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I am a 17 year old American studant and my landlady told me to check this website out so that I would become a good person.
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Hi Hunter!Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
Uhm, why did you pick that username?
Are one of those internet guys who just looks for places to cause trouble? I hope not!!!
This place is for worshiping JESUS!
Tammi
Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to? Reverend Jim Osborne can help!
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He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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You suggest that it is all about "being a good person"? Son, that is what we call leaning unto thine own understanding...
Proverbs 3.5:Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Comment
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Is it working? Or do you intend to continue to reject Baby Jesus?Originally posted by TrollHunter View PostComment
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TheLordSavedMe: There is a long story behind the name and no Im not here for causeing trouble I am here by behalf of my landlady.
Don: I am not sure I was asked to check it out.Comment
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Is it from one of those D&D games? Is that why your landlady told you to come here? Because you play D&D all day long and don't shower? Or do you do other things besides play D&D all day long? Do your friends play D&D with you or do you play D&D online or by yourself on D&D websites? You should really stop playing D&D and open a Bible&Bible instead. It's much better than D&D. Life is really a game of H&H (Heaven & Hell), so stop rolling the D&D dice and open a Bible so you'll get into Heaven. You won't get there by chance, certainly not by playing D&D or being affiliated with D&D or your D&D playing friends. Also don't go to D&D conventions or talk about D&D with other people. It will make you to to Hell.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Just get down on your knees and take baby Jesus into your heart young fella!Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
Matthew 7.7-8: Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Comment
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and again Jesus spake unto them:
John 16.23-24: And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you. Hitherto have ye asked nothing in my name: ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full.
Did you see that - hitherto ye have asked nothing, just get down on your knees in front of the Lord and receive - let Him fill you that both your joy and His may be full.Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Comment
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
I have never played played D&D I don't even know what it is and I am too busy these days I am either studying for College or Working.Comment
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Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostHow could your screen name have a long story behind it? You just joined OUR forum.
Are you sure? You sure post like a girl.
What is your favorite verse from the KJV and why?
It is a name I have had long before I joined and does fella not mean boy? I AM a girl. Sorry for the confusion Sir I thought Fella was a boy.Comment
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My bad, I apologize for not understanding your gender. It happens with you wacky kids these days.Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
Now, who forced you to use that screen name? Was it that rug munching landlady?
I read your profile, so you are a darwinista and a physiology major, you have a point you want to make?
Why did your parents dispose of you?
How about that verse?Last edited by James Hutchins; 02-08-2011, 01:52 PM.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
I am sorry Sir but what is rugmunching? My mother left me and my dad when I was 5 and my dad died recently and I would rather not be taken into foster care.Comment
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Just relax, friend. We're "down" with it. We're "chill". You can talk to us. Of course you know what D&D is, a lot of guys with long hair like you play D&D with their "mates".Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
The only way to stop your D&D obsession is to admit that you have a D&D problem and you WANT to stop playing D&D.
Why don't you step forward and go "dear Lord, I have a D&D addiction, please penetrate me with Your love so that I will no longer play D&D".
We are here to HELP!
YIC
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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