[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: My introduction

Haha, This doesn't sound entirely satanic...tard.

Why haven't you sacrificed any of these crazyass bible-humpers yet? Or atleast their cats and dogs...

Why in the Nine Circles of Hell would I go to Iowa to sacrafice their pets when there is work to be done for Satan all across the world? Listen, "friend", I've been in the Dark Lords service since before you were born and I certainly don't need YOU giving me advice on how to do my job!

[CaveManJoke]

Re: My introduction

Then why not send some of your 'minions' or call a fellow satanist friend in Iowa and have their pets killed? Couldnt be too hard, you must have a 1-800 number for it! I know I have when I want to call gay prostitutes!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: My introduction

Then why not send some of your 'minions' or call a fellow satanist friend in Iowa and have their pets killed? Couldnt be too hard, you must have a 1-800 number for it! I know I have when I want to call gay prostitutes!

Did I not just tell you not to tell me how to do my job!?! Look queerbait, you obviouslly know nothing about Satan and I honestly doubt anyone with your small intellectual capacity could have read The Communist Manifesto, so bugger off and rethink what you are doing posting here.