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  • Kazukiya
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 10
    #16
    Re: Hey all

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Then you have chosen eternal damnation over Jesus. Does that seem like a wise choice, homer?
    I'm sorry, but why do you call me homer? What does it mean?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: Hey all

        Originally posted by Kazukiya View Post
        I'm sorry, but why do you call me homer? What does it mean?
        You were the one who proudly boasted to us that you like to have men shove their tallywackers up your poop chute in defiance of God's Holy Word. A homer is a queer boy, like you.

        Now give up that disgusting hobby and worship Jesus properly!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Kazukiya
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2008
            • 10
            #18
            Re: Hey all

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You were the one who proudly boasted to us that you like to have men shove their tallywackers up your poop chute in defiance of God's Holy Word. A homer is a queer boy, like you.

            Now give up that disgusting hobby and worship Jesus properly!

            My family raised me as a homosexual, I think it had something to do with my parents wanting a daughter. I only recently learned of the bible and god

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Hey all

                Originally posted by Kazukiya View Post
                My family raised me as a homosexual, I think it had something to do with my parents wanting a daughter. I only recently learned of the bible and god
                You dad turned you queer? Boy that's too bad. how old are you anyway?

                Maybe you'd better enroll in LBC's ex-queer program. You should contact Brother Bobby. We need to get you saved and interested in healthy baby-making relations, not sodomy.

                I'm praying hard for you.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Kazukiya
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 10
                    #20
                    Re: Hey all

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You dad turned you queer? Boy that's too bad. how old are you anyway?

                    Maybe you'd better enroll in LBC's ex-queer program. You should contact Brother Bobby. We need to get you saved and interested in healthy baby-making relations, not sodomy.

                    I'm praying hard for you.

                    I'm currently 16 years old, 17 next month

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                      • Old Man Hatchet
                        Super Moderator
                        Beloved Church Elder
                        World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2084
                        #21
                        Re: Hey all

                        Originally posted by Kazukiya View Post
                        But, as I stated I'm gay, I don't have a wife. I couldn't possibly force myself to love women :/
                        You are gay now. This circumstance will change when you stop choosing to be a homosexual. You don't have a wife at the moment. This situation will dramatically alter once you opt to quit fellating and sodomizing other men. Physical attraction is a simple, multiple choice test from God (and the correct answer is a. the opposite sex.)

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: Hey all

                            Originally posted by Kazukiya View Post
                            I'm currently 16 years old, 17 next month
                            In that case I'm going to have to ban you from this Godly forum. When you signed up you told us and Jesus that you were over 18.

                            Come back in 2 years if Jesus doesn't give you the AIDS.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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