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  • robble
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    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2011
    • 2
    #1

    Thank the lord for Landover

    I've been wondering from religion to religion looking for people who follow the bible and do not make excuses.

    Westboro had the right idea about gays but treated women with too much respect.

    I am happy to have found a place where I can relate.

    Praise the Lord and George Bush and Sarah Palin (woman though she is).
    Jude 1:7
    Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453
      #2
      Re: Thank the lord for Landover

      Welcome Robbie. FYI, you should capitalize the 'B' in Bible and the 'L' in 'Lord' and any time you refer to Him.

      So tell me Robbie, where is this place you can relate to? Is there something about the rocks there that hold a special attraction or is the shape of the tree trunk, splitting at waist height in to two magnificent limbs, full of sap and vigor?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • robble
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          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2011
          • 2
          #3
          Re: Thank the lord for Landover

          As the Lord forgiveth, please forgive my typing mistakes. As in life there is no edit button here to go back and correct past mistakes.


          How is the property market in Freehold? I suspect I will want to move there in the future. There are too many heathens in Hawaii. So much SKIN showing everywhere. It's as if people lost all modesty when the weather is warm and sunny.

          Sometimes I have to carry an fake icepacks in my shorts to keep my thoughts pure when walking around in public here.

          Sure people dress more conservatively in Iowa. I don't want to be raped.
          Jude 1:7
          Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: Thank the lord for Landover

              Living arragements in Freehold are by invitation only. We have security.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Bible Student
                  Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                  With Jesus now.
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 2474
                  #5
                  Re: Thank the lord for Landover

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Living arragements in Freehold are by invitation only. We have security.
                  Robbie sounds like he might be a cat person. It might be a bit premature to tell him, but maybe in the future he might want to know about Pastor Ezekiel's ban on cats in Freehold. Provided he stays with us long enough to learn what he needs to and learns to love Baby Jesus with his whole being.
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: Thank the lord for Landover

                      Originally posted by robble View Post
                      As the Lord forgiveth, please forgive my typing mistakes. As in life there is no edit button here to go back and correct past mistakes.


                      How is the property market in Freehold? I suspect I will want to move there in the future. There are too many heathens in Hawaii. So much SKIN showing everywhere. It's as if people lost all modesty when the weather is warm and sunny.

                      Sometimes I have to carry an fake icepacks in my shorts to keep my thoughts pure when walking around in public here.

                      Sure people dress more conservatively in Iowa. I don't want to be raped.
                      Sorry, but Freehold is a private, gated, Christian community.

                      Please tell us about yourself. What church do you attend, son? What does your daddy do for a living?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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