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  • Cornhole
    Unsaved trash, unrepentant queer
    • Jan 2011
    • 4
    #1

    Satan Wrote the Bible

    http://http://satanwrotethebible.com/satan-wrote-the-bible/


    Interesting concept no?
    This soace is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
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    • loveforchrist
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2011
      • 138
      #2
      Re: Satan Wrote the Bible

      No
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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: Satan Wrote the Bible

          No, it's an idiotic atheist mocking God.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269
              #4
              Re: Satan Wrote the Bible

              Well perhaps if you consider all of the modern (per)versions that were written for retards with no reading comprehension, then sure.
              Drama queen

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                • Godsgrace
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 228
                  #5
                  Re: Satan Wrote the Bible

                  Perhaps the Vulgate...
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                  Psalm 109:8
                  Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Satan Wrote the Bible

                      Originally posted by Cornhole View Post
                      http://http://satanwrotethebible.com...ote-the-bible/

                      Interesting concept no?
                      That's what passes for an introduction, boy?

                      What church do you attend that they teach you such filth?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392
                          #7
                          Re: Satan Wrote the Bible

                          Originally posted by Cornhole View Post
                          http://http://satanwrotethebible.com...ote-the-bible/

                          Interesting concept no?
                          Why do you hate Baby Jesus? He's just lying there in His manger looking up at you with Love. What can you hate about that? Is it His tiny little beard that you find off-putting?

                          I'd be happy to pray with you. Please, put a smile on Baby Jesus' face.

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