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  • OurSavior
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2011
    • 6
    #1

    Hello friends!

    First of all I'd like to tell you that I am very happy to have found this forum! I look forward to getting to know some more people that, like me, has accepted the only true way to salvation.

    I have been a true christian since 2005. Before that I was part of the Episcopal Church, but as time passed I became more and more disgusted by their twisted beliefs. I am still ashamed of ever being associated with them.

    The quote in my signature is my favorite one, and I find its meaning both true and beautiful.

    So once again, hello and I'm glad to be here!
    Psalm 106:3
    Blessed are they that keep judgment, And he that doeth righteousness at all times.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457
      #2
      Re: Hello friends!

      How many sons have you bore from your husbands seed for Jesus?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • OurSavior
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2011
          • 6
          #3
          Re: Hello friends!

          It seems like I forgot to mention that I am male.
          Psalm 106:3
          Blessed are they that keep judgment, And he that doeth righteousness at all times.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Hello friends!

              Originally posted by OurSavior View Post
              It seems like I forgot to mention that I am male.
              Did you husband forget that too?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • WinnerNotSinner
                  Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 951
                  #5
                  Re: Hello friends!

                  Hello, welcome to our friendly forum, sweetheart. How long have you been married for? What are your sons names?

                  What pies does your husband like to eat?

                  If you want to kill some time whilst doing the housework, I recommend dedicating more time to reading your KJV. Although my wife works 12 hour shifts week days keeping the house and schooling the children, I still make sure she fits in her 5 hours of Bible study. So should you.
                  6
                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                    • OurSavior
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 6
                      #6
                      Re: Hello friends!

                      I don't get it.

                      Meh, this was no fun.
                      Psalm 106:3
                      Blessed are they that keep judgment, And he that doeth righteousness at all times.

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                        • WinnerNotSinner
                          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 951
                          #7
                          Re: Hello friends!

                          Originally posted by OurSavior View Post
                          I don't get it.

                          Meh, this was no fun.
                          What do you not understand?
                          6
                          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                            • Godsgrace
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 228
                              #8
                              Re: Hello friends!

                              I'm curious, what twisted beliefs turned you from the Episcopal church? They have many...

                              Do you own a King James Bible?
                              sigpic
                              Psalm 109:8
                              Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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                                • The Tolerant Allan_legarth
                                  Unsaved trash, Swiss hatemonger
                                  • Feb 2011
                                  • 8
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello friends!

                                  Imagine it takes an atheist to defend one true christian from others true christians....

                                  OurSavior is one of you, he found the true religion and joins this forum, by telling who he is and telling his favorite Bible verse.

                                  And suddenly, for no reason (christians doesn't need reason, I forgot) you all mock him and attacks him, and display him as a homosexual or a woman.

                                  What did he do to deserve this? He want to be a part of this forum your way.....?

                                  I like to piffle, I like to eat bacon, I like to drink beer and wine, I like to smoke weed, I like to jerk off! I like to watch porn, I like to fart in public, I like to make jokes about dissabled people, I like to make fun of religions, I like sleeping in church, I like Denmark, I like to have fun like there's no tomorrow. AND! I can't wait to get to Hell, where all the fun happens!

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                                    • Godsgrace
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Dec 2010
                                      • 228
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello friends!

                                      Originally posted by The Tolerant Allan_legarth View Post
                                      Imagine it takes an atheist to defend one true christian from others true christians....

                                      OurSavior is one of you, he found the true religion and joins this forum, by telling who he is and telling his favorite Bible verse.

                                      And suddenly, for no reason (christians doesn't need reason, I forgot) you all mock him and attacks him, and display him as a homosexual or a woman.

                                      What did he do to deserve this? He want to be a part of this forum your way.....?

                                      Can anyone decipher this Swiss guy's post? I think it's written in Romansh...
                                      sigpic
                                      Psalm 109:8
                                      Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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                                        • loveforchrist
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Jan 2011
                                          • 138
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello friends!

                                          Originally posted by Godsgrace View Post
                                          Can anyone decipher this Swiss guy's post? I think it's written in Romansh...
                                          I'll have a crack at it....

                                          Okay, so I have used multiple online phrase books and I came to this rough translation...

                                          "Hello all, I am a homosexual and there is nothing I love more than Satan and public nudity.

                                          Please throw large rocks and me and then spit on my body.

                                          I hope you all have fun in heaven (all the True Christians anyway) while I burn in hell forever.

                                          Should I jump off a building? My father says I should ....?"
                                          My guide to beating children!
                                          New to converting sinners? Read this!
                                          ATTENTION SINNERS! Read this before it's too late!

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                                            • The Tolerant Allan_legarth
                                              Unsaved trash, Swiss hatemonger
                                              • Feb 2011
                                              • 8
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello friends!

                                              Originally posted by loveforchrist View Post
                                              I'll have a crack at it....

                                              Okay, so I have used multiple online phrase books and I came to this rough translation...

                                              "Hello all, I am a homosexual and there is nothing I love more than Satan and public nudity.

                                              Please throw large rocks and me and then spit on my body.

                                              I hope you all have fun in heaven (all the True Christians anyway) while I burn in hell forever.

                                              Should I jump off a building? My father says I should ....?"

                                              Uuuhh you make me so mad you guys, you ruined my day
                                              I like to piffle, I like to eat bacon, I like to drink beer and wine, I like to smoke weed, I like to jerk off! I like to watch porn, I like to fart in public, I like to make jokes about dissabled people, I like to make fun of religions, I like sleeping in church, I like Denmark, I like to have fun like there's no tomorrow. AND! I can't wait to get to Hell, where all the fun happens!

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