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  • Christian1950
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2011
    • 1

    #1

    Dear Fellow Christians

    Dear Christians,
    I have recently converted to christianity. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of God's laws and how to follow them.

    1.) Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you Clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    2.) I would like to sell me daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3.) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4.) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    5.) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

    6.) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev.11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7.) Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

    8.) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

    9.) I know from Lev.11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10.) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev.20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
  • Godsgrace
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 228

    #2
    Re: Dear Fellow Christians

    It is rare that a day goes by that some troll doesn't copy and paste this on our Godly forum.

    This is a Christian forum; what gave you the idea to come on here and try and get a rise out of us? Perhaps you think that you were so clever that you were the first? Or that we were so dull that we might get upset?

    Why do you mock us? Why do you mock God? Why do you hate Jesus?
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    Psalm 109:8
    Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Dear Fellow Christians

      Originally posted by Godsgrace View Post
      It is rare that a day goes by that some troll doesn't copy and paste this on our Godly forum.

      This is a Christian forum; what gave you the idea to come on here and try and get a rise out of us? Perhaps you think that you were so clever that you were the first? Or that we were so dull that we might get upset?

      Why do you mock us? Why do you mock God? Why do you hate Jesus?
      Sadly, secular law forbids us to punish blasphemy like we did it in the good old days.
      We are now an easy target for persecution.
      Thankfully Jesus told us that we must embrace such things.

      So, Christian1950, WE THANK YOU for your persecution.
      God Bless.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • barton
        True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
        It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2010
        • 498

        #4
        Re: Dear Fellow Christians

        Originally posted by Christian1950 View Post
        I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
        Why the copy/paste job from elsewhere? These are not your questions! I find your lack of ethics to be offensive, unChristian and not worthy of my response.
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        Revelations 6:16
        "And said to the mountains and rocks,
        Fall on us, and hide us from the face
        of him that sitteth on the throne,
        and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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        • Bible Student
          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
          With Jesus now.
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2010
          • 2474

          #5
          Re: Dear Fellow Christians

          Originally posted by Christian1950 View Post
          Dear Christians,
          I have recently converted to christianity. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of God's laws and how to follow them.

          1.) Leviticus 25:44 states

          [snipped copy&paste job]
          Why do you assume that we haven't seen this "Letter to Dr. Laura" at least ten thousand times before?

          Now look at the title and try to comply: The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
          YiJC, BS

          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Dear Fellow Christians

            I keep telling people that dejavu doesn't exist, but I'm starting to have my doubts. Don't tell anyone.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Dear Fellow Christians

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Sadly, secular law forbids us to punish blasphemy like we did it in the good old days.
              We are now an easy target for persecution.
              Thankfully Jesus told us that we must embrace such things.

              So, Christian1950, WE THANK YOU for your persecution.
              God Bless.
              However it does seem that we can have them prosecuted for plagiarism. I'm starting to think that's something we should look into.
              Drama queen

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              • Cursed
                Recovering Bastard
                Head of Landover Glee Club
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2011
                • 1363

                #8
                Re: Dear Fellow Christians

                They never credit their source, and act as if this form letter is their own cleverness. Pathetic.

                Proving for the umpteenth time that atheists are filthy degenerate liars worthy of eternal Hell fire, where their worm dyeth not.
                The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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