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  • Nikki_Lavey
    Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
    • Feb 2011
    • 32

    #1

    Super Sunday is Satan's Day

    King James Bible
    And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcass.

    What is a Football but the skin of a dead pig!


    Johnny Unitis is in hell for he touched the skin of a pig!


    We must fight stop this abonomation to ouir Lord Jesus.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Nikki_Lavey
    Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
    • Feb 2011
    • 32

    #2
    Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

    How are we going to stop this horror in the eyes of our Lord Jesus?
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

      Matthew 15:17-20 (King James Version)


      17Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?
      18But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
      19For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:
      20These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man.


      Why do you hate football? Why do you hate America? Why do you want to make Baby Jesus cry?

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      • Nikki_Lavey
        Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
        • Feb 2011
        • 32

        #4
        Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        Matthew 15:17-20 (King James Version)


        17Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?
        18But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
        19For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:
        20These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man.


        Why do you hate football? Why do you hate America? Why do you want to make Baby Jesus cry?
        I was taught that touching the skin of a pig is wrong! I have never eatin' a Pork Rine.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • loveforchrist
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2011
          • 138

          #5
          Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

          Originally posted by Nikki_Lavey View Post
          King James Bible
          And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcass.

          What is a Football but the skin of a dead pig!


          Johnny Unitis is in hell for he touched the skin of a pig!


          We must fight stop this abonomation to ouir Lord Jesus.
          Are you a joo?
          My guide to beating children!
          New to converting sinners? Read this!
          ATTENTION SINNERS! Read this before it's too late!

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

            Originally posted by Nikki_Lavey View Post
            King James Bible
            And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcass.

            What is a Football but the skin of a dead pig!


            Johnny Unitis is in hell for he touched the skin of a pig!


            We must fight stop this abonomation to ouir Lord Jesus.
            Sweet Jesus woman, we are talking about football! Dick Butkus is no damn Joo. Jesus loves FOOTBALL

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            • Nikki_Lavey
              Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
              • Feb 2011
              • 32

              #7
              Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

              Originally posted by loveforchrist View Post
              Are you a joo?
              No I'm not a joo.

              I thought we wee supose to folow the Old Testiment too.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

                Originally posted by Nikki_Lavey View Post
                No I'm not a joo.

                I thought we wee supose to folow the Old Testiment too.
                Try reading the Bible before you start yammering on about what's in it.
                Drama queen

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #9
                  Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

                  Actually, this is a FANTASTIC day to introduce people to Our Lord Jesus Christ!

                  Find a house in your neighborhood that has plenty of cars in front, and go inside and welcome all of them to The One True Way©...they will thank you for it later, when their friends are writhing in a pit of fire.
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                  • Nikki_Lavey
                    Unsaved trash, depraved drag queen
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 32

                    #10
                    Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Try reading the Bible before you start yammering on about what's in it.
                    It's very clear in Deuteronomy 14:8

                    And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

                      Originally posted by Nikki_Lavey View Post
                      It's very clear in Deuteronomy 14:8

                      And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase.
                      Are you trying to imply that we should be kosher? Like joos?

                      Our Lord has specifically abolished those laws:

                      Acts 10:9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
                      10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
                      11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
                      12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
                      13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
                      14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
                      15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
                      16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.
                      Since sea creatures are not mentioned in that passage, we have no idea whether or not lobsters and shrimps have been cleansed in the blood of Jesus, so we avoid eating them. But God has definitely cleansed all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Edna Mae Thompson
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

                        However, watching a man's reaction to the players in the Super Bowl could be useful in uncovering some latent sinful yearnings in him. Does he hoop and holler as the men run down the field pumping their strong thighs? If so, it could mean that he needs to get straight with the Lord.

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                        • SpiritualistGirl
                          Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 80

                          #13
                          Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

                          Originally posted by Nikki_Lavey View Post
                          What is a Football but the skin of a dead pig!
                          It used to be made out of pig skin, but nowadays it's synthetic.

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                          • Ruth Elizabeth
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 50

                            #14
                            Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Are you trying to imply that we should be kosher? Like joos?
                            Next he will be telling us that we shouldn't eat cheeseburgers.

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                            • BearOfElisha
                              Unsaved trash, Suspected queerboy
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 4

                              #15
                              Re: Super Sunday is Satan's Day

                              I believe that "The Packers" refers to the packing of fudge.
                              Lev.18:22
                              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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