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Xplosiv
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2008
          • 3
          #3
          Re: Hi I'm new here...

          Wow that sounds pretty bad. I wouldn't want that to happen to me.

          I will start right away on my path to enlightenment.

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