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  • loveforchrist
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2011
    • 138

    #31
    Re: And you are broken

    Originally posted by Margot View Post
    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! And i think the waiting is almost over
    Oh, so I see you worship a demon monster who was created by a science fiction writer... Have fun with that.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: And you are broken

      Originally posted by Margot View Post
      ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! And i think the waiting is almost over
      This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl this prayer at you now in Christ's name.

      Father,
      In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

      Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

      In Jesus name I pray..
      Amen
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #33
        Re: And you are broken

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        OH MY EYES.............................that which CANNOT BE UNSEEN AAAAAAAaaaugggh!!1!

        A crystal clear demonstration of the dangers of idol worship in today's society. <shudder>
        I DID warn you.

        I know you have seen some very strange and horrifying things at that link. You may be questioning your hold on reality.

        That's OK. That's the result of a non-Christian gazing upon the Visage of Ultimate Evil.

        No doubt, you are in need of Christian counseling. I do believe LBC can help you with that. Please contact Sister Mary Maria to arrange your donation and schedule your counseling session.

        By the time the session is complete, Humpty Dumpty will be all back together again, and you will be praising Jesus all the day long!

        Or you could end up like this young lady:
        Originally posted by Margot View Post
        ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! And i think the waiting is almost over
        You haven't contacted me about the book. Did you want it or not? I really put my neck on the block posting a link to it. Do you know how many people would disembowel me with a rusty teaspoon for just one page of that book?

        Get with the program, Escargot. Buy it or get off the cash register! Daddy needs a new pair of Lamborghinis church roof!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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