Yo.

[Sessilu]

Yo' peepz, what's happenin'. ?

I'm an alpha-male directly from the exotic, freakin' fantastic lands of Portugal, yeah.

I came here, since Portugal's been gettin' preeeeeety~ popular with this forum and all of that shiz, at least, that's what my homies down the neighborhood. But I just recently moved to North America.

I believe in Jesus and God 'n' stuff, but I have a question to you all my dear recent-friends.

Where's god's face?
Like..Like..I see his son like, EVERYWHERE, but his dad's non-existant, someone mind tellin' me what's up with 'dat?

P.S Please, dudes, don't go LORD and CASTRATION and BAN on my rectum 'cuz of my language, I am not a nigra, I just find writing like this quite amusing, 'n' stuff.

P.S2: I also have 'sum stories to share with you guys, if you don't mind.
It was all on this day, like very weird, y'know? Rainin' hard and stuff, lightning and everything.
I was walkin' down the street, then I see these 3 guys, one with a bat, I think, and the other holding a wounded man.
Then as I got near, those guys looked at me, and by god! Some dog barked like: Bark!Bark!; and I almost sh*t ma' pants, seriously..
I then hear some screams, as I started to run further and further away from 'da crimescene, and I reach home and told this to my mom.
She got scared, and said: " You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air".
I begged and pleaded with her the other day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket, I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it!
First class: "Yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of bel-air livin' like? Hmm.. this might be alright!"
"I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'fresh' and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
but I thought: " Now forget it, yo holmes to bel-air!"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby: "yo, holmes smell ya' later".
I Looked at my kingdom and I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Weird uh?

P.S3: "Jesus appeared in my dream, and told me to do a 'barrel roll'

Haha, anyone one of you peepz mind tellin' me what the darnation is that!? So I can do it and follow his orders for salvation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yo.

Yo' peepz, what's happenin'. ?
Haha, anyone one of you peepz mind tellin' me what the darnation is that!? So I can do it and follow his orders for salvation.

Speak American, you filthy garlic-eating dago. No one can make heads or tails out of that gibberish.

I assume you worship mary like everyone else in Godless spain?

[Sessilu]

Re: Yo.

Speak American, you filthy garlic-eating dago. No one can make heads or tails out of that gibberish.

I assume you worship mary like everyone else in Godless spain?

Naw dude, I worship Jesus and God, they're cool.

Sorry 'bout my engrish there, it's just an impulse I can't quite control.

So, wha'chu guys up to in this forum? It looks nice in some parts 'n' stuff.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Yo.

Oh my. Can anyone else understand a word of that intro? I sure don't.

[Sessilu]

Re: Yo.

Oh my. Can anyone else understand a word of that intro? I sure don't.

*Yawn*.

Oh please woman, I'm pretty sure you understanded, you're just being sarcastic and tryin' to crack a few laughs here and there, haha, no.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Yo.

*Yawn*.

Oh please woman, I'm pretty sure you understanded, you're just being sarcastic and tryin' to crack a few laughs here and there, haha, no.

I beg your pardon, sugar? That intro read like it was written by someone who done smoked something they shouldn't have. I don't know if y'all pride yourself on speaking drugged-people talk, but I sure don't.

Are y'all interested in being saved, or are you just here to mock Jesus?

[Sessilu]

Re: Yo.

I beg your pardon, sugar? That intro read like it was written by someone who done smoked something they shouldn't have. I don't know if y'all pride yourself on speaking drugged-people talk, but I sure don't.

Are y'all interested in being saved, or are you just here to mock Jesus?

Haha, I'll drop the 'drugged-people' talk then, Miss Maisie.

*Ahem*
First of all, let me congratulate you on something, your certainly nicer then most people around here.

Second, mocking jesus? Hahaha, god forbid me if I did, I couldn't care less if I mocked him or not, being here doesn't imply in my salvation, for I assure you all, I'm already saved, not by Jesus, not by God, not by you (Not you, I meant 'you' as in plural), but by myself.

I joined this forum on the simple thought of discovering how do you all think of the outside world. Yes, the outside world, most people here are so enclosed with their ideas and beliefs that their frozen in time.

Good day though, Miss Maisie.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Yo.

Well, sugar, thankyou for talking like a sane person. Mayhap the Lord led you here for a reason. Perhaps you can be saved, and no matter what you think, honey, only Jesus can save you from the flame-pit. No one else. Not Buddha, Vishnu, Apollo, Poseidon, Ganesh, Mary, Allah, Mohammed, Crowley or any of the false prophets. Only Jesus can save you! All other beliefs, that is to say, false beliefs, will see you in hell!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Yo.

My nephew speaks ghetto, so maybe I can help figure it out. This is what I believe is an accurate translation.

Yo' peepz, what's happenin'. ?

"Hello friends, and how are you?"

I'm an alpha-male directly from the exotic, freakin' fantastic lands of Portugal, yeah.

"I'm a prideful man from the godless land of debauchery, Portgual. Indeed."

I came here, since Portugal's been gettin' preeeeeety~ popular with this forum and all of that shiz, at least, that's what my homies down the neighborhood. But I just recently moved to North America.

"I decided to visit your forum because my friends and neighbors have told me it is quite popular. I am new to my neighborhood, as I have just immigrated from Portugal."

I believe in Jesus and God 'n' stuff, but I have a question to you all my dear recent-friends.

"I am a False Christian and would like to ask you something."

Where's god's face?
Like..Like..I see his son like, EVERYWHERE, but his dad's non-existant, someone mind tellin' me what's up with 'dat?

"Why do we see no portraits or images of God Himself? I have seen many of His Son, Jesus Christ. This is something I can not comprehend."

P.S Please, dudes, don't go LORD and CASTRATION and BAN on my rectum 'cuz of my language, I am not a nigra, I just find writing like this quite amusing, 'n' stuff.

"EDIT: Please, friends, I beg of you. Do not turn me away. The reason I write this way is because I attended public school and think I am a Colored. I find humor in it and for some reason that you might find humor in it as well."

P.S2: I also have 'sum stories to share with you guys, if you don't mind.
It was all on this day, like very weird, y'know? Rainin' hard and stuff, lightning and everything.
I was walkin' down the street, then I see these 3 guys, one with a bat, I think, and the other holding a wounded man.
Then as I got near, those guys looked at me, and by god! Some dog barked like: Bark!Bark!; and I almost sh*t ma' pants, seriously..
I then hear some screams, as I started to run further and further away from 'da crimescene, and I reach home and told this to my mom.
She got scared, and said: " You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air".
I begged and pleaded with her the other day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket, I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it!
First class: "Yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of bel-air livin' like? Hmm.. this might be alright!"
"I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'fresh' and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
but I thought: " Now forget it, yo holmes to bel-air!"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby: "yo, holmes smell ya' later".
I Looked at my kingdom and I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Weird uh?

P.S3: "Jesus appeared in my dream, and told me to do a 'barrel roll'

Haha, anyone one of you peepz mind tellin' me what the darnation is that!? So I can do it and follow his orders for salvation.

"I am from 4chan or some other juvenile hellhole of the internet."



I hope this helps everyone. If I have made any mistakes in translation, please correct me.

[Sessilu]

Re: Yo.

Well, sugar, thankyou for talking like a sane person. Mayhap the Lord led you here for a reason. Perhaps you can be saved, and no matter what you think, honey, only Jesus can save you from the flame-pit. No one else. Not Buddha, Vishnu, Apollo, Poseidon, Ganesh, Mary, Allah, Mohammed, Crowley or any of the false prophets. Only Jesus can save you! All other beliefs, that is to say, false beliefs, will see you in hell!

*Sigh*

Let's set some things straight, I don't believe in the Lord, nor do I believe in bretheren, science has shown me how we were created, and how it all began, since then, I stopped having 'beliefs'.
Wich I don't have any, as a matter of fact.

Plus, a flame-pit? In what exact flame-pit am I wonderin' in? I'm curious to know. Is earth the flame-pit I walk on? I don't think so.

[Sessilu]

Re: Yo.

Oh, and VictoryOS, yes, you do have some mistakes, first of all, it's Portugal, haha.

Second, you WISH I attended public school, you wish. Plus, I'm not colored, haha, funny, you can't even mention black, maybe you're shy? Naw, you're probably either educated or mind-closed.

Also, ghetto talk? Oh please, continue, you're amusing me, you really are.
Have you all not noticed? That was all but a mere 'way' of luring your chained souls down here.

What you're reading now, is but one of my many personalities, continue on then, I'm liking this discussion.

[Sessilu]

Re: Yo.

Guys, have you forgotten about me?...




Guys?...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yo.

Guys, have you forgotten about me?...




Guys?...

We are here to praise God, not clown around. If you expect us to waste our time on an unsaved clown, think again.

[Little Miss Sara]

Re: Yo.

Go back to /b/. :/

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yo.

Go back to /b/. :/

Miss Sara, what does this code mean? Some sort of demonspeak?

We usually give infractions for posting such things on our Godly forum, but i'll let you off with a warning this time.