My introduction

[SlayerRules]

Him my name is Nick, I'm 18 and live in Pittsburgh PA. I came here in search of salvation, I am deeply into metal music but I realize I will burn in hell for it, please help me guys.


JESUS SAVES.....






....NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!

[Talitha]

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Him my name is Nick, I'm 18 and live in Pittsburgh PA. I came here in search of salvation, I am deeply into metal music but I realize I will burn in hell for it, please help me guys.

JESUS SAVES.....

....NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!

I think you are just here to mock us and Jesus.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Him my name is Nick, I'm 18 and live in Pittsburgh PA.

Who's "him"? Are you talking about your boyfriend?
Let me tell ya.. Jesus doesn't like what you two sodomites get up to. Not one bit!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Him my name is Nick, I'm 18 and live in Pittsburgh PA. I came here in search of salvation, I am deeply into metal music but I realize I will burn in hell for it, please help me guys.

Hello friend. I'm curious. In exactly what way do you believe Slayer rules? That show was canceled years ago: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[SlayerRules]

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I'm sorry for the confusion, I meant Hi not him, and pastor Slayer is a heavy metal group that stole my soul. I need salvation help me.

[Titus Interruptus]

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Dear Friend,

Salvation comes from following every word of the Bible, KJV 1611. It's that simple.

Until you do that, you will remain Satan's lil' dumpling.

Yours in Him,
TI-(b-a-b)

[Talitha]

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Metal Music is made for people who worship Satan.
You should find some good Christian music

[One-eyed Jack]

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Ah yes, the mainstream media success, Slayer. I just read that they were awarded the Congressional Metal of Honor. (Yes, "metal" of honor. It was Jenna Bush's idea.)



Like many commercial bands, Slayer has become quite the little moneymaker for the corporate media sector, and were awarded a Grammy for their success.

But this isn't a music forum, SlayerRules. This is a forum for discussing Christianity and the Christian faith.

Suppose you begin by telling us what Jesus means to you, personally.

~~ OEJ

[CaveManJoke]

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Hmmm, thrash metal is amazing stuff! Slayer sings about christ all the time, in fact two of their last albums were about the man himself!

[SlayerRules]

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Do you want to know what Jesus means to me honestly, he means a man who lived 2000 years ago and was nothing more than a carpenter. I think Christianity is a cult. Also to caveman, God Hates Us All is one of my favorite albums & Christ Illusion is also really good.

I actual follow Norse religious traditions so take that. Metal >>> God

hah hah hah


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BLASPHEMY REMOVED<<<<<<<<<<<
Sister Talitha

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Do you want to know what Jesus means to me honestly, he means a man who lived 2000 years ago and was nothing more than a carpenter. I think Christianity is a cult. Also to caveman, God Hates Us All is one of my favorite albums & Christ Illusion is also really good.

I actual follow Norse religious traditions so take that. Metal >>> God

hah hah hah


BTW I think this site is really funny, I know its a mockery so...

Mockery? Do you think that the ongoing battle between good and Evil if funny? I know a whole mess of demons that could show you otherwise.

On a side note: Slayer is a very poor attempt at being dark and Helllish. You want a real thrill? Try playing a Beatles record backwards. You can hear Satan speak to you directly!

[CaveManJoke]

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Meh, I worship the sun... when it's sunny I avoid his wrath and put on sunscreen.

Hmm, have you heard of Testament? Great thrash metal band. I hear they're making a new cd in april or so.

Lolz i wonder how often Jesus yelled <beep> after smashing his thump with a hammer.

[SlayerRules]

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Yea Testament is awesome, I met the lead guitar player last year.

[CaveManJoke]

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On a side note: Slayer is a very poor attempt at being dark and Helllish. You want a real thrill? Try playing a Beatles record backwards. You can hear Satan speak to you directly!

Haha, This doesn't sound entirely satanic...tard.

Why haven't you sacrificed any of these crazyass bible-humpers yet? Or atleast their cats and dogs...

[CaveManJoke]

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Stupid me. Forgot link.

http://www.beatlesagain.com/bpidnew.html