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  • The Tolerant Allan_legarth
    Unsaved trash, Swiss hatemonger
    • Feb 2011
    • 8

    #16
    Re: Hi all, wassup?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    State sponsored religion? How totally un-American!
    Are you just stupid or what!? Oh no you're a christian fundamentalist american!

    All religions in The States get funding from the Government too!!!!

    MY GOD!!!!
    I like to piffle, I like to eat bacon, I like to drink beer and wine, I like to smoke weed, I like to jerk off! I like to watch porn, I like to fart in public, I like to make jokes about dissabled people, I like to make fun of religions, I like sleeping in church, I like Denmark, I like to have fun like there's no tomorrow. AND! I can't wait to get to Hell, where all the fun happens!

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    • The Tolerant Allan_legarth
      Unsaved trash, Swiss hatemonger
      • Feb 2011
      • 8

      #17
      Re: Hi all, wassup?

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      You really should start you OWN intro thread instead of glooming on the back of others. Is that a typical swiss trait?
      He said he was SWEDISH, not SWISS! BEING SWISS IS A CITIZEN OF SWITZERLAND, you know wrist watches, chocolate and secret bank accounts.

      But being danish, I do have a few grudges against the Swedish! Their girls are better looking! They're more polite than danes, they're better at football and they're are one of the biggest manufacturer of weapons. They sell missiles, fighter planes, guns and rocket components to everyone, The US, Iran, North Korea yeah! almost any fanatic dictator state in the world!
      I like to piffle, I like to eat bacon, I like to drink beer and wine, I like to smoke weed, I like to jerk off! I like to watch porn, I like to fart in public, I like to make jokes about dissabled people, I like to make fun of religions, I like sleeping in church, I like Denmark, I like to have fun like there's no tomorrow. AND! I can't wait to get to Hell, where all the fun happens!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #18
        Re: Hi all, wassup?

        Originally posted by The Tolerant Allan_legarth View Post
        He said he was SWEDISH, not SWISS! BEING SWISS IS A CITIZEN OF SWITZERLAND, you know wrist watches, chocolate and secret bank accounts.
        Wrist watches, chocolate and secret bank accounts are Swedish, everyone knows that.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • The Tolerant Allan_legarth
          Unsaved trash, Swiss hatemonger
          • Feb 2011
          • 8

          #19
          Re: Hi all, wassup?

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Wrist watches, chocolate and secret bank accounts are Swedish, everyone knows that.
          You are a sad old man, yeah let's play your childish game. Those things are probably produced in Sweden, but it doesn't change the fact that being SWISS makes you a citizen of Switzerland, and not Sweden.

          For a man that doesn't believe in kindergartens and firm violent child raising, you of all is without a doubt a product of a caring mother, maybe too caring, you're spoiled and selfish and won't listen to what anyone else have to say. You're brought up, getting everything you're pointing at!

          Mammas boy! I don't think your dad raised you with beating, he left when he saw his useless faggot-halleluja-son kept running after his mommy , crying when he didn't get what he wanted. Your father left your family, because of you!
          I like to piffle, I like to eat bacon, I like to drink beer and wine, I like to smoke weed, I like to jerk off! I like to watch porn, I like to fart in public, I like to make jokes about dissabled people, I like to make fun of religions, I like sleeping in church, I like Denmark, I like to have fun like there's no tomorrow. AND! I can't wait to get to Hell, where all the fun happens!

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          • Lusifurr
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2011
            • 15

            #20
            Re: Hi all, wassup?

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Wrist watches, chocolate and secret bank accounts are Swedish, everyone knows that.
            You're a very uneducated man. You told somewhere that you never went to school and that your father taught you while growing up. With all respect to your father, he may have been a fine man, but that just don't cut it.
            You should open a book other than the bible sometimes. Seek knowledge... As an atheist see ignorance as an filthy waste of life. Sure, with a bit of fanatic imagination you can interpret every situation of life in the bible, but it dosen't say which colors the swedish flag have. Neither which country in europe that are known for watches, their fine chocolate and unnamed bank accounts.

            Have a nice day.

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            • Jedediah
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Fisher of Men
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 6824

              #21
              Re: Hi all, wassup?

              Originally posted by Lusifuge View Post
              Seek knowledge... As an atheist see ignorance as an filthy waste of life.
              Such irony! An atheist presumes to lecture an upstanding member of our congregation about a wasted life. Unlike you, my brother in Christ has made something of his life and is assured a place at Jesus' bosom for all eternity. Brother Cranky has kept God's Commandments and stands as a shining example of what it means to be filled with the Holy Spirit.

              Deuteronomy 13:4
              Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.

              Matthew 5:16
              Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

              Egocentric, self-absorbed atheists reject the Truth of eternity, and in making this error consign themselves to the lake of fire which has been prepared for satan and his minions.

              Revelation 21:8
              But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


              Your myopic worldview leads you to believe that this life actually matters outside of spreading the Gospel and glorifying God! If you would actually bother to read the Word, you would appreciate the gravity of your error. Upon accepting Jesus' kind offer of Redemption, this world is merely to be endured. Our reward is in Heaven, and our reward is eternal.

              Romans 8:17-18
              And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together.
              For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.


              So it is I who exhort you to quit wasting your life, foolish little man! Upon your death, as you find yourself falling through a black abyss on your way to the lake of fire, as the temperature rises and your skin begins to scorch, what do you think will be going through your head? I suspect it will sound something like this: "I'm so sorry Jesus! I'm so sorry that I rejected your gift, freely given, of eternal life by your side! Instead I chose to live a cynical life with no moral compass, but now I realize how wrong I was!"

              But you know what? By then it will be too late. So if you don't want your eternity to consist of wailing and gnashing of teeth as you endure unfathomable torments and unquenchable thirst, you need to get right with Jesus TODAY. Not tomorrow, because by then it may be too late. I want you to join men in Heaven, but I cannot stress the urgency of your situation enough. Accept Jesus as your personal LORD and Savior and repent while you still can.
              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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              • Lusifurr
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2011
                • 15

                #22
                Re: Hi all, wassup?

                Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                Brother Cranky has kept God's Commandments and stands as a shining example of what it means to be filled with the Holy Spirit.
                Bah... No god man can put so much lies and bullshit in one and the same time. That's my two cents worth. (Yeah, yeah, yeah... keep those infractions comming.)
                Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                "I'm so sorry Jesus! I'm so sorry that I rejected your gift, freely given, of eternal life by your side! Instead I chose to live a cynical life with no moral compass, but now I realize how wrong I was!"
                Who's the cynic one here, Mr Ex-masturbator? I don't need a threatening hell to follow a moral compass. And by the way, if you think beating up your wife is obeying a moral compass, you're wasted. (Infraction!)

                I think I pretty much die and that's it. That goes for you too.

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