[Captain_Asshat]

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If you didn't read it all, then go back and do so.

No thanks, I refuse to read any books written by a PEDOPHILE like Rowling.

[James Dewitt]

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@ The Saint. I do hate to beat a dead horse......but why is it again that you worship Mary, and not Jesus?

Why would you ask a dead Pope to protect you, seems to me that you should ask Jesus to do that.

Does it even bother you that a vast majority of your so called priests are pedophiles?

Aren't you at all upset that your current Pope is a Nazi?

Why do Catliks consider themselves Christian?

Will you enjoy Hell?

[The Saint]

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Ok, I never read all that post, but what I got from it was that it was ok for Voldemort?? to attack people, but when Harry did it they 'Had it coming'?? Also, it wasn't his fault he cheated on his exams when he had a magical cheating book? Also, you never explained the car theft?

I don't read Potter, but I really can understand the basics of the story. When he was just a baby, he tried to murder the darkest wixard who ever lived. He was sent to live with normal people, who tried to beat the witchcraft out of him, but they were constantly abused by him (snake attacking his cousin using mind control - you failed to justify that too).

You say harry is the good wizard, and voldemort the bad. But the Bible says there are NO good wizards. ALL are evil. So really this is a story about an evil wizard (who happens to be an attractive male) trying to defeat another evil wizard. You like Harry because you want to believe he is good, just as people like Twilight because they think the antagonist of that Satanic porn is a 'cool dude'.

But in reality these books are brainwashing children to believe good is evil and evil good. They are of the Devil, and no good God-fearing Christian should have anything to do with them.

If you didn't read it all, then go back and do so.
Everyone has a flow of energy in them that can be used to do things that would normally be physically impossible, and we all have a right to that.
White magic is good magic. *Yes, there is good magic.
If they can control that energy with a fancy stick, so let them.
Why are we talking about non existant characters like they're real? -.-
Twilight is a fail, a complete disgrace to vampires.
You know how many people I've talked to are LAUGHING at you for making such a fuss about a book? xD

They are not real, non-existant characters in a book.

Can't edit posts, so oops

[Captain_Asshat]

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You've twisted the story.

His aunt had it coming, making bad comments about Harry's dad who died protecting him and his mom.

Harry just used the book he was given in class, not his fault that someone wrote better notes all over it, as they WERE supposed to follow the book to make a potion, and it's rather hard to read what's crossed out.

Harry and his friends- Good. The protagonist of the story.

Ok, I never read all that post, but what I got from it was that it was ok for Voldemort?? to attack people, but when Harry did it they 'Had it coming'?? Also, it wasn't his fault he cheated on his exams when he had a magical cheating book? Also, you never explained the car theft?

I don't read Potter, but I really can understand the basics of the story. When he was just a baby, he tried to murder the darkest wixard who ever lived. He was sent to live with normal people, who tried to beat the witchcraft out of him, but they were constantly abused by him (snake attacking his cousin using mind control - you failed to justify that too).

You say harry is the good wizard, and voldemort the bad. But the Bible says there are NO good wizards. ALL are evil. So really this is a story about an evil wizard (who happens to be an attractive male) trying to defeat another evil wizard. You like Harry because you want to believe he is good, just as people like Twilight because they think the antagonist of that Satanic porn is a 'cool dude'.

But in reality these books are brainwashing children to believe good is evil and evil good. They are of the Devil, and no good God-fearing Christian should have anything to do with them.

[John Creeser]

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Don't make jokes about AIDS. It's disrespectful and rude.

You won't find any True Christian™ making light of the AID. I've never used a public washroom since I learned how easy it was to get the AID.

Don't EVER EVER shake hands with a homer either.

[The Saint]

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Harry and friends are worse than Voldemort. At least Voldemort is honest about being evil. Harry and friends pretend to be good while God clearly hates them.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."

He was born a wizard. It's Rowling's story, and she set up Harry and his friends as the good guys in the story. Voldemort is the evil turd.
Stop trying to condemn a real story, because people will laugh at you for it (if they haven't already I mean, seriously?). No one will listen to you, because we don't find a story dangerous. They are fictional, non-existant characters in a book.
People love my writing, and I write about various topics, do people start condemning it for being evil? No. They enjoy the story. Lighten up.

[The Saint]

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Oh ok. Sorry, I haven't read any of the books as my Pastor told me if I do they might give me AIDS.

Your pastor would not tell you that, therefore you are lying and that was a joke. xD
Don't make jokes about AIDS. It's disrespectful and rude.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Voldemort- Bad. The antagonist of the story. Harry and his friends- Good. The protagonist of the story.

Harry and friends are worse than Voldemort. At least Voldemort is honest about being evil. Harry and friends pretend to be good while God clearly hates them.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."

[The Saint]

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Oh ok. Sorry, I haven't read any of the books as my Pastor told me if I do they might give me AIDS. But from the way you put it, I guess that's ok then. He made his Aunt inflate to a blimp, and fly off into the sky. No doubt she was pecked to death by birds or was hit by a plane, or floated into the atmosphere, and burned up. I guess that's better that being made to explode.

Here are some other FACTS on what Happy Potter and his evil Satanic friends get up to in the books. While I haven't read the books, this is what my neighbor Mrs Johnson told me, and she IS an expert on Potter. Tell me if any of these FACTS are untrue -

Before Harry’s even in Hogswart School, he gets a snake to viciously attack his cousin, using mind control.
Possession. Ginny Weasley is possessed in second book '..chamber of secrets'
Harry Potter is possessed in '...Order of the Phoenix'
Cruelty to animals. Potter kills a snake in 'Chamber of Secrets'
Harry Potter and friends crash a car while joyriding in 'Chamber of Secrets', leading to many children thinking automobile-theft is acceptable.
Harry has thoughts of violent nature. In the book ‘Order of pheonix’ he has dreams of his best friend’s father being attacked by a snakes. Then when his best friends father IS attacked by a snake, we find out that Harry was controlling the snake.
Has thoughts of a perverse and immoral nature about a chink named Cho Chin.
Attacks Drako Malfoy on several occasions, one time cursing him so badly, in the book ‘Halfblood prince’, that he almost dies.
Dispises grown-ups and authority.
Harry cheats constantly at exams. Has Harmoiny do most of his school work for him. In ‘Halfblood Prince’ he uses a magical book to cheat.
Is friends with a teacher called Lupin, who is actually a werewolf teacher who attacks children. In the book ‘prisoner of azkaban’ he actually attacks Harry himself, as well as his friends Hermoiney and Ronald.
His Godfather Sirius Black is a violent criminal and murderer who is in prison. We first meet him in the book ‘Prisoner of azkaban’, where he has escaped from jail. He goes on to try and murder a man known as Peter Pettigrew. When Sirius is finally caught, Harry helps him to escape from jail again. Several people die.
Harry robs a bank. In ‘Deathy Hallows’ Harry, Ronald and Hermoiney stage robbery from a bank known as Gringots, they unleash a dragon. More people die.
He also frees a violent animal known as a hypogriff, who is meant to be sentenced to death for attacking another student.
In ‘Chamber of Secrets‘ Harry flies into a rage, and casts a spell on his Aunt, making her blow up. She dies.
In 'Order of the Phoenix' Harry Potter and Hermoiney lour headmistress of Hogwarts school into a forest, where she is attacked by a giant and centaurs. She is lucky to survive.
In 'Deathly Hallows' Hermione Granger puts a curse on her own parents so they believe she never existed, she wipes their momories so they don’t even know who they are anymore, then she sends them to Australia, the Hellhole of the Earth, to forget her forever. This is sick!
Harry has an unhealthy relationship with his headmaster, Dumbledore, who gives him 'private lessons', and takes him to bars outwith school hours. He is obviously grooming him for homosexual sex. We were glad to find out Dumbledore dies in book 'Half-Blood Prince', before the abuse continued.
We find out later in 'Deathly Hallows' that Headmaster Dumbledore, Harry's hero, is responsible for his own sisters murder.

You've twisted the story. Everything there is wrong. Let me clarify.

In chamber of secrets, the villian Voldemort is the one possessing everyone, the one everyone (yes including Harry) is trying so hard to stop from hurting any more people. Voldemort killed Harry's parents and cursed him when he was just a baby. :/

His aunt had it coming, making bad comments about Harry's dad who died protecting him and his mom.

That thing in the chamber wasn't a snake, it was a basilik I think, a very dangerous creature trying to eat him. Self defense.

That book was a holcroux containing a fragment of Voldemort's soul, no wonder it possessed people.

Harry didn't know that Lupin was a werewolf until the end, and he manages to control himself to fight against the evil people.

Harry just used the book he was given in class, not his fault that someone wrote better notes all over it, as they WERE supposed to follow the book to make a potion, and it's rather hard to read what's crossed out.

Harry was being possessed by Voldemort into controlling snakes and was given horrible nightmares by him.

Should Hermoine have left her parents' memory, they would have been killed by Voldemort. She didn't want her parents to die. Noble.

Should he not listen to authority, people would die. The Ministry claims Voldemort isn't returning, when he is and is killing more people.

He feels affection towards a girl. He has hormones. Sue him. Stop saying human emotions are "evil".

Draco is a Death Eater, he works for Voldemort now and Harry has every reason to attack him, as his relatives are Death Eaters that have killed many innocent people, and Draco was cofronting and trying to kill Harry first.

That poor hypogriff(sp?) was being antagonized by (guess who?) DRACO and being the creature it is, it felt threatened and attacked. Who's fault is it if someone irritates a bear and gets attacked, the person or the bear?

They had a mission to do to save people when they robbed the bank, and needed the dragon to fight the villains they encountered later...

Peter Pettigrew is also a Death Eater who's killed many more people that Sirius. If anything, Sirius was trying to stop him from doing more harm. In fact, it was Pettigrew's fault that Voldemort was revived in the first place.

The creepy headmaster that tried to get Dumbledore arrested was trying to undermind every way for the students of Hogwarts to defend themselves against the dark arts. She cursed Harry, carving letters into his flesh with magic. Am I the only one noticing Harry is getting abused, and not the other way around?

Dumbledore has the wisdom of many years of experience, and he knew Harry was going to save the wizard world from the evils of Voldemort. He tried to train Harry further to fight him.

Dumbledore made a mistake. We all do sometimes.

Bottom line:
Voldemort is the evil thing killing people, cursing people, etc. He ruins peoples' lives and tries to get control over the wizard world to then kill all the muggles (humans) or enslave them.
Everyone else is trying to fight him and save the people of the world so that they can all live in peace.

Voldemort- Bad. The antagonist of the story.
Harry and his friends- Good. The protagonist of the story.

[Captain_Asshat]

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He didn't make her explode. She just inflated like a blimp and flew off into the sky...
LOL xD It was sooo funny.

Oh ok. Sorry, I haven't read any of the books as my Pastor told me if I do they might give me AIDS. But from the way you put it, I guess that's ok then. He made his Aunt inflate to a blimp, and fly off into the sky. No doubt she was pecked to death by birds or was hit by a plane, or floated into the atmosphere, and burned up. I guess that's better that being made to explode.

Here are some other FACTS on what Happy Potter and his evil Satanic friends get up to in the books. While I haven't read the books, this is what my neighbor Mrs Johnson told me, and she IS an expert on Potter. Tell me if any of these FACTS are untrue -

Before Harry’s even in Hogswart School, he gets a snake to viciously attack his cousin, using mind control.
Possession. Ginny Weasley is possessed in second book '..chamber of secrets'
Harry Potter is possessed in '...Order of the Phoenix'
Cruelty to animals. Potter kills a snake in 'Chamber of Secrets'
Harry Potter and friends crash a car while joyriding in 'Chamber of Secrets', leading to many children thinking automobile-theft is acceptable.
Harry has thoughts of violent nature. In the book ‘Order of pheonix’ he has dreams of his best friend’s father being attacked by a snakes. Then when his best friends father IS attacked by a snake, we find out that Harry was controlling the snake.
Has thoughts of a perverse and immoral nature about a chink named Cho Chin.
Attacks Drako Malfoy on several occasions, one time cursing him so badly, in the book ‘Halfblood prince’, that he almost dies.
Dispises grown-ups and authority.
Harry cheats constantly at exams. Has Harmoiny do most of his school work for him. In ‘Halfblood Prince’ he uses a magical book to cheat.
Is friends with a teacher called Lupin, who is actually a werewolf teacher who attacks children. In the book ‘prisoner of azkaban’ he actually attacks Harry himself, as well as his friends Hermoiney and Ronald.
His Godfather Sirius Black is a violent criminal and murderer who is in prison. We first meet him in the book ‘Prisoner of azkaban’, where he has escaped from jail. He goes on to try and murder a man known as Peter Pettigrew. When Sirius is finally caught, Harry helps him to escape from jail again. Several people die.
Harry robs a bank. In ‘Deathy Hallows’ Harry, Ronald and Hermoiney stage robbery from a bank known as Gringots, they unleash a dragon. More people die.
He also frees a violent animal known as a hypogriff, who is meant to be sentenced to death for attacking another student.
In ‘Chamber of Secrets‘ Harry flies into a rage, and casts a spell on his Aunt, making her blow up. She dies.
In 'Order of the Phoenix' Harry Potter and Hermoiney lour headmistress of Hogwarts school into a forest, where she is attacked by a giant and centaurs. She is lucky to survive.
In 'Deathly Hallows' Hermione Granger puts a curse on her own parents so they believe she never existed, she wipes their momories so they don’t even know who they are anymore, then she sends them to Australia, the Hellhole of the Earth, to forget her forever. This is sick!
Harry has an unhealthy relationship with his headmaster, Dumbledore, who gives him 'private lessons', and takes him to bars outwith school hours. He is obviously grooming him for homosexual sex. We were glad to find out Dumbledore dies in book 'Half-Blood Prince', before the abuse continued.
We find out later in 'Deathly Hallows' that Headmaster Dumbledore, Harry's hero, is responsible for his own sisters murder.

[The Saint]

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Just like I thought. You haven't really put much thought into it. How about we decide upon a way to determine who to love and who to hate? I'm going to pick my Holy Bible. It has plenty of time-tested rules that tell me how to decide who is my friend and who is my enemy.

As far as the neighbors go, I don't love all of them. Some of them really piss me off. The word 'hate' has crossed my mind before.

You don't get to pick who your neighbor is. It's just some stranger with enough money to qualify for a loan. Just so that I can understand, again, how am I supposed to know whom to love?

You have some valid points. Some neighbors are downright frustrating. But it counts to try first, right...?
And I think you can trust the Bible, or your instincts, either way, you can't know until you try.
And I'm not one to think about things quickly, I admit...

[Nobar King]

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Just like I thought. You haven't really put much thought into it. How about we decide upon a way to determine who to love and who to hate? I'm going to pick my Holy Bible. It has plenty of time-tested rules that tell me how to decide who is my friend and who is my enemy.

As far as the neighbors go, I don't love all of them. Some of them really piss me off. The word 'hate' has crossed my mind before.

You don't get to pick who your neighbor is. It's just some stranger with enough money to qualify for a loan. Just so that I can understand, again, how am I supposed to know whom to love?

[The Saint]

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How do I choose?
I choose by seeing who is dangerous. I don't love murderers, or animal abusers. Or pedophiles/rapists.

Or should I say, I don't love what they DO... hmm...
Life is a neverending mystery.

[The Saint]

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Sorry, I didn't understand. You introduced yourself as a love-thy-neighbor type so I assumed that you love everyone, but in reality you only love some people, is that right? How do you choose whom to love?

How do I choose?
I choose by seeing who is dangerous. I don't love murderers, or animal abusers. Or pedophiles/rapists.

[Nobar King]

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Sorry, I didn't understand. You introduced yourself as a love-thy-neighbor type so I assumed that you love everyone, but in reality you only love some people, is that right? How do you choose whom to love?