Hey all ^_^

[Kazukiya]

Hey you all! My name is Kazukiya-chan and I love your site, I've found so many truthly things on it, but being a gay person I don't really approve of your anti-gay actions :/

Also I love Japan and japanese art, japan isn't in league with satan so don't make fun of them.

I hope we all get along well <3

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey all

Hey you all! My name is Kazukiya-chan and I love your site, I've found so many truthly things on it, but being a gay person I don't really approve of your anti-gay actions :/

Also I love Japan and japanese art, japan isn't in league with satan so don't make fun of them.

I hope we all get along well <3

You don't need to worry about us hop-sing, you need to get right with Jesus. He is the one who condemns homers, not us. Try reading the Bible sometime, sissy. God is not fond of chink queers, I guarantee you.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: Hey all

Can't you slant-eyes communicate your feelings through words? Is it truly necessary to punctuate your post with twice as many emotes as full stops?

[Kazukiya]

Re: Hey all

Can't you slant-eyes communicate your feelings through words? Is it truly necessary to punctuate your post with twice as many emotes as full stops?

I'm not japanese, but I found that racist

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey all

I'm not japanese, but I found that racist

Why do you have a gook name then? Do you worship that fat chink Boodah the false god?

[Kazukiya]

Re: Hey all

Why do you have a gook name then? Do you worship that fat chink Boodah the false god?

Well, umm.. I thought the name sounded cool

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, umm.. I thought the name sounded cool

It makes you sound like a chinee queer. If that's the effect you're going for, then congrats.

Jesus won't like it.

Have you ever read the Bible, slant?

[Kazukiya]

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Have you ever read the Bible, slant?

Well I've never really got my hands on a bible before :/
I tried a few times, but I couldn't find one. My mother didn't let me read it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well I've never really got my hands on a bible before :/
I tried a few times, but I couldn't find one. My mother didn't let me read it.

Then your hellbound mother will have to answer to Jesus.

Luckily for you, we have a "Bible in a Year" thread going. Take a look HERE and get started on your salvation.

Also, you need to stop your sodomy hobby.

[Kazukiya]

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Then your hellbound mother will have to answer to Jesus.

Luckily for you, we have a "Bible in a Year" thread going. Take a look HERE and get started on your salvation.

Also, you need to stop your sodomy hobby.

But I don't want my mother to go to hell

Also I can't really stop liking japanese art, I am hooked to it :/ It's what my friends like too and I think they wouldn't be my friends anymore if I stopped liking the art.

[The Widow Anna]

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So not only are you a hell-bound chink, slobbering over pictures of feminine boys having homosexual relations, your friends are too? Perhaps you should reconsider if these are truly your friends if they are wanting to prevent you from a life of eternal happiness in heaven.

[Kazukiya]

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So not only are you a hell-bound chink, slobbering over pictures of feminine boys having homosexual relations, your friends are too? Perhaps you should reconsider if these are truly your friends if they are wanting to prevent you from a life of eternal happiness in heaven.

I don't slobber over pictures of boys

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I don't slobber over pictures of boys

No, but you release a far more disgusting fluid that saliva. If you are interested in joining Landover--and it seems that you are--you will have to be infinitely more careful about where, how, and why you spill your seed. Each requires only one answer. Where? The inside of your good lady wife's cooter. How? Through gentle friction via the missionary position. Why? To create more Christians. Class dismissed.

[Kazukiya]

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No, but you release a far more disgusting fluid that saliva. If you are interested in joining Landover--and it seems that you are--you will have to be infinitely more careful about where, how, and why you spill your seed. Each requires only one answer. Where? The inside of your good lady wife's cooter. How? Through gentle friction via the missionary position. Why? To create more Christians. Class dismissed.

But, as I stated I'm gay, I don't have a wife. I couldn't possibly force myself to love women :/

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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But, as I stated I'm gay, I don't have a wife. I couldn't possibly force myself to love women :/

Then you have chosen eternal damnation over Jesus. Does that seem like a wise choice, homer?