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  • TheShepardofSheeps
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2011
    • 5
    #1

    PRAISE HIM!

    Hello!

    My name is Jonah i am 31 years old. I live in a liberal fag hole city on the east coast, but (god willing!) I shall be joining you godly folks soon in Freehold! It may be months, or maybe years until I can work my way out to idaho but I must leave this place. I cannot stand it any longer. The liberals are everywhere with there homo, tight, jean shorts and fixie bikes, and pro egjypt muslim god hating protests. God has foresaken these horrible people and I must leave. "the city of brotherly love"... yeah right on the money. FAGS!

    Jude 1:24-25

    Now to him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of his glory with great joy, 25 to the only God, our Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord, be glory, majesty, dominion, and authority, before all time and now and forever. Amen.
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    • TheShepardofSheeps
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2011
      • 5
      #2
      Re: PRAISE HIM!

      I forgot to say: I attend Zion Baptist Church in Philadelphia with my fiancee where we will be married in 6 months. I have attended this church all my life and was raised baptist from birth. PRAISE HIM!

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: PRAISE HIM!

          Praise the LORD and welcome. Do you have a favorite hunting rifle?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • TheShepardofSheeps
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2011
              • 5
              #4
              Re: PRAISE HIM!

              Well depends where I hunt. If I'm in PA I shoot my Winchester 30-30, but if I make the trip down to WV to hunt at my pap's cabin I can legally use my semi-auto AK!

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267
                  #5
                  Re: PRAISE HIM!

                  Originally posted by TheShepardofSheeps View Post
                  Hello!

                  My name is Jonah i am 31 years old. I live in a liberal fag hole city on the east coast, but (god willing!) I shall be joining you godly folks soon in Freehold! It may be months, or maybe years until I can work my way out to idaho but I must leave this place. I cannot stand it any longer. The liberals are everywhere with there homo, tight, jean shorts and fixie bikes, and pro egjypt muslim god hating protests. God has foresaken these horrible people and I must leave. "the city of brotherly love"... yeah right on the money. FAGS!

                  Jude 1:24-25

                  Now to him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of his glory with great joy, 25 to the only God, our Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord, be glory, majesty, dominion, and authority, before all time and now and forever. Amen.

                  I am sure you will fit right in with the Mormons in Idaho.

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                    • TheShepardofSheeps
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5
                      #6
                      Re: PRAISE HIM!

                      Ha! Trust me, living where I do will make see some things you wish you hadn't. How is Freeport in the winter? I was in Idaho last summer, but didn't have time to swing by. Beautiful state by the way. I was not impressed with your potatoes though. Sorry.

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267
                          #7
                          Re: PRAISE HIM!

                          Originally posted by TheShepardofSheeps View Post
                          Ha! Trust me, living where I do will make see some things you wish you hadn't. How is Freeport in the winter? I was in Idaho last summer, but didn't have time to swing by. Beautiful state by the way. I was not impressed with your potatoes though. Sorry.
                          Say are you high on the Marijuana drug? I winter in the Florida Keys, not Freeport in the Bahamas, or is it Freeport IL? Anyway Freehold is in Iowa not Idaho, that's where the Mormons live.

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