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  • aujapr
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    • Feb 2011
    • 5

    #1

    Ok well...

    I go to Crossroads Community Church and my favorite verses are...

    "Then said Jesus, "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do..." - Luke 23:34

    "Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned, forgive, and ye shall be forgiven." - Luke 6:37



    and i came to find jesus thru a girl actually when i was 19. i never really beleived in Jesus but there was this girl i liked and she went to church so to impress her i went and at the end of the service the pastor called for those who wanted to give themselves up to God and be saved to come foward so i went foward and was saved.
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Ok well...

    Originally posted by aujapr View Post
    and i came to find jesus thru a girl actually when i was 19. i never really beleived in Jesus but there was this girl i liked and she went to church so to impress her i went and at the end of the service the pastor called for those who wanted to give themselves up to God and be saved to come foward so i went foward and was saved.
    Just like that, huh? Had no idea it was so easy. Just walk to the front of the church to impress a chick, and Bam! Saved! Uhuh.

    To be Truly Saved you need to read the KJV Bible, believe every last word, and follow every word. Do you do that? If not, you aren't actually Saved and we at Landover will be laughing at you for all eternity as you roast in Hell.

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    • landoverlover
      Also loves Jesus and America
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2010
      • 828

      #3
      Re: Ok well...

      Originally posted by aujapr View Post
      I go to Crossroads Community Church and my favorite verses are...

      "Then said Jesus, "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do..." - Luke 23:34

      "Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned, forgive, and ye shall be forgiven." - Luke 6:37



      and i came to find jesus thru a girl actually when i was 19. i never really beleived in Jesus but there was this girl i liked and she went to church so to impress her i went and at the end of the service the pastor called for those who wanted to give themselves up to God and be saved to come foward so i went foward and was saved.
      You must really think Our Lord is a mental special olympian. Come back in a couple of months after the young lady has dumped your horn-dog act and tell us about your relationship with Him then. You got it backward, pal. You found a chick through playing games with Jesus, you didn't find Jesus through a chick.

      And your "Crossroads Community Church" sounds like a pre-fab cookie-cutter deal; a feel-good, "Everyone Welcome Here!" generic machine-stamped bland gruel of a place where "god" conveniently and coincidentally suggests you believe all those things you already do anyway.

      Get thee behind me, satan!
      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



      King James Bible v1611

      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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      • aujapr
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        • Feb 2011
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Ok well...

        once i got there and was laerning about the sermon and everything guuys i got really into it and forgot all about the girl

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        • aujapr
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          • Feb 2011
          • 5

          #5
          Re: Ok well...

          and also i have read the KJV Bible and do beleive every last word of that book.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Ok well...

            Originally posted by aujapr View Post
            I go to Crossroads Community Church and my favorite verses are...

            "Then said Jesus, "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do..." - Luke 23:34

            "Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned, forgive, and ye shall be forgiven." - Luke 6:37



            and i came to find jesus thru a girl actually when i was 19. i never really beleived in Jesus but there was this girl i liked and she went to church so to impress her i went and at the end of the service the pastor called for those who wanted to give themselves up to God and be saved to come foward so i went foward and was saved.
            Do you know what your computer's "Shift" key is for? It's for showing proper respect for God and Jesus by CAPITALIZING HIS NAME!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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