Hello everybody

[AngelaT]

My name is Angela, I'm 20 years old and live in a little place in West Australia I'm sure you've never heard of, called Manjimup. I work in a fruit cannery, pretty boring but it pays the rent.

My favourite Bible verse is Mark 10:15, the one in my sig. I like it because I believe too many people try to analyse things too much, when what you need to do is believe.

[Levi Jones]

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Hello and welcome, Angela. What church does your husband or father take you to?

[AngelaT]

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Oh, great start. I thought I'd put my signature in the profile. Sorry.

[AngelaT]

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Hello and welcome, Angela. What church does your husband or father take you to?

Good afternoon Pastor Levi. I go to Manjimup Baptist Church. I don't have a husband yet, and as for my father...Well, it's not a nice story, but I can't expect you to accept me if I don't tell the truth. So here goes.

I grew up in South Australia and my parents are catholic. When I was 16 I went on a church camp and one of the priests seduced me (just my luck to meet one that likes girls). Anyway, I got pregnant. When I told my parents they wouldn't believe it was the priest. They called me a whore and made me have an abortion - hypocrisy, much? It messed up my insides and now I can't have kids. As soon as I got some money together I moved over here to WA.

[Cursed]

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I grew up in South Australia and my parents are catholic. When I was 16 I went on a church camp and one of the priests seduced me (just my luck to meet one that likes girls). Anyway, I got pregnant. When I told my parents they wouldn't believe it was the priest. They called me a whore and made me have an abortion - hypocrisy, much? It messed up my insides and now I can't have kids. As soon as I got some money together I moved over here to WA.

If only you had gone to Landover Baptist camp, you wouldn't be in this situation!

God has ordained that you are to suffer in life, like me. It's all downhill from here, just accept it.

I know this may seem cruel, but I was hopeful at your age for a bright future, and I wish someone had told me the truth then so I wouldn't be so disappointed and hurt now.

Get used to the fact that every year from this point on will be a little worse than the year before. If your immortal soul can be saved, you can enjoy yourself in Heaven forever! So you've got that going for you.

But here on earth? Doomed. It's kind of sad, but you can still have brief moments of joy by hanging around God's Blessed People, Landover Baptists! I call it "trickle down happy."

[AngelaT]

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Excuse me for asking, but why do you call yourself "Cursed"? I just looked at all those awards you have, and it says you're a True Christian™, so how can you be cursed?

[Levi Jones]

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Excuse me for asking, but why do you call yourself "Cursed"? I just looked at all those awards you have, and it says you're a True Christian™, so how can you be cursed?

It's a truly inspiring tale of redemption and God's love.

[Cursed]

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Excuse me for asking, but why do you call yourself "Cursed"? I just looked at all those awards you have, and it says you're a True Christian™, so how can you be cursed?

I am ecstatic you responded so kindly, Ms. Angela! I have no friends, and this forum is the only time I get to interact with people; mostly they mock and argue with me, but it's better than nothing! My life is so pathetic that this is the high point of my day!

I call myself Cursed because I am accursed by God, as are you, apparently. I share your Catholic upbringing; what a freak show that was, right? At least you got to wait until you were 16 before you were violated. Lucky, lucky you!

There are many reasons one can be accursed as described in the Holy Bible. I'm sure a proper True Christian Pastor would know of more appropriate scriptures; I am a bit of a simpleton, I'll give it my best shot.

I've got a lot of curses, so we'll make a list.

1. I am burdened with the Curse of Canaan (Genesis 9:25) because of my befouled mongrel blood; I must be the servant for other servants, that's how bad that is. It ain't easy being me.

2. I am cursed for cursing God (Leviticus 24:15), which I have done many times in my miserable life. I couldn't help it; that's the worst thing about curses, they snowball. It's really all my own fault though, can't blame GOD!

3. I am cursed for having a statuette of Buddha in my home for many years. As clearly stated in Deuteronomy 7:26, bringing graven images of other gods in your home will make you accursed. I didn't even know at the time! They should really put a warning on the bottom of Buddha statues, I thought it was just a fat chinaman. I'm so stupid, I waddled right into that one.

4. In Deuteronomy 11:28 it says you're cursed if you don't follow the Ten Commandments. Guilty as charged LORD, I've broken so many! I am such a vile piece of filth, I was coveting my neighbor's wife just the other day. And not just glancing either, like hard-core coveting.

5. Deuteronomy is FULL of curses. Fortunately, I haven't slept with my mother (Deuteronomy 27:20); unfortunately for me, I have smitethed my neighbor secretly (Deuteronomy 27:24). I've done some other things in that chapter also, but only the Pastors know the whole truth. I am ashamed of myself. I can't deny the horror of my crimes though; as Deuteronomy 28:45 clearly states~

Moreover all these curses shall come upon thee, and shall pursue thee, and overtake thee, till thou be destroyed; because thou hearkenedst not unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee:

So I've got whatever is coming to me. Praise God!

The worst curse of them all in that book is the bastard curse (Deuteronomy 23:20). No bastard may enter into the congregation of THE LORD, and his sons can't either, for 10 generations! As the bastard son of a bastard, well, I don't know how many generations that will curse, but I'd guess a whole lot!

Thankfully, even though I cannot enter the congregation, Landover Baptist is helping me with the BABS (BAstard Begone System) online fellowship program. Their fine upstanding Pastors are helping to educate me in the HOLY BIBLE and basic social and hygiene skills. Last night on Skype one of the beloved Pastors showed me how to tie a tie! I don't own one, so I used a sock.

My True Christian™ award was lovingly granted to me so that I can get through Landover Baptist's firewall for Bible Study; otherwise JesOS would destroy my computer. If you're really good, very respectful, and know that you deserve Hell but hope to make it to Heaven or at least serve the Heavenly, you may just get that award yourself!

Too bad you're barren, no True Christian will marry you. A reject like me on the other hand? Oh, what I would do to you. Oops, there I go again, I'm so stupid I may have just worsened my curse...

It's exhausting to be me, I am such a turd. I am sorry for everything.

[Brother Barnabus]

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Excuse me for asking, but why do you call yourself "Cursed"? I just looked at all those awards you have, and it says you're a True Christian™, so how can you be cursed?

How do we explain Cursed? His heart is in the right place, but his head spends lots of time under his stubby tail. Even though he's an incorrigible backslider, we just don't have the heart to have him put down.

He's like a cat that can purr so sweetly and play with such joy that you have to smile, until you find your $800.00 curtains shredded. He's like a loyal dog that will jump to our defense and fight with heart and make us feel so proud of him , till we step in his latest present. He's our mascot and ultimate challenge. If we can get Cursed's scraggly soul into heaven, then truly anyone can be saved.

[Godsgrace]

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Hello Angela, welcome to our forum...

[AngelaT]

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I am ecstatic you responded so kindly, Ms. Angela! I have no friends, and this forum is the only time I get to interact with people; mostly they mock and argue with me, but it's better than nothing! My life is so pathetic that this is the high point of my day!

I call myself Cursed because I am accursed by God, as are you, apparently. I share your Catholic upbringing; what a freak show that was, right? At least you got to wait until you were 16 before you were violated. Lucky, lucky you!

There are many reasons one can be accursed as described in the Holy Bible. I'm sure a proper True Christian Pastor would know of more appropriate scriptures; I am a bit of a simpleton, I'll give it my best shot.

I've got a lot of curses, so we'll make a list.

1. I am burdened with the Curse of Canaan (Genesis 9:25) because of my befouled mongrel blood; I must be the servant for other servants, that's how bad that is. It ain't easy being me.

2. I am cursed for cursing God (Leviticus 24:15), which I have done many times in my miserable life. I couldn't help it; that's the worst thing about curses, they snowball. It's really all my own fault though, can't blame GOD!

3. I am cursed for having a statuette of Buddha in my home for many years. As clearly stated in Deuteronomy 7:26, bringing graven images of other gods in your home will make you accursed. I didn't even know at the time! They should really put a warning on the bottom of Buddha statues, I thought it was just a fat chinaman. I'm so stupid, I waddled right into that one.

4. In Deuteronomy 11:28 it says you're cursed if you don't follow the Ten Commandments. Guilty as charged LORD, I've broken so many! I am such a vile piece of filth, I was coveting my neighbor's wife just the other day. And not just glancing either, like hard-core coveting.

5. Deuteronomy is FULL of curses. Fortunately, I haven't slept with my mother (Deuteronomy 27:20); unfortunately for me, I have smitethed my neighbor secretly (Deuteronomy 27:24). I've done some other things in that chapter also, but only the Pastors know the whole truth. I am ashamed of myself. I can't deny the horror of my crimes though; as Deuteronomy 28:45 clearly states~

Moreover all these curses shall come upon thee, and shall pursue thee, and overtake thee, till thou be destroyed; because thou hearkenedst not unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee:

So I've got whatever is coming to me. Praise God!

The worst curse of them all in that book is the bastard curse (Deuteronomy 23:20). No bastard may enter into the congregation of THE LORD, and his sons can't either, for 10 generations! As the bastard son of a bastard, well, I don't know how many generations that will curse, but I'd guess a whole lot!

Thankfully, even though I cannot enter the congregation, Landover Baptist is helping me with the BABS (BAstard Begone System) online fellowship program. Their fine upstanding Pastors are helping to educate me in the HOLY BIBLE and basic social and hygiene skills. Last night on Skype one of the beloved Pastors showed me how to tie a tie! I don't own one, so I used a sock.

My True Christian™ award was lovingly granted to me so that I can get through Landover Baptist's firewall for Bible Study; otherwise JesOS would destroy my computer. If you're really good, very respectful, and know that you deserve Hell but hope to make it to Heaven or at least serve the Heavenly, you may just get that award yourself!

Too bad you're barren, no True Christian will marry you. A reject like me on the other hand? Oh, what I would do to you. Oops, there I go again, I'm so stupid I may have just worsened my curse...

It's exhausting to be me, I am such a turd. I am sorry for everything.

Gosh, no wonder you call yourself cursed. Freak show is right All holier-than-thou on the surface, and underneath all sorts of depravity - "whited sepulchres" as Matthew 23:27 puts it.

It was very good of the Pastors here to let you get through the firewall to do Bible Study. Maybe they'll be kind to me as well, I hope.

You're right about being barren. I don't know if it's a Biblical curse; I hope not, but I don't know the Bible well enough to know. As you'd know, that "church" doesn't encourage you to read the Bible.

You don't have to say sorry to me , I'm just unsaved trash for the time being.

[James Dewitt]

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Welcome young Lady, it seems that Cursed has taken to you. If he likes you, well you must be ok. Cursed can sniff out a God Mocker at 500 feet.

Its a darn shame what the damn Catliks did to you. Our Pastors would never treat a woman like that. Did the Church offer you a bribe to keep your yap shut? Probably not they only do that with the boys they diddle.

A word of advice, keep a civil tongue and listen to the Men( True Christian (TM) ) and you will be just fine. You never know maybe one of our Pastors will take you under his wing and help you to become saved.


YIC James Dewitt

[AngelaT]

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Thanks for the welcome and the advice Mr Dewitt. There are so many nice people here. No, the priest didn't offer me bribes. He didn't need to, he said he loved me and was going to leave the priesthood and marry me. Little idiot that I was, I believed him.

[Master Gordon]

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Welcome Miss Angela you are surely in safe hands here at Landover Baptist Church. May Gods blessings be with you...
Know that the Lord is with you...

Psalms 31:5 Into thine hand I commit my spirit: thou hast REDEEMED mee, O Lord God of trueth.

[loveforchrist]

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Hello Angela!

At least you seem to know your place in society

Tell me, what pie do you make the best?