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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #16
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
    I am sorry Sir but what is rugmunching? My mother left me and my dad when I was 5 and my dad died recently and I would rather not be taken into foster care.
    What did you do that made you mother leave? you must of done something awful to make a mother abandon her children.

    What happened to your dad? Were you throwing a ball inside the car to prove the Earth was flat?

    Good thing you did not get sucked into the system. You'd be a prostitue on the strip otherwise. You are not, are you?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • TrollHunter
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2011
        • 12
        #17
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        What did you do that made you mother leave? you must of done something awful to make a mother abandon her children.

        What happened to your dad? Were you throwing a ball inside the car to prove the Earth was flat?

        Good thing you did not get sucked into the system. You'd be a prostitue on the strip otherwise. You are not, are you?
        My mother left my father because she fell inlove with another woman. No he died of a heartattack (heart problems run in our family) and my father always let me believe in what I wanted to believe in.

        No I am certainly not a prostitute. Prostitution is wrong and I am just your local supermarket cashier.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453
            #18
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
            My mother left my father because she fell inlove with another woman. No he died of a heartattack (heart problems run in our family) and my father always let me believe in what I wanted to believe in.
            I knew there was rugmunching involved here. I could just smell it
            No I am certainly not a prostitute. Prostitution is wrong and I am just your local supermarket cashier.
            Good, glad to know you do not charge to bag.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267
                #19
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
                My mother left my father because she fell inlove with another woman. No he died of a heartattack (heart problems run in our family) and my father always let me believe in what I wanted to believe in.

                No I am certainly not a prostitute. Prostitution is wrong and I am just your local supermarket cashier.
                Has the whole darn world gone mad? You cant swing a dead cat without hitting a damn homer or Lesbo. Its your fathers fault for not beating your mother, he showed that he did not care. That's why she went lesbo! A woman needs to be beaten as a way of showing your affection. I cant blame her for leaving a loveless marriage.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
                    I am a 17 year old American studant and my landlady told me to check this website out so that I would become a good person.
                    What's your landlady's name?

                    What sort of trolls do you hunt?


                    What church does your husband take you to?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #21
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        What's your landlady's name?

                        What sort of trolls do you hunt?


                        I bet she is from Norway.
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                          • TrollHunter
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 12
                            #22
                            Re: Hi

                            No I am American and I don't have a husband since I live through celibacy.

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251
                                #23
                                Re: Hi

                                Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
                                No I am American and I don't have a husband since I live through celibacy.
                                You should wait until you get to Heaven to practice celibacy!

                                Matthew 22:30: "For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven."

                                REJOICE!
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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hi

                                    Originally posted by TrollHunter View Post
                                    No I am American and I don't have a husband since I live through celibacy.
                                    If you're American, I'm the king of Tokyo.

                                    No American would say "I live through celibacy."

                                    Time to come clean, liar mcfibberpants.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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