[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

Did and done!

But you're still a fag.

[Daniel the Sodomite]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

Still you need to get down on your nees before our lord and savor Jesus Christ, and let him enter you and fill you with the Holy Spirit. Think you can do that? If you can, then there's hope for you yet.

Did and done!

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

Still you need to get down on your nees before our lord and savor Jesus Christ, and let him enter you and fill you with the Holy Spirit. Think you can do that? If you can, then there's hope for you yet.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

EX-cuse me, Sir?!?

Did you just accuse me of lying? Now that's not very nice of you. That's downright rude. You need to apology to me this second. That hurt my feelings.

Hi Nancy, while you visit our forum( I am sure it will be a short one), keep a civil tongue. Your so called Homer feelings are not important to any True Christian nor are they to Jesus. The DoF shows that you have never attended B.A.S.H., and the church register shows no Duskwight family as a member.

Why are you a Homersexual?
Why do you spit upon Jesus?
Why do you reject the Lord?
Why do you hate pie?

[Daniel the Sodomite]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

You really need to stop masturbating over Glee episodes, stop acting gay and get on your knees to ask Jesus for forgiveness. Now!

How does a person "act gay" via forum post, silly? And here I am thinkin "acting gay" was giving your baseball bat a fecal matter pedicure or having someone pitch a curve ball into your tailpipe.

Now you say I'm acting gay by professing my love for my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who died for my sins on the cross in Calvary and conquered death three days later and physically ascended to heaven to sit at His daddy's right hand? Well, that's just ignorant, Bruce Vilanch's grandpa.

Unless you mean gay as in, "gay (adjective) \ˈgā\ keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits <a bird's gay spring song>"

How can a heterosexual fellow such as myself not be alive and exuberant for Jesus?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

Awww, thanks for comforting me. You're such a dear. We should go shopping sometime. You know, as a thank you. It's on me. Unless you have a husband who might get jealous. I know you might think otherwise (cause men can be dogs), but I promise not to make a move on you.

You really need to stop masturbating over Glee episodes, stop acting gay and get on your knees to ask Jesus for forgiveness. Now!

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

I know, right?

Alright, Danny, pull it together. You're a manly man who does NOT have hissy fits.

Awww, thanks for comforting me. You're such a dear. We should go shopping sometime. You know, as a thank you. It's on me. Unless you have a husband who might get jealous. I know you might think otherwise (cause men can be dogs), but I promise not to make a move on you.

~ Danny

Who is pulling your strings?

[Daniel the Sodomite]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

And who can blame him?

I know, right?

Alright, Danny, pull it together. You're a manly man who does NOT have hissy fits.

Awww, thanks for comforting me. You're such a dear. We should go shopping sometime. You know, as a thank you. It's on me. Unless you have a husband who might get jealous. I know you might think otherwise (cause men can be dogs), but I promise not to make a move on you.

~ Danny

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

Then where the heck is my daddy?!?!

He probably figured word would leak out that he had a faggot for a son if he moved to Freehold. Oh, that poor man woulda been so embarrassed. After those B.A.S.H fellows grabbed me at the airport he might of flew off to his new life. That poor man. It's all my fault!

Lord have mercy, my daddy done gone and ran away! He could be anywhere!!!

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And who can blame him?

[Daniel the Sodomite]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

No.

Then where the heck is my daddy?!?!

He probably figured word would leak out that he had a faggot for a son if he moved to Freehold. Oh, that poor man woulda been so embarrassed. After those B.A.S.H fellows grabbed me at the airport he might of flew off to his new life. That poor man. It's all my fault!

Lord have mercy, my daddy done gone and ran away! He could be anywhere!!!

SON OF A BITCH!!!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

Douglas Duskwight? You've heard of him, no?

No.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

My daddy lives in Freehold, sugar. I've never been there personally. I'm staying at a motel in Des Moines. Do any of ya'll have his number? I was kinda hoping he'd be here on these fine Godly forums. He needs to know his baby boy is cured. He didn't write me so I have no address and he didn't call so I got no number. The movers came over and got all are stuff back in San Fran. He's gotta be there. Douglas Duskwight? You've heard of him, no?

The B.A.S.H folks said I'd need to give speeches and testimonials n' such, but how am I gonna tell everybody how Jesus Saved me from a life of lights, glamour, fun, excitement, recreational drugs and no-strings-attached sex if I can't get through the gates? I'm in a mighty fine pickle here.

Still a lying God-mocker. Do you really think we don't know the people in our own community?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

I'M FFAAAAAAABULOOOOOOOUUUUUS!!

RE-JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOICE!!!
For Jesus Loves Me!!!

This guy is so gay I can hear his anus whistling all the way from here!

[Daniel the Sodomite]

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Are you going to admit that you don't live in Freehold?

My daddy lives in Freehold, sugar. I've never been there personally. I'm staying at a motel in Des Moines. Do any of ya'll have his number? I was kinda hoping he'd be here on these fine Godly forums. He needs to know his baby boy is cured. He didn't write me so I have no address and he didn't call so I got no number. The movers came over and got all are stuff back in San Fran. He's gotta be there. Douglas Duskwight? You've heard of him, no?

The B.A.S.H folks said I'd need to give speeches and testimonials n' such, but how am I gonna tell everybody how Jesus Saved me from a life of lights, glamour, fun, excitement, recreational drugs and no-strings-attached sex if I can't get through the gates? I'm in a mighty fine pickle here.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello, My New Family in Christ!!!

Are you going to admit that you don't live in Freehold?

The boy is trying to rack up as many sins as he can, isn't he?

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;