[Master Gordon]

Re: I'm new?

Color? Every color. It comes in all shapes or forms and finds the perfect way, whether it be physical or sheer disappointment, to bite you in the butt. (or face, arm, etc.) I've seen people with nasty scars from it... -shudder-
OR it's good and is a reward from doing the right thing.

Either way, it's scaaaaary...

Do you like watching movies about gladiators?

Luke 12:35 Let your loins be girded about, and your lights burning;

Luke 12:37 Blessed are those servants, whom the lord when he cometh shall find watching: verily I say unto you, that he shall gird himself, and make them to sit down to meat, and will come forth and serve them.

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

Well that explains everything! You know, if you had told us this in the first place it would have saved us a lot of time! When you're taught that it's "okay" to pray to idols, Mary, and saints, it messes with your mind and makes you confused! There's a reason the papist "church" resisted the idea of a Bible that anyone could read.


All civilizations can be traced back to Noah and his family. Joos are as old as Hamites who are as old as pure whites. And the thing about joos? They're Asian, and are in the Bible.

What happened to Adam and Eve?
Yes, the flood happened, so there's that...
But what of the Tower of Babble?
and none of those scriptures that the man above you wrote say that the Earth is actually flat. If it was completely flat, we wouldn't even have mountains. Furthermore, I had an entire argument on how Mary is indeed a virgin.
What about the Chinese? Japanese? Korean? Indian? Did they not exist at that time? Because the Buddhist/Hinduism religions were around far before Christianity. But no one seems to want to acknowledge that.
I think if the only thing you get knowledge from is the Bible, you're at a bit of a disadvantage. I'm not saying it's bad and you shouldn't read it, I'm saying you should read other things too. Learn something. Knowledge is power.
I think I'm done wasting breath on those with the brain of a goldfish CRACKER. (You've gone from animal to flavored hollow cracker... Yep.)

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I'm new?

I'm Catholic.

Well that explains everything! You know, if you had told us this in the first place it would have saved us a lot of time! When you're taught that it's "okay" to pray to idols, Mary, and saints, it messes with your mind and makes you confused! There's a reason the papist "church" resisted the idea of a Bible that anyone could read.

If the Bible tells you everything, why is there no recollection of Asian people, the oldest and most important civilizations on the planet?

All civilizations can be traced back to Noah and his family. Joos are as old as Hamites who are as old as pure whites. And the thing about joos? They're Asian, and are in the Bible.

[Levi Jones]

Re: I'm new?

I'm Catholic.

So you aren't a Christian. At least we cleared that up.

And karma is something I've seen with my own eyes, so I know for a fact it exists. And it sucks most of the time.

Karma is a hindaloo cow worshipers' concept.

If the Bible tells you everything, why is there no recollection of Asian people, the oldest and most important civilizations on the planet?

Older than Mesopotamian culture? I think not. Also, you don't believe that everyone is descended from Noah?

What are you going to say next? You don't believe that Jesus was born of a virgin, died and came back to life after three days?

If you say it's because skin color doesn't matter, then why are people saying on this forum that black people are slaves?
Stop contradicting yourselves.

Read up on the Curse of Ham. I know it's difficult for you catholics to actually read the Bible, but people laid down their lives for over 1000 years just for the right to be able to read it for themselves. Please don't give up that gift.

PS the world isn't flat either... I don't know WHAT makes you think that it is...

Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven;

Psalm 136:6 To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy endureth for ever.

Isaiah 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

Isaiah 44:24 Thus saith the LORD, thy redeemer, and he that formed thee from the womb, I am the LORD that maketh all things; that stretcheth forth the heavens alone; that spreadeth abroad the earth by myself;

Daniel 4:10-11 Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.
The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:

Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

What color does it have?

Color? Every color. It comes in all shapes or forms and finds the perfect way, whether it be physical or sheer disappointment, to bite you in the butt. (or face, arm, etc.) I've seen people with nasty scars from it... -shudder-
OR it's good and is a reward from doing the right thing.

Either way, it's scaaaaary...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I'm new?

And karma is something I've seen with my own eyes, so I know for a fact it exists.

What color does it have?

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

Show me where karma is in the Bible.



You claim to be a Christian, yet you espouse evolution. Why do you hate the Ten Commandments so much?

Exodus 20:1-17 1And God spake all these words, saying,
2I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
6And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
7Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
8Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
10But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
11For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
12Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
13Thou shalt not kill.
14Thou shalt not commit adultery.
15Thou shalt not steal.
16Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
17Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

I'm Catholic. And karma is something I've seen with my own eyes, so I know for a fact it exists. And it sucks most of the time.

If the Bible tells you everything, why is there no recollection of Asian people, the oldest and most important civilizations on the planet?
If you say it's because skin color doesn't matter, then why are people saying on this forum that black people are slaves?
Stop contradicting yourselves.

I can't believe that you people are seriously denying skulls that show the EVOLUTION of an ape to a man.
I never said I hated the Ten Commandments.
It's common sense. Evolution exists. There are some things that make sense in science, others that don't, just like religion.
I believe in Adam and Eve. (heh, I rhymed.) But I also believe in evolution. I have my theories.
Like, wow. -facepalm-
PS the world isn't flat either... I don't know WHAT makes you think that it is...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I'm new?

And karma is nasty

I've read my Bible cover to cover and not once does the word "karma" make an appearance. This is a CHRISTIAN forum, friend.

Of course I can't use money making resources, hello. I need permission to do that.
But I CAN say what I want to people. Don't have to make an expensive book out of it.
Duh.
Yeah, I wouldn't expect to be able to use someone's PROPERTY. You make even less sense. Why oh why, would freedom of speech involve using someone else's licensed equipment??
And you say I'M the "retarded"?
Pft.
Furthermore, your forum shouldn't be open to anyone who has access to GOOGLE if it's such a private forum.
Fail...

It appears this is still lost on you. We pay for a license to use the forum software and we pay for bandwidth. That makes this forum our property. When you post, that means we are paying for you to have a soapbox. Being filled with the generosity of Christ, we allow you to post here and consume our bandwidth, but it is also reasonable for us to put limits on what you can say using that bandwidth that we are paying for.
Most first graders would understand this, which is why I suspect you're a retarded.

[Levi Jones]

Re: I'm new?

You ask me if I'm "a retarded".
Does grammar mean nothing here?
It is retard. Not retardeds. And karma is nasty, I wouldn't go making fun of them or anything if I were you.

Show me where karma is in the Bible.

I already found Christ, thank you very much. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to continue living in 2011 and not 1650. (This means that I'm going to be a bit laid back and easygoing.)These days, we can listen to the word of God AND follow our own instincts, we have millions of bucketloads of proof for things like evolution and history, and also evidence of religious things, and as science is missing some pieces to universal creation theory, so is religion. You can't explain everything.

You claim to be a Christian, yet you espouse evolution. Why do you hate God's Ten Commandments so much?

Exodus 20:1-17 1And God spake all these words, saying,
2I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
6And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
7Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
8Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
10But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
11For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
12Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
13Thou shalt not kill.
14Thou shalt not commit adultery.
15Thou shalt not steal.
16Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
17Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

"Kids would like going to school more if they weren't forced to learn!" See how ridiculous your "argument" is?

You are most definitely are a retarded who is making the most common retarded mistake when it comes to the Constitution and free speech. In America, we do have free speech. However, that doesn't mean you can go to Harper Collins and use their printing presses to make your own books. You can't go to Fox News and use their cameras and airwaves to make your own show.
Free speech in America means that Congress can not abridge your right to speak, it does NOT mean that private individuals are forced to spend their own money (in this case, our forum and bandwidth) to let you spew whatever Godless gibberish you want.

Actually, that's true. I love to learn. But not random crap that I couldn't care less for in school. Who cares about math?? Be honest now.
I prefer searching the web for mythology, fantasy, history, science, random things. And guess what? I'm pretty smart compared to the average students at school. School in general is absolutely useless. If I wanted to know about Huang Di, I'd look it up myself.

And I am going to say what I want here, so long as it makes sense to me(although there's a 99.99999999% chance that to you won't so... Yeah).
Of course I can't use money making resources, hello. I need permission to do that.
But I CAN say what I want to people. Don't have to make an expensive book out of it.
Duh.
Yeah, I wouldn't expect to be able to use someone's PROPERTY. You make even less sense. Why oh why, would freedom of speech involve using someone else's licensed equipment??
And you say I'M the "retarded"?
Pft.
Furthermore, your forum shouldn't be open to anyone who has access to GOOGLE if it's such a private forum.
Fail...

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

I didn't say it was the only emoticon we have, just that's it's the only one you should be paying attention to. Are you a retarded, friend?


No, the Bible is not an emoticon. But that emoticon depicts a Bible. If you are unable to grasp these subtleties, I will try to take that into account (thanks to being full of Christian love, I am willing to reach out to retardeds and speak down to their level so that they might find Christ too).

You ask me if I'm "a retarded".
Does grammar mean nothing here?
It is retard. Not retardeds. And karma is nasty, I wouldn't go making fun of them or anything if I were you.

I already found Christ, thank you very much. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to continue living in 2011 and not 1650. (This means that I'm going to be a bit laid back and easygoing.)These days, we can listen to the word of God AND follow our own instincts, we have millions of bucketloads of proof for things like evolution and history, and also evidence of religious things, and as science is missing some pieces to universal creation theory, so is religion. You can't explain everything.

This site, lemme tell ya, is full of denial.

Stop giving infractions for things that make absolutely no sense. It's like spanking a child for looking at an assignment on the board in class.
-facepalm-

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I'm new?

It's people trying to shove the Bible down everyone's throat that's causing less and less people to go to church

"Kids would like going to school more if they weren't forced to learn!" See how ridiculous your "argument" is?

One minute I see a True Christian saying how America has free speech and they can say what they want, the next minute they go on about how this is a private forum. MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

You are most definitely are a retarded who is making the most common retarded mistake when it comes to the Constitution and free speech. In America, we do have free speech. However, that doesn't mean you can go to Harper Collins and use their printing presses to make your own books. You can't go to Fox News and use their cameras and airwaves to make your own show.
Free speech in America means that Congress can not abridge your right to speak, it does NOT mean that private individuals are forced to spend their own money (in this case, our forum and bandwidth) to let you spew whatever Godless gibberish you want.

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

I am simply amazed at how lovingly patient Sister MM is with you. Her tolerance of your mouthing off to her stretches earthly limits. Are you related to her by any chance? To my knowledge I have never seen Sister MM use as many words with Unsaved Trash as she used with you. She is a woman, a True Christian™ of very few words and unfathomable depth.

Most Unsaved Trash rarely fare so well, when they disrespect True Christians™ at Landover Baptist Church. Count your blessings. And were I you, I would follow the advice of Sister Mary Maria and start reading the 1611 King James Bible.

-.-;; Stretched earthly limits? Mhmm...
Ahem... It's people trying to shove the Bible down everyone's throat that's causing less and less people to go to church, didya know? It's probably why kids stray from religion nowadays... I say if they want to read it, let them.

Okay that's cool. Frankly, I'm just bringing up what people like to completely disregard in their arguments.

I mean really? One minute I see a True Christian saying how America has free speech and they can say what they want, the next minute they go on about how this is a private forum. MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I'm new?

^Then what is all this?

I didn't say it was the only emoticon we have, just that's it's the only one you should be paying attention to. Are you a retarded, friend?

And the Bible is not an emoticon.

No, the Bible is not an emoticon. But that emoticon depicts a Bible. If you are unable to grasp these subtleties, I will try to take that into account (thanks to being full of Christian love, I am willing to reach out to retardeds and speak down to their level so that they might find Christ too).

[Bible Student]

Re: I'm new?

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
There's only one emoticon that you should be paying attention to...

^Then what is all this? A ninja? lol.
And the Bible is not an emoticon.
-Continues writing my novel-

I am simply amazed at how lovingly patient Sister MM is with you. Her tolerance of your mouthing off to her stretches earthly limits. Are you related to her by any chance? To my knowledge I have never seen Sister MM use as many words with Unsaved Trash as she used with you. She is a woman, a True Christian(tm) of very few words and unfathomable depth.

Most Unsaved Trash rarely fare so well, when they disrespect True Christians(tm) at Landover Baptist Church. Count your blessings. And were I you, I would follow the advice of Sister Mary Maria and start reading the 1611 King James Bible.